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Samjdhar Bande Ki Smjdhar Soch

admin — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:45:34 +0000

Fooli Hui Roti Kabi Kacchi Nahi Hoti,

Ansu Bahane Wali Har Ladi Sachhi Nahi Hoti

Jo Bhi Mile Thok De Mere Dost,

Kyunki Bra Pehnane Wali Ladki Bachhi Nahi Hoti

Unki Mehfil Se Uthe To, Aitraaj Karne Lage,

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 13:39:56 +0000

Unki Mehfil Se Uthe To, Aitraaj Karne Lage,

Jo Hum Palte To, Kandhe Pe Haath Dharne Lage,

Unhe Kya Maloom Haal Kya Ho Chuka Tha Hamara,

Toilet Ka Rukh Kar Liya Hamne,

Kyunki Pant Se Armaan Ubharne Lage.

Daaru Ki Botal Aur Achhhi Si Ghashti

admin — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 13:35:33 +0000

Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti

Daaru Ki Botal Aur Achhhi Si Ghashti

Ye Jawaani Aur Sex ,Do Pal Ki Masti

Condom Lagana Dost, Yeh Lulee Nahi Sasti

Main, Woh Aur Bhagwan Ke Darshan

admin — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 12:17:29 +0000

Wo Kirtan Ka Samay Thha,
Main Dholak Baza Raha Tha,

Uske Haath Pooja Karne Ke Liye Uthe,
Suite Me Se Case Nazar Aane Lage,

Use Bhagwaan Ke Foot Nazar Aa Rahe The,
Aur Mujhe Football Nazar Aa Rahe The,

Shayari On Pathan

admin — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:17:27 +0000

Ret Ki Zaroorat Har Registaan Ko Hoti Hai,
Sitaron Ki Zaroorat Aasman Ko Hoti Hai,

Ap Kabhi Bhool Ke Bhi Peshawar Na Jana
Kyun Ki Ache Londe Ki Zarorat, Mere Yaar

Har Pathan Ko Hoti Hai

Ladki Se Bargaining Shayari Ke Andaaz Mein

admin — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:25:55 +0000

Ladka Ladki Se Shayari Ke Andaaz Mein

Ladka: “Hum To Hai Jogi Kitne Mein Dogi?”

Ladki: “200 Rs Lungi Hil Hil Ke Dungi”

Ladka: “50 Rs Dunga Par Hil Mein Khud Lunga”

Ladki: “Hath Se Kam Chala Aur Apne 50 Rs Bhi Bacha“

Sawapn Dosh Par Shayari

admin — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 09:25:20 +0000

Woh Aaye Hamare Sawapan Main, Swapan-Dosh Ho Gaya

Unka To Kuch Nahi Gaya, Mera Kaccha Kharab Ho Gaya

Sawap = Dream
Kaccha = Underwear

Woh Aur Main

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 10:11:02 +0000

Ek To Chaandni Raat Thhi, Uper Se Woh Mere Saath Thhi,

Main Usske Upar Chada Hua Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Dabi Hui Thhi,

Haathoon Mein They Hamare Haath , Aur Paeron Main Thhe Paer,

Main Zor Lagaye Ja Rha Tha, Woh Awaaz Nikale Ja Rahi Thhi,

Yaaro Galat Na Samjho Woh Meri Cycle Thhi……..

Wah Re Shayar

admin — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:12:19 +0000

Barrish Aaye Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho,

Dhoop Niklay Aur Sarso Pilli Na Ho,

To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay,

Neend Mein Aap Aaye Aur Payjama Gila Na Ho.

Nakaam Ashiqo Par Ek Sher

admin — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 06:23:11 +0000

Jab Raat Ke Baara (12) Bajte Hain..

Hum Sab Muth Maara Karte Hain…

Ahsaan Kisika Nahi Lete Hain…

Hathon Se Khud Hi Guzara Karte Hain…

Ashiq Ki Fariyad Uske Janaze Par

admin — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:23:06 +0000

Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar,

Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;

Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko,

Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapke Boobs Dekh Kar!

Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Shayri, Lajawabi

admin — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:21:50 +0000

Girl 2 Boy..
Hamein To Apno Ne Loota
Ghairoon Mein Kahaan Dum Tha,
Meri Kashti (Boat) Waha Dubi
Jahaan Paani Kam Tha,

Boy 2 Girl…
Tum To Thi Hi Gaandu
Teri Fuddi Mei Kahaan Dam Thaa,
Wahaan Kiyaa Maa Chudaaney Gayi Thi
Jahaan Paani Kam Thaa…

Ladka Ladki On Phone

admin — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 07:22:02 +0000

Ladka Aur Ladki Phone Per Baat Kar Rahe Hote Hain

Ladki Ladke Se Kehti Hai:

“Roonay Ko To Sabhi Rootay Hain Faraq Hai To Roonay Roonay Ka
Tum Qatra Qatra Rootay Hoo Hum Darya Darya Rootay Hain”

Phir Ladka Ladki Se Kehta Hai:

“Soonay Ko To Sab Sootay Hain Faraq Hai To Soonay Soonay Ka
Tum Ungli Lay Ker Sootay Ho Hum Haath Mein Lay Ker Sootay Ho“

Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai

admin — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 18:04:28 +0000

Majnu Ne Khuda Se Poocha: “Aye Khuda Tune Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Ya Rishwat Thi Khayi”

Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya: “Na Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Na Rishwat Khai Kamar Dabai Tabhi To Chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar Aayi“

Khas Dosto Ke Liye Ek Khas Salah

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:04:24 +0000

Phir Na Silegi Agar Ye Gand Fatt Jayegi,

Zindagi Baal Nahi Jo Dobara Se Ugg Jayegi,

Jo Maal Pasand Hai Jaker Thok Lo Yaaro,

Warna Zindagi Muthiyan Marne Mein Hi Nikal Jayegi.

Nazar Lag Gayi Hamare Pyar Ko Zamane Ki

admin — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:05:30 +0000

Nazar Lag Gayi Hamare Pyar Ko Zamane Ki
Umar Beet Gayi Aas Mein Unko Paane Ki
Kabar Se Nikalkar Dono Haath Aaj Bhi Kahte Hai
Aarzo Rah Gayi Unke (.) (.) Boobs Dabane Ki

Thand Pe Shayari

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:25:24 +0000

Chali Gayi Deewali, Shuru Ho Gayi Thand,
Sukad Gaye Chootad, Akad Gaye Lund,
Ab Aayegi Holi, Chali Jayegi Thand
Fath Jayenge Chootad, Latak Jayenge Lund
Happy Thand Bhen Ke Lund

Dost Par Ek Shayari

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:16:28 +0000

Duniya Mein Ek Dost Mere Liye Bana Hai

Jise Maine Aapke Roop Mein Paya Hai

Tu Mere Dil Mein Aisi Samayi Hai

Jaisi 36 No. Ke Boobs Ko

Zabardasti 32 No. Ke Brazier Mein Gusaya Hai

Dhoti Aur Payjame Ki Dosti

admin — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:55:49 +0000

Dhoti Ne Kaha Payjame Se,
Hum Tum Bane Hai Ek Dhage Se,
Farq Sirf Itna Hai Ke
Tu Khulta Hai Aage Se Mein Khulti Hun Piche Se

Kamal Kar Di Re…

admin — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:45:55 +0000

Chodte Chodte Subaha Ho Gayi,
L*und Mein Pad Gaye Chhale,

Choot Fatt Ke Gufaa Ho Gayi

Kamal Kar Di Re Chodne Waale

Agar Tujhe Pyari Hai Meri Yaari.

admin — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:36:33 +0000

Ae Dost Teri Yaari,
Mujhe Duniya Mein Sabse Pyari,
Saari Duniya Ne Teri Maari,
To Kya Tujhko Nahi Pyari Meri Yaari
Agar Hai Pyaari,
To Ab Tu Jhuk Meri Baari

Girl Friend Pe Ek Sher

admin — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 17:29:39 +0000

Bra Ki Mehak Churayi Nahi Jati
Panty Ki Jhalak Chupayi Nahi Jati
Kitni Bi Chhoti Ho Girl Friend Ki Breasts
Ek Bar Choos Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jaati

Majnu Ki Sexy Shayari

admin — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:28:16 +0000

Dil De To Diya Hai Tuje, Par Ek Shart Lagayi Hai

Leni Hai Woh Cheez, Jo Tune Tangon Mein Chhipayi Hai!

Badi Hasrat Thi Dil Ki,

admin — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:13:57 +0000

Badi Hasrat Thi Dil Ki,
Kholein Unki Salwaar Ka Nara,
Sanam Ki Berukhi To Dekho Ki
Nangey Hi Chale Aye

Ghalib Ji Ne Fermaya Hai

admin — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:33:26 +0000

Ghalib Ji Ne Fermaya Hai

Koi Saheli Na Mili To Na Sahi , Tere Jaisa Dost To Mill Gaya

Wah Wah

Chalo Choot Na Mili To Na Sahi .. Tere Jaisa Chutiya To Mill Gaya