Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar,

Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;

Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko,

Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapke Boobs Dekh Kar!

Girl 2 Boy..
Hamein To Apno Ne Loota
Ghairoon Mein Kahaan Dum Tha,
Meri Kashti (Boat) Waha Dubi
Jahaan Paani Kam Tha,

Click Here To Read The Full Joke …

Ladka Aur Ladki Phone Per Baat Kar Rahe Hote Hain

Ladki Ladke Se Kehti Hai:

“Roonay Ko To Sabhi Rootay Hain Faraq Hai To Roonay Roonay Ka
Tum Qatra Qatra Rootay Hoo Hum Darya Darya Rootay Hain”

Phir Ladka Ladki Se Kehta Hai:

Click Here To Read The Full Joke …

Majnu Ne Khuda Se Poocha: “Aye Khuda Tune Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Ya Rishwat Thi Khayi”

Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya: “Na Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Na Rishwat Khai Kamar Dabai Tabhi To Chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar Aayi“

Phir Na Silegi Agar Ye Gand Fatt Jayegi,

Zindagi Baal Nahi Jo Dobara Se Ugg Jayegi,

Jo Maal Pasand Hai Jaker Thok Lo Yaaro,

Warna Zindagi Muthiyan Marne Mein Hi Nikal Jayegi.

Nazar Lag Gayi Hamare Pyar Ko Zamane Ki
Umar Beet Gayi Aas Mein Unko Paane Ki
Kabar Se Nikalkar Dono Haath Aaj Bhi Kahte Hai
Aarzo Rah Gayi Unke (.) (.) Boobs Dabane Ki

Chali Gayi Deewali, Shuru Ho Gayi Thand,
Sukad Gaye Chootad, Akad Gaye Lund,
Ab Aayegi Holi, Chali Jayegi Thand
Fath Jayenge Chootad, Latak Jayenge Lund
Happy Thand Bhen Ke Lund

Duniya Mein Ek Dost Mere Liye Bana Hai

Jise Maine Aapke Roop Mein Paya Hai

Tu Mere Dil Mein Aisi Samayi Hai

Jaisi 36 No. Ke Boobs Ko

Zabardasti 32 No. Ke Brazier Mein Gusaya Hai

Dhoti Ne Kaha Payjame Se,
Hum Tum Bane Hai Ek Dhage Se,
Farq Sirf Itna Hai Ke
Tu Khulta Hai Aage Se Mein Khulti Hun Piche Se

Chodte Chodte Subaha Ho Gayi,
L*und Mein Pad Gaye Chhale,

Chodte Chodte Subaha Ho Gayi,
L*und Mein Pad Gaye Chhale,

Choot Fatt Ke Gufaa Ho Gayi

Kamal Kar Di Re Chodne Waale