Ae Dost Teri Yaari,
Mujhe Duniya Mein Sabse Pyari,
Saari Duniya Ne Teri Maari,
To Kya Tujhko Nahi Pyari Meri Yaari
Agar Hai Pyaari,
To Ab Tu Jhuk Meri Baari

Bra Ki Mehak Churayi Nahi Jati
Panty Ki Jhalak Chupayi Nahi Jati
Kitni Bi Chhoti Ho Girl Friend Ki Breasts
Ek Bar Choos Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jaati

Dil De To Diya Hai Tuje, Par Ek Shart Lagayi Hai

Leni Hai Woh Cheez, Jo Tune Tangon Mein Chhipayi Hai!

Badi Hasrat Thi Dil Ki,
Kholein Unki Salwaar Ka Nara,
Sanam Ki Berukhi To Dekho Ki
Nangey Hi Chale Aye

Ghalib Ji Ne Fermaya Hai

Koi Saheli Na Mili To Na Sahi , Tere Jaisa Dost To Mill Gaya

Wah Wah

Chalo Choot Na Mili To Na Sahi .. Tere Jaisa Chutiya To Mill Gaya

Ek Din Ghalib Se Ek Larki Ne Shaam Ko Milne Ka Wada Kia.
Par Ladki Kisi Vajah Se Late Ho Gayi To Ghalib Ne Uspar Ek Sher Arz Kiya

Le Ja Apni Choot Kisi Or Ko Ja Ke De De..

Ghalib Ko Apne Hath Se Hi Qarar Agaya…

Ladki Or Audio Cassete, Dono Side Se Bajaana Chahiye.

Ye Sookha Andar Jata Hai,
Aur,Gila Bahar Ata Hai,

Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Ho Jata Hai,

Jab Ye Andar Rahta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,

Thoda Sa Hilane Ke Baad Jab Isko Bahar Nikalo,
To Apna Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejaan Sa Dheela Sa Bahar Ata Hai,

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Dosti Pe Apni Zindagi Vaar Doo
Par Jab Tera Koi Reply Nahi Milta To
Dil Karta Hai Teri Gaand Pe Goli Maar Doo

Lohe Par Hathhoda Or Choot Par Loda, Tabhi Maro Jab Garam Ho.