Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To Dekho
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To Dekho

Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To Dekho

Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To Dekho

Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat Manna

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Ansoo Tere Nikle, To Ankhein Meri Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke, To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Khuda Kare Dosti Hamaari Itni Solid Ho,
Baap Tu Bane, To Mehnat Meri Ho

Daalne Laga Thha Main, Chikhne Lagi Wo..
Hua Dard Itna Ke Seh Na Saki Woh.
Takleef Hui Itni, Boli Bahar Nikalo.
Rabb Ke Waste Dusra Kangan Dalo…

Ghalib Ji Samunder Ke Kinare Bethe Thhe Aur Unhone Ek Sher Farmaya

Samunder Ke Kinare Bethe Hain Kabhi To Koi Lehar Aayegi
Kismat Badle Ya Na Badle Gaand To Dhul Jayegi

Murjaye Hue Phool Achhe Nahi Lagte
Aap Lund Khujate Achhe Nahi Lagte,
Koi To Patalo Bachhi Ab Meri Jaan,
Roz Bathroom Mein Hilate Achhe Nahi Lagte.

Ek Din Ghalib Ne Ladki Ko Periods Mein Dekha To Sher Arz Kiya

Salwar Ke Nichhe Se Tapak Tapak Ke Paani Laal Aata Hai

Kamal Ho Gaya Ghalib Phudda Bhi Paan Khaata Hai

Arz Kiya Hai Dosto
Agar Aasmaan Tak Aapke Haath Jaate
Agar Aasmaan Tak Aapke Haath Jaate
To Chand, Sitaare, Sooraj To Kya
Pariyon Ki Gaand Mein Bhi Unglli De Aate

Jee Karta Hai Ki Main Choom Loon,
Uski Tatti Main Pade Uss Mattar Ke Dane Ko,
Kambakht Wo To Kam Se Kam Uske Labo Se Hokar Gujraa Hoga.

Samjh Nahi Aata Ki

Teri Sula Ke Loo,
Ya Bitha Ke Loo,
Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo,
Ya Teri Jhuka Ke Loo

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Madrasi Brain, Bengali Beauty
Wealth Of Gujrat & Strength Of Punjab.

Translation in Punjabi
Madras Di Buddi, Bangal Di Fuddi,
Gujrat Da Dhan Te Punjab Da Lun.