Kaitrina Kaif Or Aishwarya Ka Noor Aap Par Barse,
Har Koi Aapke Sath Sone Bhar Ko Tarse,
Bhagwaan Kare Aapke Jeevan Mein Aaye Itni Ladke,
Or Aap Hamesha Apni Panty Pehan Ne Ko Tarse,

Kya Aap Sex Karna Chahte Hai,
Kya Aap Kabhi Condom Use Karte Hai,
Kya Aap Aids Hone Se Darte Hai,
To Aap Apne Haath Ka Isstemaal Kyu Nahi Karte Hai ,
Haath Chale Toh AIDS Talle

Ek To Yaar Tum Sharmaate Bahut Ho,

Agar Baat Kare Koi Tum Se To Itrate Bahut Ho,

Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Gaand Maar Lu,

Par Suna Hai Ki Tum Chillate Bahut Ho.

Ladka: Kash Mein Teri Bra Hota, To Sara Din Tere Boobs Se Chipka Rahta

Ladki: “Sale Kuttery, Mein Kisi Aur Se Dabva Rahi Hoti, Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota”

Khuda Ne Bhi Kya Zindghi Banayi Hain,
Khuda Ne Bhi Kya Zindghi Banayi Hain,

Jugnoo Ki Gaand Pe Bhi Ek Batti Laga Di Hain

Aawaz Mein Ek Mithaas Hain, Surat Bhi Khaas Hain,
Tameez Aur Kameez Bhi Teri Ekdum 1st Class Hain…

Bus Khuda Ne Galti Se Tujge Ek Lund Laga Diya Hain
Varna Itam Toh Tu Bhi Saale Jhakaas Hain….

Ishq Key Sahare Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Gum Key Aansuo  Ko Hum Piya Nahi Karte,
Kuch Dost Gaandu Aise Bhi Hote Hain,
Jinki Gaand Mein Jab Tak Ungli Na Dalo,
Tab Tak Wo Humhe Yaad Bhi Nahi Karte….

Duniya Mein Bahut Se Log Hai,
Par Tu Unn Chune Hue Logo Mein Se Ek Hai,
Jise Dekh Kar Tera Baap Bhi Kehta Hai Ke,
Kaash Us Din Maine Condom Chadha Hi Liya Hota…..

Ek Aurat Ki Delivery Ke Time Doctor Ne Aurat Se Pucha: “Kya Aap Apni Delivery Ke Waqt Bache Ke Baap Ko Paas Dekhna Chahti Hain“?

Aurat Ne Jawaab Diya: “Rehne Do Mere Husband Unko Pasand Nahi Karte’.

Ek Baar Ek Techer Ne Bachho Se Pucha: “Batao Bacho.. Kaun Si Devi Per Kaun Sa Prasaad Chadta Hai?”

Johny: “Master Ji Rabri Devi Per Laloo Prasad Chadta Hai…!“