Teri Ek Jhalak Hi Kafi Hain Mujhe Deewana Banane Ke Liye,
Tune Itni Badi Salwaar Pehni Hai Ek Choti Si Cheez Chupaane Ke Liye

Ajab Sa Tera Nakhra, Gazab Sa Tera Style Hai,
Gaand Dhone Ki Tujhe Akal Nah Haii,
Haath Mein Do Do Mobile Phone Hai…

Ya Ladkiyan Bhi Bahut Hi Ajeeb Tarah Ki Hoti Hai,
Inhe Kuch Bolo Toh Ye Apna Muh Phoolah Leti Hai,
Or Inke Saath Kuch Karo, Toh Ye Apna Peth Phoolah Leti Hai

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Mein Maine Ro Ro Ke Tubh Bhar Diya

Aur Vo Zaalim Mera Yaar Itna Bewafa Nikla

Ki Usi Tubh Mein Apni Gaand Dho Ke Chal Diya

Raat Ki Tanhaayi Mein Haath Kachhe Ki Gehraayi Mein,

Kuchh Mehsus Sa Hota Hain,

Mat Chhedoh Usko Zalim Kyunki,

Pappu Bhi To Sota Hai

Jab Tere Chikuu Thhe, Saare Tere Pichhu Thhe,

Jab Tere Aam Hue, Saare Pareshaan Hue,

Jab Tere Kharbhuje Hue, Bade Bade Ajoobe Hue,

Ab Tere  Jhool Gaye, Saare Tujhe Bhool Gaye…

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Agar Wo Mil Jay Akeli

Agar Na Mile Akeli Tu Pakad Lo Uss Ki Saheli

Agar Na Mile Saheli, To Zindabad Hatheli,

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Kashti Toofan Mein Se Nikal Sakti Hain,

Teri Kismat Kabhi Bhi Badal Sakti Hai,

Thand Rakh Mere Yaar, Channel Na Badal,

Sania Mirza Kisi Bhi Waqt Jhukk Sakti Hai..

Sirf Utni Piya Karo Key Hosh Mein Rah Sako .

Kyunki Ghalib Ji Ka Kahna Hai. . .

“Raat Bhar Sharaab Pee Maine Aur Meri Raat Katt Gayi

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“Main Teri Aankho Se Aujhal Ho Jaunga,

Dur Kahi Fizaon Mein Kho Jaunga,

Meri Yaadon Se Lipat Ker Royegi Tu Bahut,

Jab Gaand Mar Key Teri Main Bhaag Jaunga.”