Maine Chaand Se Pucha Key Aaj Tak Tune Duniya Main

Kabhi Mere Dost Sa Haseen Dekha Hain . . . ???

Toh Chaand Ne Haste Hue Jawab Diya Ke

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Ladka: “Main Tere Pyaar Ki Gehrayi Aur Mohabbat Ki Unchayi Ko Choona Chahta Hun.. ”

Ladki: “Saale Kaminey Seedha Ye Kyu Nahi Kehta Key Panty Aur Bra Utaar De…“

Waqt Nahi Ye Ab Rone Ka

Waqt Hai Ab Baccha Hone Ka

Tab Kyoun Nahi Royi Thi

Jab Chipak Chipak Ke Soyi Thhi

Jab Kiya Hai To Bharo Bhi

Tab Kahti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo

Sharab Se Dosti To Lever Ko Khatra

Gasti Se Dosti To Lund Ko Khatra

Mere Se Dosti To Gaand Ko Khatra

Kya! Mujhse Dosti Karoge

Palat Ke Dekh Ek Bar Zalim,

Tamanna Hum Bi Rakhte Hai,

Husn Mana Tum Rakhti Ho To,

To Jawaani Hum Bi Rakhte Hain,

Agar Gehrai Tum Rakhti Ho To,

Lambaai Hum Bi Rakhte Hain!

Moorakh Tha Shahjahan Jisne Karodo Kharche Taj Mahal Par

Roz Ek Nayi Mumtaz Aati Us Karodo Ke Byaaj Par

Ek Kudi Boli Paa Rahi Si..

Bari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si, Khatt Ke Leyande Paave,

Bari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si, Khatt Ke Leyande Paave,

“Ghagre Di Mauj Badi, Hawa Sidhi Chittran Nu Aave.”

Na Hum Aids Hone Se Darte Hain,

Na Hum Condom Istemaal Kerte Hain,

Hum Toh Duniya Se Darte Hain Isliye To Haath Se Kerte Hain

Happy Mutth Day…

Arz Kiya Hai

Dhire Se Thoko Sanam,

Mehengai Ka Zamaanaa Hai,

10 Inch K Lund Ko, Zindagi Bhar Chalaanaa Hai

Jab Tere Chikuu Thhe, Sab Tere Pichhu Thhe,

Jab Tere Aam Huye, Sab Pareshan Hue,

Jab Tere Kharbuje Huye, Bade-Bade Ajube Hue,

Jab Tere Jhool Gaye, Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.