Archive for the ‘SMS, One Liner Jokes’ Category

Reliance Company Ka Condom

Agar Reliance Company Condom Banati

To Har Jagha Ye Taglines Hoti

  • Kar Lo Land Muthi Me,
  • Chut Chod Lo Chutki Me,
  • Yahi He Mera Sapna Har Land Pe Ho Candom Apna.

Types Of BRA

Types Of BRA

  • Poisonous Bra – Cobra
  • Mathematical Bra – Algebra
  • Sunsign Bra – Libra
  • Magical Bra – Aabra Ka Dabra
  • Animal Bra – Zebra


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Chalak Ladki Ka Rape Se Bachne Ka Tarika

Ladki Apne Saheli Se Boli: “Agar Main Chalak Na Hoti To Ab Tak Mera 50-60 Bar Rape Ho Chuka Hota

Friend: “Acha, Kese Bachti Ho Mujhe Bhi Batao

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Santa Aur Lady Ke Ghar Mein Aag

Santa Fire-brigade Mein Kam Karta Thha

Ek Din Ek Aurat Ne Vahan Call Ki: “Mere Ghar Mein Aag Lag Gayi Hai

Santa: “To Paani Dalo

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Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?

7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.

Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?

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Santa Ki Shadi Ki Movie Aur ItemGirls

Santa Ka Beta Apne Daddy Ke Sath Betha Uski Shadi Ki Movie Dekh Raha Thha

Kuch Ladkiya Dance Kar Rahi Thhi, Excited Ho Kar Bola

Daddy Main Bhi Apni Shadi Mein Esi Items Girls Nachaunga

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Ladki Ki Shayari, Chanchal Haseena Par

Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya

Ladka Shayar Ke Andaaz Mein Bola: “Aye Chanchal Shok Haseena Ye Kaisi Nadani Hai

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Sasur Ji Aur Bahu Ki Bra

Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne Apni Gili Bra Taar Pe Sukane Ke Liye Dali

Niche Sasur Glass Mein Doodh Pee Raha Thha

Bra Ke Chhinte Sasur Ke Glass Mein Aakar Gire

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Difference Between Man And Mobiles

What Is The Difference Between Man And Mobiles.

Mobile – Signal Gets Strengthen When It Finds A Tower.

Man – Tower Gets Strengthen When Its Find A Signal.

Sex At Different Stages Of Age

Sex At Different Stages Of Age

At 8 Ignore It,
At 18 Feel It
At 28 Explore It
At 38 Enjoy It
At 48 Pay 4 It,

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Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai

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Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho

Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.

Wife: “Palak Mein Iron Hota Hai Ji.

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3 Good Manners Of Male Penis

3 Good Manners Of Male Penis:

  1. Courteous - It Stands Before Performing.
  2. Emotional - It Cries During The Performance.
  3. Polite - It Bows Down After The Performance.

What Is The Dumbest Part On A Man’s Body?

Q. What Is The Dumbest Part On A Man’s Body?

A. The Penis. It Has A Head With No Brain, It Hangs Out With Two Nuts And It Lives Around The Corner From An Asshole!

Men Are Like, Bank Accounts

Men Are Like……..Bank Accounts

They’re Only Useful When They Are Loaded.