When Nobody Loves You,

Nobody Cares For You

Nobody Think About You

Every One Ignores You

Then Go And Sit In A Corner

Close Your Eyes And Think

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Qutub Minar Ko Dekh Kar Kabir Ji Ne Kya Farmaya???

Arrey Dharti Maa To Aurat Thi, Phir Yeh Lauda Kahan Se Aa Gaya

Ek Pathan Ke Ghar Uski Shadi Ke Kuch Dino Ke Baad Uski Biwi Ke Muh Se Suna Gaya Dialog

“Pathan Sahab Maine Apse Shaadi Is Liye Ki Hai Ki Humare Bachhe Ho,

Is Liye Nahi Ke Mujhe Savere Tatti Khull Kar Aaye.”

Ladai Or Chudai Mein Sab Kuch Jaayaz Hai.

Ek Bar Ek Ladka Phone Milata Hai Aur Phone Uthaye Jane Par Number Confirm Karta Hai

• Boy: “Hello Is It 22171314?“
• Girl: “Sorry, Zara Hindi Mein Bolo“
• Boy: “Do Do Ne Ek Sath Choda?“

Girl: “Sorry Wrong Number Ye Teen Teen Ek Sath Do Bar Choda Hai.“

Lun.D Aur Police Ko Koi Bharosa Nahi Yaaro

Kabhi Bhi Kahin Bhi Bina Warning Ke Khade Ho Jate Hai

Ek Banda Jungle Mein Sunsan Sa Dekh Kar Nadi Mein Kapde Utarkar Nahane Chala Jata Hai

Nahane Ke Baad Jab Vo Vaapis Aata Hai To Sare Jaanwar Usko Dekh Kar Hass Rahe Hote Hai

Aur Ek Bandar Bolta Hai:

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Ek Din Ek School Mein Teacher Bachho Ko Pada Raha Thha:

• A For Apple
• B For Bada Apple
• C For Chota Apple
• D For Dusra Apple
• E For Ek Aur Apple
• F For Fir Ek Apple
• G For What???

Ek Student Gusse Mein Aakar Bola

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Ek Din Kutte Ka Pilla Apni Maa Se Poochta Hai: “Maa Mere Daddy Kaise Thhe??”

Maa: “Pata Nahi Beta Piche Se Hi Aaye The Aur Piche Se Hi Chale Gaye… Kuch Pata Nahi Chala“

Chodan Chodan Sab Kare, Chod Sake Na Koi, Jab Chodan Ki Baari Aayi Lund Khada Na Hoye.