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Samjdhar Bande Ki Smjdhar Soch

admin — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:45:34 +0000

Fooli Hui Roti Kabi Kacchi Nahi Hoti,

Ansu Bahane Wali Har Ladi Sachhi Nahi Hoti

Jo Bhi Mile Thok De Mere Dost,

Kyunki Bra Pehnane Wali Ladki Bachhi Nahi Hoti

10-10 Bachhe Kyu Paida Hote Thhe?

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:38:35 +0000

12th Ki Ladki Apni Aunti Se Puchhti Hai: “Aunty, Aapke Time Mein 10-10 Bachhe Kyu Paida Hote Thhe?”

Aunty: “Beti Hamare Zamane Mein Moonh (Mouth) Mein Lene Ka Riwaz (Tradition) Nahi Thha“

Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:35:16 +0000

Ladki Apni Maa Se: “Maa , Saath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ladke Ko Dekh Kar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jaati Hai”

Maa: “Beti Ek Bar Bina Bra Ke Kameez Pehan Ke Dekh, Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi“

Ladkiya Aur Cycles

admin — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:57:57 +0000

Hostel Mein Ladkiya Cycle Chalate Hue Zor Zor Se Shor Macha Rahi Thhi

Warden: “Jyada Shor Mat Karo Warna Saari Cycles Par Wapis Se Seat Lagva Dungi“

Beauty Is Not Judged By Your Clothes

admin — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 08:10:12 +0000

Beauty Is Not Judged By Your Clothes Or Your Appearance

It Is Judged By Your Inner Self

So Daily Change Your “Kachha”

Kachha = Underwear

Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

admin — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:35:50 +0000

Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha

“Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta”

Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy“

Doodh Ka Dhakkan

admin — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 10:35:27 +0000

Building Mein Enter Karte Hue Doodhwale Ke Uper Ek Bra Aakar Giri

Doodhwale Ne Uper Dekha Aur Bola: “Bhenji Aapke Doodh Ka Dhakkan Gir Gaya Hai“

Common Between Moov Cream And Penis?

admin — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 08:55:46 +0000

What Is Common Between Moov Cream And Penis?

Ans: “Dono Gehraai Tak Jaye, Garmahat Laye, Aram Dilaye Aaah Se A-Haaa Tak“

Dhoni Ki Koi GF Kyu Nahi Hai?

admin — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:10:18 +0000

Dhoni (Cricketer) Ki Koi GF Kyu Nahi Hai?

Bhai Sidhi Si Bat Hai Vo Ek Din Mein 2 Leters Doodh Peeta Hai, Kaun Hogi Itna Bada Risk Lene Wali

Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua?

admin — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 04:40:36 +0000

Bacha Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai: “Maa Mein Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua?”

Maa: “Tumhe Bahar Aane Ka Rasta Nahi Malum Thha, Tumhare Dad Ne Khod Khod Kar Rasta Banaya“

Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?

admin — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 04:35:14 +0000

Q. What Is The Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?

A. One Keeps Balls Within The Boundary And Other Sends Ball Out Of Boundary.

Abki Bar Itni Garmi Kyon Pad Rahi Hai?

admin — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:48:26 +0000

Kya Aapko Pata Hai Abki Bar Itni Garmi Kyon Pad Rahi Hai?

Kyonki Shoib Malik Saniya Mirja Ko Le Gaya To India Walo Ki Gaad Jal Rhi Hai

Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali

admin — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:33:12 +0000

Suhagrat Ki Raat Ko Aadmi Ne Apni Wife Se Poocha: “Tumne Koi Bhi Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali, Kyu?”

Wife: “Arey Ye Sab Karne Ki Aadat To Maine 18 Saal Ki Umar Mein Hi Chod Di Thhi“

Mujhe Doodhu Peena Hai

admin — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 05:40:46 +0000

Beta: “Papa Mujhe Doodhu (Milk) Peena Hai.”

Papa: “Apni Mummy Ka Ja Ke Pee Le”

Beta: “Nahin Wo Jutha Hai.”

Papa: “Kaise?”

Beta: “Jab Aap Office Gaye Thhe To Chachu Pee Rahe The.“

A Woman’s Body Has Five Rooms

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 05:29:42 +0000

According 2 Chinese Docs, A Woman’s Body Has Five Rooms:

Face – Show Room
Boobs – Play Room
Tummy – Store Room
Vagina – Men’s Room
Anus – Emergency Room

Difference Between A Secretary And Personal Secretary

admin — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 11:28:24 +0000

Difference Between A Secretary And Personal Secretary:

Secretary: “Good Morning, Sir.”

Personal Secretary: “It’s Morning. Sir.“

Three Qualities In Wives

admin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:23:49 +0000

Men Want Three Qualities In Their Wives:

Economist In Kitchen
Artist In Home
Devil In Bed.

But Unfortunately They Get

Artist In Kitchen
Devil In Home
Economist In Bed.

Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

admin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:29:36 +0000

Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged?

Because A Known Sucker Is Better Than A Unknown Fucker.

So Users What do you think which is better? Please share your thoughts in comments.

Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Hai?

admin — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 08:56:06 +0000

Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha: “Doctor Saab, Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Hai?”

Doctor: “Dophar 2 Se 4 Baje Tak”

Lady: “Wo Kyun?”

Doctor: “Kyunki Us Waqt Compouder Nahi Hota“

T-Shirts Slogans

admin — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:44:09 +0000

Nobody Knows That I Am Not Wearing Underwear
Please Tell Ur Boobs To Quit Staring At My Eyes!
Virginity Is Not Dignity It Is Lack Of Opportunity
Come Behind The Pyramid & I Will Make U A Mummy

She Has A Cute Vagina

admin — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 05:25:52 +0000

A Man To Cardiologist Angrily: “How Dare You Tell My Wife That She Has A Cute Vagina”

Doctor Replied: “Stupid, I Told Her That She Has Acute Angina.“

Sawapn Dosh Par Shayari

admin — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 09:25:20 +0000

Woh Aaye Hamare Sawapan Main, Swapan-Dosh Ho Gaya

Unka To Kuch Nahi Gaya, Mera Kaccha Kharab Ho Gaya

Sawap = Dream
Kaccha = Underwear

Bina Guthli Wala Aam

admin — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 12:20:10 +0000

Ladki Ladki Se: “Bina Guthli Wala Aam Kahan Milta Hai?”

Ladki: “Arey Esa Bhi Koi Aam Hota Hai? Mujhe Nahi Pata Kahan Milega”

Ldka: “Apni Bra Utaar Abhi Dikhata Hun“

You Blow Me You Feel Good, What Am I?

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 05:03:03 +0000

I Come In Many Sizes, When I’m Not Well, I Drip, When You Blow Me You Feel Good, What Am I?

A Nose

Wah Re Shayar

admin — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:12:19 +0000

Barrish Aaye Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho,

Dhoop Niklay Aur Sarso Pilli Na Ho,

To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay,

Neend Mein Aap Aaye Aur Payjama Gila Na Ho.