Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?
Q. What Is The Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?
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Abki Bar Itni Garmi Kyon Pad Rahi Hai?
Kya Aapko Pata Hai Abki Bar Itni Garmi Kyon Pad Rahi Hai?
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Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali
Suhagrat Ki Raat Ko Aadmi Ne Apni Wife Se Poocha: “Tumne Koi Bhi Uh Aah Ki Awaj Nahi Nikali, Kyu?”
Mujhe Doodhu Peena Hai
Beta: “Papa Mujhe Doodhu (Milk) Peena Hai.”
Papa: “Apni Mummy Ka Ja Ke Pee Le”
Beta: “Nahin Wo Jutha Hai.”
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A Woman’s Body Has Five Rooms
According 2 Chinese Docs, A Woman’s Body Has Five Rooms:
- Face – Show Room
- Boobs – Play Room
- Tummy – Store Room
- Vagina – Men’s Room
- Anus – Emergency Room
Difference Between A Secretary And Personal Secretary
Difference Between A Secretary And Personal Secretary:
Secretary: “Good Morning, Sir.”
Personal Secretary: “It’s Morning. Sir.“
Three Qualities In Wives
Men Want Three Qualities In Their Wives:
- Economist In Kitchen
- Artist In Home
- Devil In Bed.
But Unfortunately They Get
Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage
Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged?
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Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Hai?
Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha: “Doctor Saab, Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Hai?”
Doctor: “Dophar 2 Se 4 Baje Tak”
Lady: “Wo Kyun?”
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- Nobody Knows That I Am Not Wearing Underwear
- Please Tell Ur Boobs To Quit Staring At My Eyes!
- Virginity Is Not Dignity It Is Lack Of Opportunity
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