Archive for the ‘SMS, One Liner Jokes’ Category

She Has A Cute Vagina

A Man To Cardiologist Angrily: “How Dare You Tell My Wife That She Has A Cute Vagina

Doctor Replied: “Stupid, I Told Her That She Has Acute Angina.

Sawapn Dosh Par Shayari

Woh Aaye Hamare Sawapan Main, Swapan-Dosh Ho Gaya

Unka To Kuch Nahi Gaya, Mera Kaccha Kharab Ho Gaya

Sawap = Dream
Kaccha = Underwear

Bina Guthli Wala Aam

Ladki Ladki Se: “Bina Guthli Wala Aam Kahan Milta Hai?

Ladki: “Arey Esa Bhi Koi Aam Hota Hai? Mujhe Nahi Pata Kahan Milega

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You Blow Me You Feel Good, What Am I?

I Come In Many Sizes, When I’m Not Well, I Drip, When You Blow Me You Feel Good, What Am I?


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Wah Re Shayar

Barrish Aaye Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho,

Dhoop Niklay Aur Sarso Pilli Na Ho,

To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay,

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You Blow Me Hard, What Am I?

I Go In Hard, I Come Out Soft, You Blow Me Hard, What Am I?


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Best Man Always Has Me First. What Am I?

A Finger Goes In Me. You Fiddle With Me When You’re Bored. The Best Man Always Has Me First. What Am I?


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Definition Of Old Age?

What Is The Definition Of Old Age?

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Similarity Between A Dick And A Matchstick?

What Is The Similarity Between A Penis And A Matchstick?


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1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi

A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi

Santa: “500 Mujhe De Warna Peshaab Kar Donga


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