Who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman?

Answer: A Woman Because She Lifts Two Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts Only Two Stones With The Help Of A Crane.

When I Was Born I Got The Choice Between

A Major Dick Or A Fine Memory.

I Am Not Able To Remember What I Did Really Choose.

A Man Goes To A Doctor And Said: “Everytime When I Look Into The Mirror I Get An Erection”

Doctor Said: “That’s Because You Look Like A Cunt“

Jab Tere Chikuu Thhe, Sab Tere Pichhu Thhe,

Jab Tere Aam Huye, Sab Pareshan Hue,

Jab Tere Kharbuje Huye, Bade-Bade Ajube Hue,

Jab Tere Jhool Gaye, Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.

Jaaneman College Se Nikalte Hi Kitaabon Ko Seene Se Laga Leti Ho,

Hum Kya Marr Gaye Hai Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho

Na Jaroorat Hai Chand Sitaron Ki,

Na Jaroorat Hai Faltu Yaaron Ki,

Bas Ek Dost Chahiye Aapke Jaisa,

Jo Gaand Maar De Hazaron Laakhon Ki.

Train Ki Patri Pay Mat Betha Karo

Train Aaye Gi Aur Gand Katt Jaye Gi.

Abhi To Haath Say Gaand Dhotay Ho Phir Gaand Se Haath Dho Betho Ge

Ek Din Ghalib Ne Bade Boobs Ki Ladki Ko Jaate Dekha Aur Bola

“Ankhon Mein Wohi Jaam Liye Honton Pe Wohi Muskan Liye Kahaan Ja Rahi Ho Janeman Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye“

Ek Banda Roj Kothe Pe Jake Rate Malum Karta Thha Aur Vapis Aa Jata Thha

Ek Din Uske Dost Ne Usse Puchha: “Jab Tu Kuch Karta Hi Nahi Hai To Rate Kyun Puchhta Hai”

Jawab Aaya: “Yaar Mein Check Karta Hun Kahin Biwi Mehngi To Nahi Padd Rahi“

2 Chote Sardaar Bachhe Khel Rahe Thhe. Ek Ko Condom Mila

1st – “Dekh Oye Gubbara…”

2nd – “Oye Ye Gubbara Nahi Hai… Ye To Daddy Ki Lulli Ki Jurab Hai”