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Love Is Not Measured By Hugging & Kissing

Love Is Not Measured By Hugging Kissing And Sex. Its All About Trusting, Respecting And Accepting A Person With

Opened Legs Closed Eyes, Wet Lips Saying

Push It More

Do You Love Me, Do You Really Love Me?

During Sex Jeeto Asks To Santa Repeatedly: “Do You Love Me, Do You Really Love Me?

Irritated Santa Shouted: “What The Hell Do You Think, I Am Doing Pushups?

Is Sawal Ka Jawab Haan Ya Na Mein Do

Agar Himmat Hai Or Apne Aap Ko Mard Ke Bache Samjhte Ho To

Is Sawal Ka Jawab Haan Ya Na Mein Dekar Dikhao

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Ladke Wale Ladki Ka Haath Kab Mangte Hain?

Quest: “Ladke Wale Ladki Walon Se Ladki Ka Haath Kab Mangte Hain?

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Kiss My Ass!

Two Sardars Got Into A Heated Argument.

While Arguing, One Of Them Shouted “Kiss My Ass!

The Other One Replied: “This Is Not The Time To Be Romantic

Series Of Questions

Q: What Is It When A Man Talks Nasty To A Woman?
A: Sexual Harassment.

Q: What Is It When A Woman Talks Nasty To A Man?
A: $3.99 A Minute

Q: How Can You Tell If Your Wife Is Dead?
A: The Sex Is The Same But The Dishes Pile Up.

Q: How Can You Tell If Your Husband Is Dead?
A: The Sex Is The Same But You Get The Remote.

Please Instruct What To Do

Pilot To Tower: “I Am 300 Miles From Land, 600 Feet Over Water And No Fuel, Please Instruct.

Tower To Pilot: “Gaaaaand Marao

Sex Karna Mehnat Hoti Hai Ya Maza

Amir Aadmi Kam Karne Wale Majdoor Se Puchta Hai: “Oye Sex Karna Mehnat Hoti Hai Ya Maza

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