Lady Plumber Se: “Gali Mein Kitne Dino Se Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega”

Kamina Plumber Bola: “Bibi Ji Aapka Nada Khulne Ki Der Hai Pani To Abhi Nikal Dunga“

Choot Aur Dudh Dono Kabhi Bhi Kharab Nahi Hote,

Dono Ko Jitna Garam Karo Utna Jyada Maza Dete Hai.

Q: Why Is Queen Victoria’s Bottom Always Wet?

A: Because “Queen Victoria” Is A Ship.

Why Do Girls Like Gold Things More Than Boys?

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Ek Ladka Apni Pent Utarkar Apni Girlfriend Se Puchta Hai: “Tumhare Paas ‘Aisa‘ Hai..?”

Ladki Apni Salwar Utarkar Boli: “Jinke Paas  ‘Ye‘ Hoti Hai Unke Paas  ‘Inki ‘ Kami Nahi Hoti“

Saas Apni Bahu Se Ek Pota Mangte Hue

Saas: “Bas Bahu Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De”

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Pathan Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha

Ladki Boli: “Aur Andar, Thoda Uppar, Thoda Right, Thoda Left”

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Gaand Or Gubbara (Balloon) Kabhi Bhi Or Kahi Bhi Fatt Sakte Hai

Teacher Bachon Se: “Dopehar Ko Sham Ne Ram Ki Behan Se Pyaar Kiya” Bacho Iska Future Tense Banao.”

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Santa Ka Beta Santa Se Puchta Hai: “Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?”

Beta: “Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe Thhe Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja.“