Toontee (Tap) Or Lu.nd, Hamesha Tedhey Rehte Hai.

Ek Bar Body Ke Parts Ki Meeting Hui,

Sabi Aaye Par Lunn Nahi Aya Sabi

Hairan Hue Ki Lun Kaha Gaya

Bad May Pata Laga Lu.nd To Msg Pad Raga Hai.

Teri Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Hai,

Wah..

Teri Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Hai,

Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Teri Lulli Zip Me Phasi Hai!

Sharabi Sex Kr Raha Tha. Ghalti Se Peeche Daal Diya

Biwi Boli: “O Ji Truck Ghalat Godam Me Ja Raha Hai”

Sharabi: “Saali Ab Bata Rahi Hai Jab Diesel Khatam Hogaya“

Aik Totli Ladki Suit Rang Karne Wale Se Boli

“L.Un Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lu.N Dalna, Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley“

Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?”

Pappu: “Main Bada Huun”

Teacher: “Wo Kese?”

Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“

Ladkiyo Ki Sab Se Jyada Izzat Kaun Karta Hai?

Ans: Apna Pappu Yaar, Jo Unko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Jata Hai

Cho.ot Or Daaru, Kabhi Bhi Jhoothi Nahi Hoti.

Tell Me One Thing Which Is Yours But Always Used By Others?
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Oye Tera Naam Yaar. . . .Tu Kya Ga.And Samjha Tha?

Ladki Riksha Wale Se: “Kyun Bhai, Jayega”

Rikshawala: “Bilkul Jayega Madam, Abhi To Te Laga Ke Khara Kiya Hai”

Ladki: “To Phir Ghuma Ke Piche Se Le Lo“