Finger Vs Boyfriend

  1. For Variety, You Have Ten To Choose From.
  2. You Can’t Get Pregnant From Your Fingers.
  3. You Always Have Them With You.
  4. They Won’t Ask: Am I The First?
  5. You Can Use More Than 1 At A Time.
  6. They Don’t Have Aids.
  7. You Can Stop If You Want To.
  8. You Can Also Use Them To Clean The Wax Out Of Your Ears.
  9. They Don’t Take Up Half The Bed At Night.
  10. If The Ones You Are Using Get Tired, You Can Switch To Some Of The Others.
  11. You Can Also Share Them With A Friend.
  12. Your Fingers Won’t Just Fall Asleep Afterward.
  13. Fingers Don’t Cheat On You.
  14. No One Ever Fell In Love With Their Fingers.
  15. You Always Know Where Your Fingers Have Been.
  16. They Don’t Want To Know Where You Were Last Evening.
  17. They Come In Sizes – Thumb To Pinkie, Or Any Combination Thereof, It’s Up To You.
  18. They Won’t Finish Just Before You Reach Orgasm.

So Girls and boys please share your thoughts and more benefits of Fingers in the comment.

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