Finger Vs Boyfriend
- For Variety, You Have Ten To Choose From.
- You Can’t Get Pregnant From Your Fingers.
- You Always Have Them With You.
- They Won’t Ask: Am I The First?
- You Can Use More Than 1 At A Time.
- They Don’t Have Aids.
- You Can Stop If You Want To.
- You Can Also Use Them To Clean The Wax Out Of Your Ears.
- They Don’t Take Up Half The Bed At Night.
- If The Ones You Are Using Get Tired, You Can Switch To Some Of The Others.
- You Can Also Share Them With A Friend.
- Your Fingers Won’t Just Fall Asleep Afterward.
- Fingers Don’t Cheat On You.
- No One Ever Fell In Love With Their Fingers.
- You Always Know Where Your Fingers Have Been.
- They Don’t Want To Know Where You Were Last Evening.
- They Come In Sizes – Thumb To Pinkie, Or Any Combination Thereof, It’s Up To You.
- They Won’t Finish Just Before You Reach Orgasm.
So Girls and boys please share your thoughts and more benefits of Fingers in the comment.
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(20 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
booby
28 Jun, 2010
u can excite ur partner
Saara
3 Jul, 2010
vry gd…keep it up.
kabir
4 Jul, 2010
wow its amezing for gals bt plz gals dnt follow it cz i m d best one rathar than ur friend
Teen
4 Jul, 2010
Novel likh de
Chhetri dun
7 Jul, 2010
Gandupanti joke
SUSU
7 Jul, 2010
GANDU MARJA
ms
9 Jul, 2010
sale harami tere pass lund nahi hai kya?????
Mast munda
11 Jul, 2010
Hi i am kuldeep i want a girlfriend
soumya
12 Jul, 2010
but if all the girls will switch to fingers rather than boys human beings will get extent in the coming years
Harsh
13 Jul, 2010
soumya tum biology padha do mere ko,tumhare thoughts sun k rona aagaya,yaha population explosion ho raha hai log population ghatane ki soch rahe hain or tum apni ma chuda rahi ho.
ms
13 Jul, 2010
isk liye soumaya tu to hai na .
The Playboy
13 Jul, 2010
its amazing for gals bt plz gals dnt follow it cz i m better than ur fingers.. u can try me…
asfia
14 Jul, 2010
harsh ms and playboy thumlogonai sach kaha menai be yahi socha tha
soumya
14 Jul, 2010
harsh tujha theroy padho ya practical bhi padana padaga
harsh
14 Jul, 2010
tum jaisi k saath to practical karne se accha marna pasand karunga samjhi behen ki laudi.
abhi
14 Jul, 2010
its gud….hiiiiiiii soumya….u dont use ur finger…v r here 4 u..
nick
17 Jul, 2010
JUST DONT FORGET… DUSRE KE GAAN MEIN UNGLI MAAT KAR..
RESULT BOOORA HOTA HAI… ADVICE
tastynipples
28 Jul, 2010
upar comment se pta chalta hai chuttiyo….k bande k bas k nae hai gand marna…ladkiya ungli me hi khush hai….saalo kaat k phek to apni apni!!!:D
Nagesh
2 Aug, 2010
tumhare pas aunguli hai to hamere pas hatheli hai, jindabad hatheli