Aaj Mat Karo, Mera Upwas Hai.
Ek Bar Rat Ko Ek Sardar Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To
Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..”
Sardar Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”
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Upwas = Fast, Vrat
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anamika
26 Aug, 2010
mujhe lund do
DHIRAJ
26 Aug, 2010
suraj deepti k baap ka pappu khada ho sakta hai..but dance nahi kar sakta.
sunny
27 Aug, 2010
anamika mera le lo…
anamika
27 Aug, 2010
kaha aur kab miloge bata do
anamika
27 Aug, 2010
contact no bata do
Vicky
27 Aug, 2010
Anamika mera chahiye?
SAMeer
27 Aug, 2010
hey anamika mai sab kuch krne ko taiyaar hu
SAMeer
27 Aug, 2010
chut bhi chatunga 1 ghante tak
sneha
27 Aug, 2010
lekin mera choot kajuaa raha hai mai kya karu
sneha
27 Aug, 2010
mai b chudna chahti hu koi hoai kya jiske paas tagda lund ho
sneha
27 Aug, 2010
jise b choot chahiy vo samark kare 977?13?39?
DHIRAJ
28 Aug, 2010
Sneha itcgaurd use karle.
anamika
28 Aug, 2010
ok sameer par kab mil rahe ho time to bata do
anamika
28 Aug, 2010
kyu sunny mera oer aacha nahi laga kya
admin
28 Aug, 2010
Sneha, aur b baki dosto pls dont submit your mobile numbers in comments. Ye achi bat nahi hai
khadaland
29 Aug, 2010
anamika teri chut bahut tight hai kya? mera land jhel sakti hai ki nahin? Gaand bhi marwana chahati ho to batao.
khadaland
29 Aug, 2010
anamika kya tum mera logi kela
khadaland
29 Aug, 2010
Dear admin jokes dirty ho sakte hein to comments kyo nahi?
admin
29 Aug, 2010
Jatt paji, comment dirty chalenge yaar par galiya tona do
DHIRAJ
29 Aug, 2010
YANHA choot saste bik rahe hai..lund mahenge.
sanjeev
30 Aug, 2010
anamika tumhe chut fadwani hai mujhse to cotect number mail karo meri id par. xyz83162003@yahoo.co.in
anamika
30 Aug, 2010
ok sanjeev mai no mail karte ho par call kab karoge
anamika
30 Aug, 2010
mere chut par jalde nahi fadne wale hai time lagega itna dam hai sanjeev
dhru
30 Aug, 2010
anamika kya teri chut loohe ki bani hai kya
sanjeev
31 Aug, 2010
anamika, tum apna number mail karo, i will call u,
sanjeev
1 Sep, 2010
anamika, i m waiting for ur mail
RAHID143
1 Sep, 2010
iloveyou.
RAHID143
1 Sep, 2010
sneha main choduga tumhe ye sab bekaar hai
Harsh
1 Sep, 2010
Yaha kya bhosdiyon ke khota khula hua hai…? Aur anamika, behan ki lodee, randi saali… Tere ko chut chudwane ke liye lund nahi mil rahe jo aise apne chut ki numaish karwa rahi hai… Koi na mile to kutte se hi chudwa le…
akkydeklavya
2 Sep, 2010
@anamika bada kharab asar pad rha h tum pr adult msg ka
sanjeev
2 Sep, 2010
anamika tum batao tumme kitna dam ha, agr dam hai to mail karo, fir dekhte hai kya hota hai??
anamika
2 Sep, 2010
kyu harsh tumjhe kuch nahi mil raha hai to chid kar aisa kyu bol raha hai to apna sabhal kar rakh samjha
anamika
2 Sep, 2010
sanjeev maine tum ko mai keya hai no mere me kitna dam hai vo to tumko baad me he pata chalege
Arya
2 Sep, 2010
स्नेहा लल्ली तेरी योनी तुझे कष्ट दे रही है क्या
Arya
2 Sep, 2010
अनामिका चूत भेदक यन्ञ बहुत दर्द देता है
क्या लोडा लोडा चिल्ला रही है।
RAHID143
2 Sep, 2010
sneha jawab du mojhe dogi mera land 7 INCH.ka hai 21saal meri aej hai main shahid kapor ke jesa dikhta hon.by.god9t
Praveen
3 Sep, 2010
Friend’s adt msg sirf tumhare time pass ki cheej h. Iska galt matlab mat lo.
pankaj
3 Sep, 2010
aaja main tujhe ji bhar ke chodunga
raja
3 Sep, 2010
hum bhi hai josh mai….
raja
3 Sep, 2010
हसीना की चूत में पसीना….