Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye
Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha: “Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?”
Johnny: “Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And Jalta Hua Bulb”
Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar Pucha Ki: “Bulb Kyu???”
Johnny: “Bcoz Mummy Hamesha Raat Ko Papa Se Kahti Hai Ki Bulb Jal Raha Hai, Main Muh Mein Nahi Loongi“
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(35 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
bijendra
25 Jun, 2010
very nice joke…….
murari kumar
26 Jun, 2010
NICE ON JISNE BHI LIKHA USE THANKS
Chhetri dun
27 Jun, 2010
Aajkal ke bache bade sayane
Anonymous
30 Jun, 2010
awesome
rahul
1 Jul, 2010
maa ka ladla bigad gaya……………….
radhe
8 Jul, 2010
it is a sci & friction technology action have a opposite reaction between heat & electric heat
nishi
10 Jul, 2010
gd joke…
alishba
11 Jul, 2010
rahul kis ke bare me kaha
ms
12 Jul, 2010
nishi tum v bulb bujha k he mu me lena
Ksingh
27 Jul, 2010
Teacher ne b rat ko bulb band kar diya hoga..,