Picture Hall Mein Film Chal Rahi Thi Achanak Ek Aurat Ka Bacha Rone Laga

To Peeche Se Aawaz Aayi: “Iske Mooh Mein Apna Doodh Daalo”

Yeh Sun Ker Aurat Ka Pati Gusse Se Bola: “Koun Hey Oye Dum Hai Toh Samne Aake Bol”

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Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai”

Beti Boli: Maa Woh Ladka To Genius Hai Pakka Doctor Banega

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Ek Aadmi Garments Ki Dukaan Par Jata Hai Aur Underwear Maangta Hai

Shopkeeper Use Underwear Dikhata Hai

Aadmi: “Is Underwear Ki Kya Garranty Hai?”

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Ek Pathan Ke Ghar Uski Shadi Ke Kuch Dino Ke Baad Uski Biwi Ke Muh Se Suna Gaya Dialog

“Pathan Sahab Maine Apse Shaadi Is Liye Ki Hai Ki Humare Bachhe Ho,

Is Liye Nahi Ke Mujhe Savere Tatti Khull Kar Aaye.”

Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: “Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi Hai.”

Toh Doctor Bola Ek Kahani Suno

Ek Shikari Shikar Per Jaane Ki Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya.

Jungle Mein Chalte Chalte Uske Samne Ek Sher Aa Jata Hai

Shikari Chatri Ka Handle Kheench Ker Fire Kerta Hai Aur Sher Mer Jata Hai

80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehata Hai: “Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Ki Chatri Se Sher Mar Jaye, Jaroor Kisi Doosre Ne Goli Mari Hogi”

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Ek Aadmi Ko Dast Lag Jaate Hai To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai

Doctor Puchta Hai: “Kya Tumne Kela Lekar Dekha?”

Aadmi Jawab Deta Hai:

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Ek Bar Ek Ladka Phone Milata Hai Aur Phone Uthaye Jane Par Number Confirm Karta Hai

• Boy: “Hello Is It 22171314?“
• Girl: “Sorry, Zara Hindi Mein Bolo“
• Boy: “Do Do Ne Ek Sath Choda?“

Girl: “Sorry Wrong Number Ye Teen Teen Ek Sath Do Bar Choda Hai.“

Lun.D Aur Police Ko Koi Bharosa Nahi Yaaro

Kabhi Bhi Kahin Bhi Bina Warning Ke Khade Ho Jate Hai

Ek Banda Jungle Mein Sunsan Sa Dekh Kar Nadi Mein Kapde Utarkar Nahane Chala Jata Hai

Nahane Ke Baad Jab Vo Vaapis Aata Hai To Sare Jaanwar Usko Dekh Kar Hass Rahe Hote Hai

Aur Ek Bandar Bolta Hai:

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Raat Ko Sapne Mein Pathan Ko Koi Chod Deta Hai

Pathan Subha Hote Hi Bank Jaakar Apna Account Band Karva Deta Hai

Kyu????

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Ek Din Ek School Mein Teacher Bachho Ko Pada Raha Thha:

• A For Apple
• B For Bada Apple
• C For Chota Apple
• D For Dusra Apple
• E For Ek Aur Apple
• F For Fir Ek Apple
• G For What???

Ek Student Gusse Mein Aakar Bola

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Ek Gaanv Mein Billu Naam Ka Aadmi Rahta Thha,

Uska Lund Poore Gaanv Mein Sabse Bada Thha

Ek Din Heart Attack Se Billu Ki Maut Ho Jaati Hai.

Billu Ka Padosi Uska Lund Kaat Leta Hai

Aur Sochta Hai Ki Vo Apni Biwi Ko Dikhayega.

Gar Aakar Jaisi Hi Vo Biwi Ko Uska Lund Dikhaata Hai

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Beta Bhagta Hua Ghar Aya Aur Apni Maa Ko Bola

“Maa Jaldi Se Kahin Chupp Jao”

Maa: “Kyu Beta, Kya Ho Gaya?”

Beta: “Daddy Ne Mujhe Cigratte Peete Dekh Liya Hai Aur Bola Hai

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Ek Aurat Ke Bacha Paida Hua

Delivery Ke Baad Bache Ki Mutthi Band Thhi

Jab Doctors Ne Mutthi Ko Khol Ke Dekha

To Uske Ek Haath Mein I-Pill Ki Goli Thhi Aur Likha Hua Thha

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Ek Baar Ek Sardarji P.C.O Pe Call Karne Gaye

Chair Par Ek Lady Operator Bethi Thhi

Ladki Boli: “Sardar Ji Kithe Karna Hai?”

Sardar Ji: “Vekh Kudiye, Kursi Te Taan Hovega Nahi, Zameen Te Hi Bora Vicha Lende Haan“