Marte Hue Ek Budhe Ne Apne Sare Ghar Walo Ko Ikatha Kiya Aur Salah Dene Laga
Ladke Se: “Apni Umar Ki Ladki Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo Jis Se Usko Lund Touch Na Ho”
Ladki Se: “Apni Bra Mein Hamesha Rui (Cotton) Jarur Rakha Kar Taki Nipples Na Dikh Sake”
Damad Se: “Chodne Or Khodne Mein Farak Samjho, Chodne Mein Jor Aur Khodne Mein Shor Karna Chahiye”
Bahu Se: “Gaand Marwane Se Bacche Paida Nahi Hote”
Agar Esa Hota To
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A Female When In Thirties Is Like A Football
22 Players Running After Her
A Female When In Forties Is Like A Basketball
12 Players Running After Her
A Female When In Fifties Is Like A Golf Ball
One Man Running After Her
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Beauty Is Not Judged By Your Clothes Or Your Appearance
It Is Judged By Your Inner Self
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Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.”
Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis”
Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi
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Arey O Bhai Kahaan Rahta Hai Tu Aajkal
Tu To Milne Bhi Nahi Aata Re
Teri Shakal Tak Bhul Gaya Hun
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Aadmi Aur Aurat Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thhi To Usne Apni Biwi Ke Bra Ko Khidki Ke Bahar Fenk Diya
Jo Jake Ek Aam Behcne Wale Ko Lagi
Girl 2 Boy..
Hamein To Apno Ne Loota
Ghairoon Mein Kahaan Dum Tha,
Meri Kashti (Boat) Waha Dubi
Jahaan Paani Kam Tha,
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Bus Stop Par Ek Lady Ke Hath Mein Whisper Ka Pack Dekhkar Ek Bikhari Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola
“Behnji Kuch Khane Ko Dedo”
Aurat Boli: “Maaf Karo Baba, Mere Pass Kuch Bhi Khane Ka Nahi Hai”
Bikhari Whisper Ke Packet Ko Dekh Kar Bola: “Ye Double Roti Hi De Do Khane Ke Liye”
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Train Ke Ek Dibbe Mein Do Pathan Aur Ek Panjabi Safar Kar Rahe The.
Panjabi Ne Socha Itna Lumba Safar Hai Main To Bor Ho Jaunga To Kisi Se Baat Vaat Kar Ke Time Pass Karna Chahiye
Panjabi Ne Ek Pathan Se Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aapko Koi Sher Aata Hai?.. To Pathan Ne Kaha Kyo Nahi Lo Sher Suno”
“Pani Mein Kashti Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka” (Lakru = Lakri = Wood)
Panjabi Ko Yeh Sun Kar Bada Gussa Aaya Khair Punjabi Ne Dusre Pathan Ko Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aap Bhi Kuch Irshad Kariye”
To Doosra Pathan Bola
“Kashti Mein Chappu Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka”
Yeh Sun Kar Panjabi Gusse Se Lal Ho Kar Aaram Se Beth Gaya
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Ek Bar Do Bhai Apni Behan Ko Le Jane Ke Liye Behan Ke Sasural Jate Hain.
Wahan Se Vida Hone Ke Bad Chota Bhai Sabse Pehle Aaker Bus Mein Jagah Rok Leta Hai.
Bada Bhai Behan Ko Lekar Aa Raha Hota Hai
Behan Dheere Dheere Chalti Hai To Bada Bhai Bolta Hai: “Jaldi Jaldi Chal Kya Bhosde Mein Khujli Ho Rahi Hai?”
Behan Bus Mein Aaker Chote Bhai Ko Ye Baat Kehti Hai To Woh Bolta Hai: “Theek Hi To Keh Raha Hai Agar Bus Nikal Jati To Kya Lund Per Bitha Ker Le Jaate Tujhe”
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