Question: “Why Do Most Men Prefer Kiss A Woman’s Lips Before Sex?”

Answer: “That’s The Best Way To Shut A Woman’s Horizontal Lips & Open The Vertical One…!“

Ek Bar Ek Couple Ghar Ke Piche Garden Mein Sex Kar Rahe Thhe,
Tabhi Dono Ne Dekha Ki Samne Ki Dog And Bitch Sex Kar Rahe Thhe

Boy: “Janu Mera Bhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Main Bhi Ese Kar Loo”

Girl: “Ok, Par Sambhal Ke Kahin Kutiya Kaat Na Le“

Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey Achanak Hi Bache Ki Neend Khull Gayi

Papa: “Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kya?”

Beta: “Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chudh Rahi Ho To Bachhe Ko Kese Neend Aayegi“

Responses During Sex With Different Girls

Girlfriend – “Wow Darling, This Is Great”
Prostitute – “Come On.. Finish It Now..”
Wife – “I Think The Ceiling Needs Painting..“

Girl And Boy Hotel Ke Room Mein Sex Karne Ke Baad Lete Hue Thhe

Ladki: “Jaanu Tumhe Pata Hai Tumhari Lulli Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Lulli Hai”

Ladka Khush Hokar Bola: “Achha!!!”

Ladki: “Haan Kyunki Iske Baad Lund Ki Category Shuru Ho Jaati Hai“

During Sexual Session The Girl Says: “Dear You Are Like A Mobile Phone”

Boy: “Do I Vibrate A Lot?”

Girl: “No, But When You Get In To The Tunnel You Loose Network“