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Ek Bar Pamela Anderson Ne News Paper Mein Advertisement Di Ki Jo Use Lagatar Rat Bhar Chodega Usko 1 Lac Dollar Ka Inaam Milega.

Duniya Ke Har Kone Mein Se Logo Ne Try Karne Ki Koshish Ki Par Koi Kamyab Na Ho Saka.

India Mein Santa Singh Ne Bhi Ye Ad Padi Aur Pahunch Gaya Pamela Ke Pass Aur Usko Bola

Santa: “Pamela Ji, Main Aapki Ye Sharat Kabool Karta Hun Aur Isko Pura Bhi Kar Sakta Hun. Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai”

Pamela: “Bolo”

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Santa Ka Beta Apne Daddy Ke Sath Betha Uski Shadi Ki Movie Dekh Raha Thha

Kuch Ladkiya Dance Kar Rahi Thhi, Excited Ho Kar Bola

“Daddy Main Bhi Apni Shadi Mein Esi Items Girls Nachaunga”

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Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hai

Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai

“Jis Car Ne Aapko Takkar Mari Uska Rang Aur Number Kya Tha??”

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Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.”

Wife: “Palak Mein Iron Hota Hai Ji.”

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Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence”

Santa: “When I Was In School With Her, Her-Ass-Meant A Lot To Me“

Ek Accedient Mein Santa Ki Gaand Fatt Jaati Hai

Wo Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jata Hai

Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: “Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?”

Santa: “Jitni Aapki Hai”

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Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga

Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi

Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya

Kyunki

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Banta Ek Dukaan Par Jakar Dukandaar Se Kehta Hai: “Bhaisahab Ek Condom Dena”

Dukaandar: “Wo Waha Kone Mein Ek Mej Me Chaid Hai Usme Apna Lu.Nd Daal Kar Apna Size Pata Karo Phir Tumhe Tumhare Size Ka Condom Milega”

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A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi”

Santa: “500 Mujhe De Warna Peshaab Kar Donga“

Ek Raat Ko Santa Fashion Tv Dekh Raha Tha To Achank Uska Ladka Aa Jata Hai

To Banta Fatafat Bola: “Gareeb Ladkiyan Hain Bechari Kapde Kharidne Ke Liye Bhi Pese Nahi Hain”

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Santa Banta Ek Ladki Ka Rape Karte Hue Pakde Jaate Hai.

Police Unko Identification Parade Ke Liye Bulati Hai

Jaisi Hi Ladki Unki Identification Karne Ke Liye Kamre Mein Aati Hai

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During Sex Jeeto Asks To Santa Repeatedly: “Do You Love Me, Do You Really Love Me?”

Irritated Santa Shouted: “What The Hell Do You Think, I Am Doing Pushups?“

Sardar Ji Ne Ek Din Apne Bete Ko Muth Marte Dekh To Kuch Dino Baad Uski Shadi Ker Di.

Kuch Din Baad Bete Se Pucha: “Beta Ab To Sab Theek Hai Na?”

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Train Ke Ek Dibbe Mein Do Pathan Aur Ek Panjabi Safar Kar Rahe The.

Panjabi Ne Socha Itna Lumba Safar Hai Main To Bor Ho Jaunga To Kisi Se Baat Vaat Kar Ke Time Pass Karna Chahiye

Panjabi Ne Ek Pathan Se Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aapko Koi Sher Aata Hai?.. To Pathan Ne Kaha Kyo Nahi Lo Sher Suno”

“Pani Mein Kashti Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka” (Lakru = Lakri = Wood)

Panjabi Ko Yeh Sun Kar Bada Gussa Aaya Khair Punjabi Ne Dusre Pathan Ko Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aap Bhi Kuch Irshad Kariye”

To Doosra Pathan Bola

“Kashti Mein Chappu Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka”

Yeh Sun Kar Panjabi Gusse Se Lal Ho Kar Aaram Se Beth Gaya

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Two Sardars Got Into A Heated Argument.

While Arguing, One Of Them Shouted “Kiss My Ass!”

The Other One Replied: “This Is Not The Time To Be Romantic“