Santa Sochte Hue Banta Se Bolta Hai: “Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Kitni Chalak Hoti Hain”

Banta Puchta Hai: “Kyun??”

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Sardar Ji Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikle Aur Achanak Ek Kauve (Crow) Ne Sardar Ji Ke Sir Per Beeth (Shit) Ker Di

Sardarni Tissue Lekar Bahar Aayi

To Sardar Ji Gusse Se Bole: “Ab Kiski Gaand Saaf Kaaregi, Kauva To Udd Gaya“

Kutta Kutti Ko Sadak Par Chod Raha Tha

Ek Sardarni Ne Dekha To Uska Bhi Mann Karne Laga

Sardarni Ne Sardar Ko Bade Romantic Mood Mein Kaha: “Aji Suno, Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na”

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Ladki Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Thhi Aur Sardar Ji Ko Sadak Ke Kinare Peshab Kartey Dekh Kar Apna Rasta Badalne Lagi

To Sardar Ji Bole: “Oye Kudiye Tu Darr Na, Jiss Cheez Se Tu Darr Rahi Hai Usko To Maine Hath Mein Pakda Hua Hai“

Sardar Ji School Mein Apne Ladke Ka Report Card Lene Jate Hai

Sardar: “Madam Ji Kab Dengi Aap”

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Sardar Ji Period Khatam Hone Tak To Intezar Kar Lo Na. Fir De Dungi“

Ek Sardar Ne Raat Mein Sadak Par Chalti Ladki Ko Utha Liya

Aur Kisi Sunsaan Jagha Par Jaakar Uska Rape Karne Laga

Abhi Vo Rape Karne Hi Wala Thha Ki Ladko Boli:
“Ek Kadam Bhi Aage Badhaya To Mein Apne Aap Ko Maar Dalungi”

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Ek Sardarji Film Dekh Ke Ghar Aate Hai Aur Biwi Ko Bolte Hai
“Jaldi Se Palang Par Aa Mujhe Sex Karna Hai”

Biwi Apne Kapde Utar Ke Palang Par Aa Jaati Hai, Par Sardarji Ab Bhi Ghum Sum Se Betha Rahte Hai

Biwi Puchti Hai: “Kya Hua?”

Sardar Ji: “Lund Khada Nahi Ho Raha”

Tab Biwi Badi Koshish Karti Hai Usko Khada Karne Ki

Aur Aakhir Mein Tang Aa Kar Toilet Mein Jaakar Ek Dibbe Mein Paani Bhar Kar Le Aati Hai

Aur Uske Lund Ko Paani Mein Dubati Hai

Sardar Ji: “Kya Kar Rahi Ho?”

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Santa Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur Bola:
“Bhai Sahib Ek Condom Dena Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Ko Gift Dena Hai”

Shopkeeper: “Ispar Cover Chada Doon Kya?”

Santa: “Oye Nahi Gadhe Ye Hi To Cover Hai Gift To Mere Pass Hai“

Ek Baar Ek Sardarji P.C.O Pe Call Karne Gaye

Chair Par Ek Lady Operator Bethi Thhi

Ladki Boli: “Sardar Ji Kithe Karna Hai?”

Sardar Ji: “Vekh Kudiye, Kursi Te Taan Hovega Nahi, Zameen Te Hi Bora Vicha Lende Haan“

Santa: “Yaar Kal Biwi Da Birthday Hai Usnu Ki Gift Deva?”

Banta: “Apna Lun.D Dede”

Santa: “Nahi Yaar Koi Vaddi Cheez Dass”

Banta: “Te Fer Mera Dede“