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Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?

admin — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 04:25:17 +0000

Ek Accedient Mein Santa Ki Gaand Fatt Jaati Hai

Wo Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jata Hai

Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: “Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?”

Santa: “Jitni Aapki Hai”

Nurse: “Fir To Aur Fadni Padegi“

Sardar Ji Aur Jocky Ki Chaddi

admin — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 05:10:14 +0000

Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga

Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi

Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya

Kyunki

“Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“

Lun.d Ka Size Check Karne Wali Machine

admin — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 05:21:14 +0000

Banta Ek Dukaan Par Jakar Dukandaar Se Kehta Hai: “Bhaisahab Ek Condom Dena”

Dukaandar: “Wo Waha Kone Mein Ek Mej Me Chaid Hai Usme Apna Lu.Nd Daal Kar Apna Size Pata Karo Phir Tumhe Tumhare Size Ka Condom Milega”

Size Check Karne Ke Baad Banta: “Bhaisahab Condom Rehne Do Ye Batao Ki Ye Mej Kitne Ki Hai“

1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi

admin — Sat, 29 May 2010 16:13:29 +0000

A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi”

Santa: “500 Mujhe De Warna Peshaab Kar Donga“

Bechaari Gareeb Ladkiyan

admin — Fri, 14 May 2010 12:47:17 +0000

Ek Raat Ko Santa Fashion Tv Dekh Raha Tha To Achank Uska Ladka Aa Jata Hai

To Banta Fatafat Bola: “Gareeb Ladkiyan Hain Bechari Kapde Kharidne Ke Liye Bhi Pese Nahi Hain”

Ladka: “Daddy ! Jab Inse Bhi Gareeb Ladkiyan Aaye To Mujhe Bhi Awaj Laga Dena“

Santa Aur Ladki Ka Rape

admin — Wed, 05 May 2010 11:51:24 +0000

Santa Banta Ek Ladki Ka Rape Karte Hue Pakde Jaate Hai.

Police Unko Identification Parade Ke Liye Bulati Hai

Jaisi Hi Ladki Unki Identification Karne Ke Liye Kamre Mein Aati Hai

Dono Zor Se Chila Ke Bolte Hai: “Yahi Thee, Yahi Thee“

Do You Love Me, Do You Really Love Me?

admin — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 07:40:04 +0000

During Sex Jeeto Asks To Santa Repeatedly: “Do You Love Me, Do You Really Love Me?”

Irritated Santa Shouted: “What The Hell Do You Think, I Am Doing Pushups?“

Sardar Ji Ke Bete Ki Shaadi

admin — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 09:07:59 +0000

Sardar Ji Ne Ek Din Apne Bete Ko Muth Marte Dekh To Kuch Dino Baad Uski Shadi Ker Di.

Kuch Din Baad Bete Se Pucha: “Beta Ab To Sab Theek Hai Na?”

Bete Ne Gusse Se Kaha: “Kya Ghanta Theek Hai Uska Haath To 5 Minute Mein Hi Thak Jata Hai“

Pathan Aur Sardar Ji Ki Shayari

admin — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 10:08:29 +0000

Train Ke Ek Dibbe Mein Do Pathan Aur Ek Panjabi Safar Kar Rahe The.

Panjabi Ne Socha Itna Lumba Safar Hai Main To Bor Ho Jaunga To Kisi Se Baat Vaat Kar Ke Time Pass Karna Chahiye

Panjabi Ne Ek Pathan Se Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aapko Koi Sher Aata Hai?.. To Pathan Ne Kaha Kyo Nahi Lo Sher Suno”

“Pani Mein Kashti Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka” (Lakru = Lakri = Wood)

Panjabi Ko Yeh Sun Kar Bada Gussa Aaya Khair Punjabi Ne Dusre Pathan Ko Kaha: “Khan Sahab Aap Bhi Kuch Irshad Kariye”

To Doosra Pathan Bola

“Kashti Mein Chappu Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka”

Yeh Sun Kar Panjabi Gusse Se Lal Ho Kar Aaram Se Beth Gaya

Thodi Der Bad Ek Pathan Ne Panjabi Ko Kaha: “Tum Koi Sher Sunao”

To Panjabi Ne Gussay Me Kaha

“Tuhadi Dowan Di Maa Nu Lunn Aur Woh Bhi Lakru Ka“

Kiss My Ass!

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 10:00:15 +0000

Two Sardars Got Into A Heated Argument.

While Arguing, One Of Them Shouted “Kiss My Ass!”

The Other One Replied: “This Is Not The Time To Be Romantic“

Garibi Aur Majboori Kya Hoti Hai?

admin — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:40:12 +0000

Santa Banta Se Puchta Hai: “Oye Tere Ko Pata Hai Garibi Aur Majboori Kya Hoti Hai?”

Banta: “Oh Yaar Nahi Pata, Tu Bata”

Santa: “Jab Ladki 50 Rupye Mein Chudne Ke Liye Tayaar Ho Jaye To Ye Majboori Hoti Hai Aur Garibi Woh Hoti Hai Jab Ladke Ki Jeb Mein Sirf 45 Rupye Hi Hon“

Hum Punjabi Hain Hamara To Sub Kuch Hi Bada Hota Hai

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:31:35 +0000

Santa Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Karne Laga To

Ladki Santa Ka L.oda Dekh Kar Boli: “Itna Bada”

Santa Khushi Se Bola: “Oh Ji Hum Punjabi Hain Hamara To Sub Kuch Hi Bada Hota Hai”
Jab Ladki Ne Apni Salwaar Utaari To Santa Uski Cho.ot Dekh Kar Bola “Oye! Tusi Vi Punjabi Ho“

Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?

admin — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:40:08 +0000

Santa Ka Beta Santa Se Puchta Hai: “Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?”

Beta: “Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe Thhe Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja.“

Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche

admin — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 17:34:36 +0000

Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha “Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche”

Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha Us Aadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara

Kyon ???
Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha

Sardar Ji Ka Eyes Operation

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 09:02:00 +0000

Eyes Operation Ke Baad Doctor Ki Fees Bachane Ke Chakar Mein Sardar Ji Bole

“Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Dikh Nahi Raha”

Doctor: “Sardarji Apni Aankhien Band Kar Lijiye Aur Fir Dobara Se Dheere Dheere Kholiye”

Sardar Ji: “Doctor Sahab Mujhe Ab Bhi Kuch Dikhai Nahi De Raha”

Doctor Apni Nurse Ko Sardar Ke Samne Kapde Utarne Ke Liye Kehta Hai

Sardar Ji: “Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha”

Doctor Apni Nurse Ko Taange Kholney Ke Liye Kehta Hai

Sardar Ji: “Doctor Sahab Mujhe Such Mein Kuch Nahi Nazar Aa Raha Hai”

Doctor: “Abey Chutiya Samjha Hai Kya, Kuch Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To To Tera L.und Kaise Khara Ho Raha Hai“

Sardar Ji Ki Kamjori

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:51:15 +0000

Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole

“Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai”

Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi”

Sardar: “Doctor Saab Doodh Te Mein Bada Peenda Haan Par Oh Jyada Dabaan Nahi Dendi“

Ye Ladkiyan Kitni Chalak Hoti Hain

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:50:08 +0000

Santa Sochte Hue Banta Se Bolta Hai: “Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Kitni Chalak Hoti Hain”

Banta Puchta Hai: “Kyun??”

Santa: “Yaar Ladkiyan Apna 18 Rupye Litre Wala Doodh Dikha Kar, Humara 180 Rupye Litre Wala Ghee Nikal Leti Hai.

Kauva To Udd Gaya

admin — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:59:33 +0000

Sardar Ji Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikle Aur Achanak Ek Kauve (Crow) Ne Sardar Ji Ke Sir Per Beeth (Shit) Ker Di

Sardarni Tissue Lekar Bahar Aayi

To Sardar Ji Gusse Se Bole: “Ab Kiski Gaand Saaf Kaaregi, Kauva To Udd Gaya“

Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:00:56 +0000

Kutta Kutti Ko Sadak Par Chod Raha Tha

Ek Sardarni Ne Dekha To Uska Bhi Mann Karne Laga

Sardarni Ne Sardar Ko Bade Romantic Mood Mein Kaha: “Aji Suno, Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na”

Sardar Bola: “Main To Tyaar Hun Tum Kutti Se Pooch Lo Kahi Use Na Koi Aitraz Ho“

Kudiye Tu Darr Na

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:33:01 +0000

Ladki Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Thhi Aur Sardar Ji Ko Sadak Ke Kinare Peshab Kartey Dekh Kar Apna Rasta Badalne Lagi

To Sardar Ji Bole: “Oye Kudiye Tu Darr Na, Jiss Cheez Se Tu Darr Rahi Hai Usko To Maine Hath Mein Pakda Hua Hai“

Sardar Ji Aur Madam

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:17:51 +0000

Sardar Ji School Mein Apne Ladke Ka Report Card Lene Jate Hai

Sardar: “Madam Ji Kab Dengi Aap”

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Sardar Ji Period Khatam Hone Tak To Intezar Kar Lo Na. Fir De Dungi“

Sardar Ji Aur Ladki Ka Rape

admin — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:05:23 +0000

Ek Sardar Ne Raat Mein Sadak Par Chalti Ladki Ko Utha Liya

Aur Kisi Sunsaan Jagha Par Jaakar Uska Rape Karne Laga

Abhi Vo Rape Karne Hi Wala Thha Ki Ladko Boli:
“Ek Kadam Bhi Aage Badhaya To Mein Apne Aap Ko Maar Dalungi”
Sardar Bola: “Wah Kudiye, Tenu Mar Jana Kabool Hai Kisi De Kamm Aana Nahi“

Sardarji, Film And Biwi

admin — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 14:25:31 +0000

Ek Sardarji Film Dekh Ke Ghar Aate Hai Aur Biwi Ko Bolte Hai
“Jaldi Se Palang Par Aa Mujhe Sex Karna Hai”

Biwi Apne Kapde Utar Ke Palang Par Aa Jaati Hai, Par Sardarji Ab Bhi Ghum Sum Se Betha Rahte Hai

Biwi Puchti Hai: “Kya Hua?”

Sardar Ji: “Lund Khada Nahi Ho Raha”

Tab Biwi Badi Koshish Karti Hai Usko Khada Karne Ki

Aur Aakhir Mein Tang Aa Kar Toilet Mein Jaakar Ek Dibbe Mein Paani Bhar Kar Le Aati Hai

Aur Uske Lund Ko Paani Mein Dubati Hai

Sardar Ji: “Kya Kar Rahi Ho?”

Biwi: “Dekh Rahi Hun Ki Kahi Puncture To Nahi Hua“

Condom Gift Karna Hai

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:25:20 +0000

Santa Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur Bola:
“Bhai Sahib Ek Condom Dena Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Ko Gift Dena Hai”

Shopkeeper: “Ispar Cover Chada Doon Kya?”

Santa: “Oye Nahi Gadhe Ye Hi To Cover Hai Gift To Mere Pass Hai“

Sardar Ji And P.C.O Girl

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:25:16 +0000

Ek Baar Ek Sardarji P.C.O Pe Call Karne Gaye

Chair Par Ek Lady Operator Bethi Thhi

Ladki Boli: “Sardar Ji Kithe Karna Hai?”

Sardar Ji: “Vekh Kudiye, Kursi Te Taan Hovega Nahi, Zameen Te Hi Bora Vicha Lende Haan“