Sardar Ji School Mein Apne Ladke Ka Report Card Lene Jate Hai

Sardar: “Madam Ji Kab Dengi Aap”

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Sardar Ji Period Khatam Hone Tak To Intezar Kar Lo Na. Fir De Dungi“

Ek Sardar Ne Raat Mein Sadak Par Chalti Ladki Ko Utha Liya

Aur Kisi Sunsaan Jagha Par Jaakar Uska Rape Karne Laga

Abhi Vo Rape Karne Hi Wala Thha Ki Ladko Boli:
“Ek Kadam Bhi Aage Badhaya To Mein Apne Aap Ko Maar Dalungi”

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Ek Sardarji Film Dekh Ke Ghar Aate Hai Aur Biwi Ko Bolte Hai
“Jaldi Se Palang Par Aa Mujhe Sex Karna Hai”

Biwi Apne Kapde Utar Ke Palang Par Aa Jaati Hai, Par Sardarji Ab Bhi Ghum Sum Se Betha Rahte Hai

Biwi Puchti Hai: “Kya Hua?”

Sardar Ji: “Lund Khada Nahi Ho Raha”

Tab Biwi Badi Koshish Karti Hai Usko Khada Karne Ki

Aur Aakhir Mein Tang Aa Kar Toilet Mein Jaakar Ek Dibbe Mein Paani Bhar Kar Le Aati Hai

Aur Uske Lund Ko Paani Mein Dubati Hai

Sardar Ji: “Kya Kar Rahi Ho?”

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Santa Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur Bola:
“Bhai Sahib Ek Condom Dena Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Ko Gift Dena Hai”

Shopkeeper: “Ispar Cover Chada Doon Kya?”

Santa: “Oye Nahi Gadhe Ye Hi To Cover Hai Gift To Mere Pass Hai“

Ek Baar Ek Sardarji P.C.O Pe Call Karne Gaye

Chair Par Ek Lady Operator Bethi Thhi

Ladki Boli: “Sardar Ji Kithe Karna Hai?”

Sardar Ji: “Vekh Kudiye, Kursi Te Taan Hovega Nahi, Zameen Te Hi Bora Vicha Lende Haan“

Santa: “Yaar Kal Biwi Da Birthday Hai Usnu Ki Gift Deva?”

Banta: “Apna Lun.D Dede”

Santa: “Nahi Yaar Koi Vaddi Cheez Dass”

Banta: “Te Fer Mera Dede“

Santa: “Dr. Sahab I Am Suffering From Loose Motions”

Doctor: “Kitni Patli Aati Hai??”

Santa: “Samajh Lo Ki Aap Usse Gargle Kar Sakte Ho“

Santa 5th Class Mein Padta Thha Ek Din Usne Apni Teacher Se Puchha

“Mam, Kya Chote Bachho Ke Bi Bachhe Hote Hai?”

Teacher: “Nahi, Kabhi Nahi”

Santa Sath Mein Bethi Ladki Ko Bola: “Dekha Aur Tu Aisi Hi Darr Rahi Thhi“

Santa: “Madam, How Do Babies Come In To The World?”

Teacher: “In The Moonlight Angels Come & Leave The Baby In A Mother’s Lap”

Santa: “You Mean Fucking Is Useless“

Santa: “Daddy Meinu Aaj Madam Ne Thapad Marya”

Father: “Kyun?”

Santa: “Daddy Aaj Madam Di Kameej Usdi Bund Vich Fass Gayi Si Tey Mere Naal Vaale Munde Ne Oh Kameej Khich Ke Kadd Ditti”

Father: “Eh Te Usne Thik Nahi Keeta Par Madam Ne Tenu Kyun Marya?”

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