Sardar Ji Samunder Ke Kinare Pet Ke Bal Nange Lete Hue Thhe
Ek Sunder Si Ladki Aayi Aur Sardar Ji Ke Butts Par Tabla Bajane Lag Gayi

Sardar: “Eh Ki Kar Rahi Hai?”

Ladki: “Tabla Baja Rahi Haan”

Sardar Sidha Ho Ke Late Gaya Aur Bola: “Chal Hun Bansuri V Baja“

Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati

Amitab Bhachan: “”Sardar Ji What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Bra”
A: White
B: Black
C: Red
D: Pink

Santa: “Can I Call A Friend?“

Madam Class Mein: “SEX And SIX Mein Kya Difference Hai?”

Santa: “Madam Ji Main Batau”

Madam: “Yes”

Santa: “Balla Utha Ke Maro To SIX Aur Skirt Utha Ke Maro To SEX“

3 Friends Aids Ke Bare Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

1st: “Main Kabi Bina Condom Ke Nahi Karta”

2nd: “Main To Ungli Karte Hue B Condom Pahanta Hoon”

Santa: “Yaaro Main Te Bilkul Hi Risk Nahi Lenda, Padosi To Karvanda Haan“

Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To First Night Ko Apni Biwi Ki Choo.T Ke Niche Mombatti Jala Ke Beth Gaye

Biwi Ne Pucha: “Eh Ki Kar Raye Ho Ji?”

Sardar: “Dostaan Ne Keya Si Ke Fud.Di Len To Pehla Garam Kar Layi“

Sardar Shopkeeper Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola: “Mere Size Ka Condome Milega?”

Dukandar Hairani Se : “Tum Itne Bade Condome Ka Kya Karoge?”

Sardar Replied: “Yaar! Fancy Dress Show Mein Lun.d Ban Kar Jaunga“

Santa Ek Din Ek Nurse Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha

Nurse Chilayi Ki Dard Ho Raha Hai

Santa: “Bhenchod, Khud Vahan Injection Lagati Hai Jahan Soorakh Hi Nahi Hai, Aur Tujhe Soorakh Mein Dard Ho Raha Hai“

Teacher Santa Se: “Jab Main Padati Hun To Tum Apne Sir Mein Tel (Oil) Kyu Lagane Lag Jaate Ho?”

Santa: “Kal Raat Mummy Daddy Ko Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Agar Andar Nahi Jaa Raha To Tel Laga Lo“

Santa Ki Biwi Apne Bache Ko Doodh Pilane Se Pehle Apni Breast Ko Zor Zor Se Hilane Lagi

Santa: “Oye Eh Ki Kar Rayi Hai?”

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Once Santa Went To Bar There He Met A Girl

Santa Asked Her Name?

Girl Said: “My Name Is Carmen, Because I Like Car And Men.”

Then Girl Asked Santa Whats His Name?

Santa Said: “Daaru Boob Singh Pussy“