“Ass” Behind Another “Ass” And Then “I” And Then The Whole “Nation“.

Santa Teaching His Son The Spelling Of “Assassination“

Ek Wari Santa Di Biwi Jeeto Nu Chandigarh Kisi Kaam Naal Jana Si Jado Oh Apni Packing Kar Rahi Si Te Santa Soch Reya Si

“Kinni Boli Hai Main Naal Nahi Jaa Reya Fer Vi Condome Naal Leke Jaa Rahi Hai“

Santa Nu Bleeding Ho Rahi Si Banta Ne Puchhya: “Ki Hoya?”

Santa: “Jaggu Ne Mainu Hathoda (Hammer) Marya”

Banta: “Tere Hath Vich Kuch Nahi Si?”

Santa: “Haan, Hai Si”

Banta: “Ki?”

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Santa: “Oye! Tu Apni Biwi Nu Talak Kyu De Ditta?”

Banta: “Yaar Oh Badi Characterless Si, Shaadi Mere Naal Keeti Te Bachha Rabb Kolo Mangdi Si“

Santa Guuse Se Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: “Tune To Meri Nasbandi Kar Di Thhi Fir Meri Biwi Pregnant Kese Ho Gayi?”

Doctor: “Sardar Ji Maine Nasbandi Aapki Ki Thhi Pure Mohalle Ki Thode Kar Di Thhi“

Callgirl Ne Bus Stand Par Khade Sardar Ji Se Puchha: “Sex Karoge?”

Santa: “Jarur, Par Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi To”

Girl: “Haan Karoon Gi But Wo Kese Karti Hai?”

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A Khubsoorat Si Ladki Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi Aur Boli: “Mujhe Underwear Dikhao”

Santa Sharmate Hue: “Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya“

Teacher Students Se: “Machhar Ke Kaatne Se Aids Kyu Nahi Hota?”

Johnny: “Madam Ji Machhar Kaat Ta Hai Sex Thode Na Karta Hai“

Grammar Teacher Pada Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Se Puchha: “Sunil Daaru Nahi Peeta Hai, Is Sentence Main ‘Sunil’ Kya Hai? ”

Santa: “Madam Ji Sunil Chutiya Hai“

Santa Ek Ladki Se Sex Kar Raha Thha Achanak Hi Santa Ne Puchha: “Do You Have Aids?”

Girl: “No”

Santa: “Rabb Da Shukar Hai.. Main Nahi Chaunda Ki Mainu Dobara Aids Ho Jaye“