Teacher Santa Se: “Teri Shikayat Mili Hai Tu Aaj Kal Galiiya Badi Deta Hai”

Santa: “Main Te Kadi Kisi Maa De Lode Nu Koi Vi Gaali Nahi Ditti, Kede Madherchod Ne Tuhadi Bund Vich Iss Gall Di Ungli De Ditti”

In Hindi (Maine To Kisi Maa Ke Lode Ko Kabhi Gali Nahi Di. Kis Madher Chod Ne Aapki Gaand Mein Ungli Kar Di Is Baat Ki)

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Kal Raat Ko Ek Ladki Ne Mujhe Lift Di Aur Apni Scooty Par Bitha Ke Bahut Door Le Gayi Aur Apne Sab Kapre Utaar Ke Boli Jo Chahiye Lelo”

Dost: “Fir?”

Santa: “Maine Ne Scooty Leli Kapdo Ka Maine Kya Karna Thha“

Santa Di Biwi Pregnant Si Te Sante Nu Puri Ummed Si Ki Mainu Munda Hi Ho Hoyega.
Par Delievry To Kuch Din Pehla Hi Santa Da Transfer Doosre Shehar Vich Ho Gaya.
Jaan To Pehla Ne Santa Ne Apne Piyo Nu Keya Ki Maine Telegram Kar Ke Dass Dena
Par Oh Eh Vi Chaunda Si Ki Usde Office Walya Nu Eh Gall Pata Na Chale Coz Oh Parti Nahi Dena Chaunda Si
Te Usne Piyo Ne Keya Ki Tusi Mainu Likh Dena “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Mein Samajh Javanga Ki Munda Hoya Hai

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Sardar Ji Apni Patni Ke Checkup Ke Liye Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Doctor Ne Checkup Ke Baad Kaha

“Sardarni Pregnant Nahi Hai Eh Gas Di Problem Hai”

Sardar: “Hey Rabba Tu Mainu Lunn Ditta Hai Ya Hawa Bharan Wala Pump“

Lady Teacher Student Se: “Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho?”

Student: “Maine Abhi Aapki Bra Ka Ek Strap Dekh Liya”

Teacher: “Get Out Of Class For One Week”

Tabhi Ek Doosra Bachha Bhi Hus Pada

Teacher: “Ab Tum Kyu Hasse Ho?”

Student: “Maine Do Strap Dekh Liye”

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Santa Da Piyo Apne Puttar De Rishte Vaste Vichole Naal Gall Kar Reya Si

Piyo: “Asi Taan Kudi 3 Kapdya Vich Le Janwange”

Vichola: “Thik Hai, Vese V Ehna Di Kudi Kachhi Nahi Paundi“

Teacher Santa Se: “Late Kyu Aaye Ho?”

Santa: “Oh Ji Main Majh Lavaun Gaya Si”

Teacher: “Eh Kamm Te Tera Piyo Vi Kar Sakda Si”

Santa: “Ji Kar Te Sakde Si Par Jhota Jyada Vadiya Karda Hai”

Translation In Hindi

Teacher Santa Se Puchta Hai: “Aaj Tu Late Kyu Aya Hai?”

Santa: “Madam Ji Aaj Main Apni Cow Ko Bull Ke Pass Leke Gaya Thha Mating (Sex) Ke Liye”

Teacher: “Par Ye Kam To Tera Baap Bhi Kar Sakta Thha”

Santa: “Ji Kar To Sakte Thhe Par Bull Jyada Acha Karta Hai“

Santa Ek Din Bank Gaya Pese Lene Layi

Kudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: “So (100) Ke Loge”

Santa: “Khade Khade V Chalega Ji, Tusi Davo Taan Sahi“

Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast”

Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“

Ek Vari Santa Da Dost USA To Santa Te Usdi Familly Vaste Kapde Gift Leke Aunda Hai
Sare Kapde “Lee Brand Ke Hote Hai”

USA Wala Dost Sante Nu Kapde Denda E Te Kehnda E
“Yeh Teri Baap Ki Lee”
“Yeh Tere Maa Ki Lee”
“Yeh Tere Behan Ki Lee”
“Yeh Tere Bhabhi Ki Lee”

Sante Nu Eh Sun Ke Gussa Aa Janda Hai Ki Eh Mere Parivar Di Beizzti Kar Reya Hai

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