Santa Di Bund Te Ik Wari Daana (Finsi) Nikal Aayi

Te O Sheeshe Vich Dekh Ke Cream Laga Reya Si Te Inne Vich Usda Lund Khada Ho Gaya

Santa Boleya: “Beh Ja Ben Chodda Apni Hi Bund Hai, Koi Begaani Nahi“

Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ji Car Ko Road Par Park Kar Ke Peshab Kar Rahe Thhe To Paas Se Jate Ek Foreigner Ne Ruk Kar Unse Pucha

“Aapke Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?”

Sardar Ji Replied: “Nahi Hamare Yahan Hume Khud Hi Pakad Ke Karna Padta Hai“

Ek Din Santa Doctor Kol Geya Te Doctor Ne Pucchya: “Ki Problem Hai”

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mere Tatte Neele Pe Gaye Ne”

Doctor Ne Keya: “Eh Te Zehar Failda Peya Hai Ehna Nu Kattna Payega”

Santa: “Katt Do Ji”

Santa Do Din Baad Fir Doctor Kol Pahunch Gaya

Santa: “Dr Saab Mera Lunn V Neela Ho Gaya Hai”

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Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.

Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri”

Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai”

Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”

Naukar: “To Fir Mein Kya Karoo”

Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De”

After Killing

Naukar: “Laasho Ka Kya Karu?”

Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja”

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Why Did English Teacher Slapped Santa For His Doubtful Question?

Because Santa Asked: “Why Is “Bra” Singular When It Covers Two” And “Panties” Plural When It Cover Only One“

Ek Baar Ek Aaurat Apni Dono Taangey Khol Kar Sante Ke Samne Late Gai Or Sante Se Boli: “Kya Tum Jante Ho Ke Iska Matlab Kya Hai?”

Santa Ne Kaha: “Haan Janta Hu Iska Matlab, Tu Saali Poorey Bed Par Akeli Sona Chahti Hai“.

Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Santa Yaar Tu Pareshan Kyu Hai?”

Banta: “Yaar Ki Dassa Mere Chote Munde Di Vajah De Naal Meri Naukrani Pregnant Ho Gayi Hai”

Santa: “ParTera Munda Te Sirf 6 Years Da Hai. Eh Kidda Ho Gaya”

Banta: “Saale Kuttery Ne Mere Condom Vich Mori Kar Ditti Si”

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Chilla Raha Thha “Seasonal Offer Ek Rupey Ki Do, Ek Rupey Ki Do, Offer Limited”

Santa: “Kya Bhai Kya”

Person Replied: “Gaand Pe Laat, Chahiye Kya“

Ek Baar Santa Aur Banta Raste Par Ja Rahe The…

Santa: “Yaar Main Toh Aaj Mar Gaya, Meri Patni Aur Meri Masook Dono Ek Sath Saamne Se Aa Rahi Hain”

Banta: “Oye Banteya Main V Tan Ehi Kehan Wala Si…“

Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Ke Boobs Pakad Kar Bola: “Darling Je Tere Boobs Thodhe Hor Sakhat Hunde Ta Tainu Bra Paaun Di Zarurat Nahi Si”

Patni Ne V Sardaar Da Lund Fadd Ke Keya: “Je Tera V Lund Thoda Aur Vada Hunda Te Mainu Kisi Or Da Lund Lain Di Zarurat Nahi Si“