Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ka Interview Thhe Naukri Ke Liye.

Interview Lene Wala Bola: “Sardar Ji Ye Batao Ki Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Tez Chalti Hai, Or Jiske Chaar Tires Hote Hai??”

Sardar: “Car”

Interviewer: “Galat, Maruti Car…. Next Question.. Vo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Do Tires Hai Aur Vo Bahut Tej Chalti Hai?”

Sardar: “Motorcycle”

Interviewer: “Bilkul Galat, Honda Motorcycle”

Sardar Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Usne Interviewer Ko Gaali Dete Hue Kaha

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Teacher: “Vahan Ek Sunder Si Ladki Khadi Hai. Isko Punjabi Mein Translate Karo.”

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Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Key Saath Scooter Dho Raha Tha.

Kisi Aadmi Ne Sardaar Ke Totley Ladke Se Puchha “Tere Papa Kahan Hai?”

Totla Ladka Bola “Daddy Chutar Dho Rahey Hain Aur Mummy Pani Dal Rahi Hain“

Santa Banta Se Bola : “Yaar Kal Main Apni Biwi Di Yaad Bhulaan Layi Sharaab Di Bottle Da Sahaara Litta.”

Banta: “Achha Fir?”

Santa: “Bhen Chod Mera Lunn Bottle De Wich Hi Faass Gaya.”

Ek Sardar Murgi Ki Gand Mein Lund Dalney Ki Koshish Kar Reha Thha.

Thodi Der Baad Koshish Karne Par Gusse Se Murgi Se Bola

“Mar Janiye Khol Vi De Hun Andey Naalo Te Vaada Nahi Hega Na“

Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par Likha Thha

“Handle With Care”

Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya

“Candle With Hair“

Shadi Ki Raat Santa Says: “Bataao Hairan Karu Ya Pareshan Karu?”

Jeeto: Dono.

He Shows His Tiny 1 Inch Penis & Says: Kyun Dekh Ke Hairani Hui?

Jeeto Surprised: Ji Hui.

Santa: Ab Pareshan Karoon?

Jeeto: Ji Karo

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Ek Train Mein Teen College Ki Ladkiya Bethi Thhi,

Ek Punjabi Jatt Aaya Aur Bola: “Aapka Naam?”

Pehli Boli: Salma Behan
Doosri Boli: Sarita Behan
Teesri Boli: Meena Behan

Fir Ladkiyo Ne Poocha: “Aapka Naam?”

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Ek Din Ek Bihari Aurat Punjab Roadways Ki Bus Mein Chadi Or Conductor Se Boli: “Bhaiya Ek Patna”

Punjabi Conductor: “O Ji Ek Da Ki Patna Dono Hi Patwa Lo“

Ek Wari Ek Punjabi Jatt Air India De Plane Te Travelling Kar Reya Si.

Usne Air Hostess Nu Bula Ke Puchhya “Doodh Millega?”

Air Hostess Ne Apna Ek Nipple Usde Muh Vich Paa Ditta

Jatt Boleya: “Bhen Di Fuddi, Shukar Hai Mein Paani Nahi Mang Litta“