Santa Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Boobs Choosne Ko Kaha

Santa Thodi Der Boobs Choosta Raha Aur Ek Dum Se Rone Lag Pada

Ladki: “Janu Kaya Hua Rone Kyu Lag Gaye Aap”

Santa: “Yaar Kujh Nahi Bas Maa Di Yaad Aa Gayi“

2 Chote Sardaar Bachhe Khel Rahe Thhe. Ek Ko Condom Mila

1st – “Dekh Oye Gubbara…”

2nd – “Oye Ye Gubbara Nahi Hai… Ye To Daddy Ki Lulli Ki Jurab Hai”

Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara???

Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“

Ek Sardar Jisne Kabhi Train Nahi Dekhi Thi Wo Apni Behan Ko Sasural Se Mayke Le Ke Vapis Aa Raha Thha.

Railway Crossing Par Behan Ko Susu Aaya To Wo Jhadiyo Mein Beth Gayi…

Itne Mein Train Aa Gayi Sardar Bola” “Bhen Di Fuddi Kinni Vaddi“

Behan Khadi Ho Ke Boli “Veera Tu Kado Dekh Liti...“

Punjabi Teacher Ne Santa Ko Kaha: “Table Par Ink Kisne Girayi Hai? Isko Punjabi Mein Bol Ke Batao”

Santa: “Eh Kinne Maa Chudayi Hai..“

Sardar Doodhwale Se: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??”

Doodhwala: “Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi”

Sardar: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“

Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji Ko Badi Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Jese Hi Vo Gents Toilet Mein gaya To Vo Full Tha..

To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.. Aur Toilet Pe Beth Gaya..

Itne Mein Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Pet Foola Dekh Kar Pucha Ki “Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai”

Sardar Ji Bole: “Daswa (10th)”

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Sardar Ji To Doctor: “Dr Saab, Patli Patli Tatti Aundi Hai, Khan Da V Dil Nahi Karda..”

Doctor: “Eh La Fadd Dawayi, Moti Moti Tatti Aayegi, Jidda Marzi Katt Ke Khali“

Sardar Ji Ne Hotel Mey Ek Aisi Lardi Ki Demand Ki Jisko Aids Ho.

Wajah Poochi Tu Sardar Ji Nay Kaha “Mere Se Meri Biwi Ko Aids Ho, Meri Biwi Se Mere Bhai Ko, Bhai Se Bhabi Ko, Bhabi Se Papa Ko, Papa Se Mamma Ko, Mamma Se Padosi Ko, Tab Usay Pata Chale Ga Ki Sardar Ki Maan Se Sex Karnay Ka Kaya Anjaam Hota Hai“

Sardarni: “Aji Sunday HO.. Ajj Sade Ghar 3 Daaku Aaye Si.. Onha Ne Meri Izat Lutt Layi Je.”

Sardar: “Toon Onha Nu Rokya Naeen….?”

Sardarni: “Bada Rokyaa Si Ohna Nu… Par O Ruke Hi Nahi…. Kehan Lage Hun Sanu Jaan De… Assi Thak Gaye Aan, Fer Kadi Anvange“