Class Mein Teacher Ne Pucha: “Esi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jise Tum Log Dekh To Sakte Ho Par Pakad Nahi Sakte?”

Johnny: “Madam Ji Aapke Boobs“

Teacher Students Se: “Machhar Ke Kaatne Se Aids Kyu Nahi Hota?”

Johnny: “Madam Ji Machhar Kaat Ta Hai Sex Thode Na Karta Hai“

Grammar Teacher Pada Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Se Puchha: “Sunil Daaru Nahi Peeta Hai, Is Sentence Main ‘Sunil’ Kya Hai? ”

Santa: “Madam Ji Sunil Chutiya Hai“

Professor : “What Does That “V” On Your T-Shirt Stand For?”

School Girl : “Virgin”

Professor : “Are You A Virgin?”

Girl Replied: “Well Sir, It’s A 5 Years Old Tshirt…“

Teacher Santa Se: “Teri Shikayat Mili Hai Tu Aaj Kal Galiiya Badi Deta Hai”

Santa: “Main Te Kadi Kisi Maa De Lode Nu Koi Vi Gaali Nahi Ditti, Kede Madherchod Ne Tuhadi Bund Vich Iss Gall Di Ungli De Ditti”

In Hindi (Maine To Kisi Maa Ke Lode Ko Kabhi Gali Nahi Di. Kis Madher Chod Ne Aapki Gaand Mein Ungli Kar Di Is Baat Ki)

10th Class Ki Ek Ladki Biscuit Kha Rahi Thhi Thodi Der Bad Usne Biscuits Apni Bra Mein Rakh Diye

Teacher: “Where Is Your Biscuits?”

Sath Betha Johnny Bola: “Mam, Doodh Mein Duba Ke Kha Rahi Hai“

Thought Of The Day

School Ki Ghanti Ya Ladki Mein Koi Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Mein Se Kisi Ko Bhi Bajaoge, To Andar Se Bacche Hi Bahar Niklenge.

Lady Teacher Student Se: “Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho?”

Student: “Maine Abhi Aapki Bra Ka Ek Strap Dekh Liya”

Teacher: “Get Out Of Class For One Week”

Tabhi Ek Doosra Bachha Bhi Hus Pada

Teacher: “Ab Tum Kyu Hasse Ho?”

Student: “Maine Do Strap Dekh Liye”

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School Mein Teacher Apne Student Ko Kisi Galti Par Dant Raha Thha

“Jab Mein Soft Hun To Bahut Soft Hun Par Jab Mein Hard Hota To Hadd Se Jyada Hard Ho Jata Hun”

Johnny: “Master Ji Aap To Bilkul Mere Lund Jese Ho“

Teacher Santa Se: “Late Kyu Aaye Ho?”

Santa: “Oh Ji Main Majh Lavaun Gaya Si”

Teacher: “Eh Kamm Te Tera Piyo Vi Kar Sakda Si”

Santa: “Ji Kar Te Sakde Si Par Jhota Jyada Vadiya Karda Hai”

Translation In Hindi

Teacher Santa Se Puchta Hai: “Aaj Tu Late Kyu Aya Hai?”

Santa: “Madam Ji Aaj Main Apni Cow Ko Bull Ke Pass Leke Gaya Thha Mating (Sex) Ke Liye”

Teacher: “Par Ye Kam To Tera Baap Bhi Kar Sakta Thha”

Santa: “Ji Kar To Sakte Thhe Par Bull Jyada Acha Karta Hai“

Teacher Students Se: “Bachho Batao Ki Billi Itne Sare Bacche Ek Saath Kese Paida Karti Hai”

Johnny:  “Miss Agar Aap Bhi Road Par Billi Ki Tarha Ghumo To Aapko Khud Pata Chal Jayega“

Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha: “Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?”

Johnny: “Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And Jalta Hua Bulb”

Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar Pucha Ki: “Bulb Kyu???”

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Ek Bar Ek Baccha Class Mein Aane Ko Late Ho Gaya

Teacher Gusse Se: “Kya Tumhe Period Miss Hone Ka Zara Bhi Ehsas Nahi Hai”

Ladka: “Mam, Bahut Ehsas Hai Mujhe. Ek Bar Meri Siste Ne Meri Mom Ko Kaha Ki Mujhe Period Nahi Aaye. Ye Sun Kar Meri Maa Behosh Ho Gayi, Daddy Ko Heart Attack Ho Gaya Aur Hairani Ki Baat Hai Hamara Driver Kaam Chod Ke Baag Gaya“

Why Did English Teacher Slapped Santa For His Doubtful Question?

Because Santa Asked: “Why Is “Bra” Singular When It Covers Two” And “Panties” Plural When It Cover Only One“

A Teacher Ask To Johnny: “Which Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?”

Johnny Replied: “Feet Because Every Night I See My Mom With Her Feet In The Air Screaming Oh God I Am Coming.“