Doctor Ka Diagnose
Views: 34,107 - Posted on 18 Jul 2011
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Doctor: “Ya To Aapko Jukaam Hai Ya Fir Aap Pregnant Ho”
Aurat Kuch Soch Kar Boli: “Jitne Bhi Logo Se Main Mili Hu Unmein Se Kisi Ka Bhi Naak Leak Nahi Kar Raha Tha Iska Matlab Main Pregnent Hi Hun.“
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joke kuchh khas nahi.
joke—
bibi- APNE MERE BOOBS CHOOS CHOOS KAR BADE KAR DIYE .
PATI- BAHENCHOD AGAR AISA HOTA TO MERA LUND MERE GHUTNO TAK PAHUCH GAYA HOTA , AOR MAI CONDOM KI JAGAH CYCLE KA TUBE LAGA RAHA HOTA .
areeee, ye joke to kal raat zorro ne sunaya tha……tum kon ho…………????
beta usne nahi mene sunaya thha heheheh
yaar fir ye kon hai firr……..kuch yaad karo……
—–SAMIR,panchhy AUR mansi—–
Mai Ghumta rhta tha nonvegpur ki galli galli,
,,MANSI,,jaisi khubsurat larki mujhe wahin mili,
khubsurti ka wo namuna hai,
kudrat ki h jo jadu giri,
chand jaisa chehra h,surat h ouski khilli khilli,
fulon jaisi rangat h,
HONT h ouske gulabon ki pankhuri,
bdn ouska shola h,,jaise h koi phuljhari,
fir 1 din WAY 2 HEART resturent m nigahen meri MANSI p parri,
gora ouska gal tha,ankhen ouski thi barri barri,
ouse dekhte hi mera hos kho gya,
ankhen jb ousse larri,
aur
m ye bhul gya k mere sath h meri
joru ,,PANCHHY,,kharri,
kdm outhaya mansi ki trf
to
PANCHHY n outhayi ,,CHHARI,,
aur mar mujhe itni parri,
drd aj v hota h gharri gharri,
ab jb v mai mansi ko dekhta hu,
mere mounh s bs yehi chikh nikal parri,
,,HAY MAI MR GYA,HAY MAI MAR GYA,,
JPR
wah samir….teri poetry aur mansi ki khubsurti aur panchhi ka gussa lajwab hai…….
mansi… aaj mujhe pata chal tum kitni khbsurat ho…
panchhi…. yaar ab to mujhe pahchan lo ……….m tumhara phtogrfr frnd….hehe
Kya Shayri Likhi Hai Ustaad? Wah Wah.
Samir ji thanx……aapne mere liye itna bardast kiya…..samir ji kal se mera dil bahut bhari-bhari lag raha tha.aise wakt me mai 'Tere naam'picture dekhti hun aur khub roti hun.sara tanav khatam ho jata hai……@Panchi bahan please aap samir ji ko itna mat mariye….wo mere sirf boyfriend hain……
Lekin mera to Picture dekhtey hi badh jata hai:P
hey samir bahot achhi poem bnayi h tmne …pr tm muje villian kyu bna re ho ? :( me to tmhe divorce dene ko v taiyar hu mansi ji ap h kuch samjao na ise …ye apko pasand krta h fir v muje chhod ni rha isiliye mene use mara tha :(
Hasti thi hasaati thi, dil ko bahut bhaati thi. Dekhkar mujhe sharmaati thi, mand mand muskati thi, aaj pata chala woh pagal thi
she girl from this site. Increase
ghatiya doctor aur lady ki soch b ghatiya.
lady doctor k pas nai kisi baba ya swami k pas jati to kya hota?
Sardar ji create a new email id.,
gmail_yahoo@sardarji.com
After know about this id
All
Hackers die,
Virus cries,
Yahoo n Gamil shocks,
Computer blocks,
But
Sardar rocks.
Good morning frnds
Un sbka kush aur hi leak ho raha tha
om ho sakta h ki unn sabka condom leak ho rha ho.hahahaha
Hi Friends Moosam kitna acha hai bahar baris ho rahee hai or dil romance kerne ka kr reha hai
to hai koi aisee female yaha jo mere sath long drive pr chele or mere sath lunch kere
Teacher 10th Class Mein Bacho Ko Smjha Raha Tha Teacher: “Bachho Is Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai” Ladki: “Sir, Nikal Ke Dikhaiye Na?” Teacher: “Rehne De, Teri Isi Bat Ke Do Matlab Nikal Rahe Hai“
mast joke……hehe
Wah!! Jaat bhai wah!!!!! kya mast joke hai…..
Aise hi ek double meaning joke mai aapko sunata hun.
Girl- Aaj mat dalo
Boy- kyo?
Girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye
-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-
hahaha mast joke hai yaar hahahaha….
Yaar admin naak ka pregnancy se kya matlab. Dr. bhi gandwa tha saala
ye kaisa doctor hai jo pragnency aur jukam k bich difference nhi kar pa rha, kahi ye clinic k bahar kgada rahne wala santa to nhi jo aurato ko dekhte dekhte clinic me ghus gya hehe
hello frnds aap sab kaise ho?
Hi, divya aap kaisi hai? hope fine.
m mast hu..divya.. aap batao…….bahut din ke baad aayi ho….ham frnds ki yaad nahi aati kayaa..??
Mat puchooooooooo
Ab to bash jinda hai.
hehehehe
hey @annu, tum jaroor koi gande ladke hogey jo kitni gandi-2 baate karte ho…
agar tum ladki ho to aise gande cmnt tumhe shoba nahi dete…tumhari bigadne ki umar kya hai…???
tum jaroor ladka ho jo yanha ladki ban k masti kar rahe ho??
door gaon me ek basti thi wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi unki gand mein itni masti the jitna dalo utna hasti thi he he he
Hallow all boy and girls.How are you
admin ji ap kya leya
ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte
gam k pylo ko piya nahe karte kuch dost boosdi k aisa bhi hotae hai jinke gand me jab tak ungli na karo yaad bhi nahe karta hehehe t.c
abe tu…….gaurav hai na…………kyu be…
i want to say u something…..i want to write something…..i want to imagine something…..i want to dream something….i want to ask something…..i want to do something…..
Arey o Admin Bhai ?
Kesa Hai Re,
Bole To
Apun ko Tera Bhot
yaad Aa Rela hai Re
Q k
Jindagi Me Apun
ko TU Ek He “BHAI Jaisa Dost ” Mila hai.
Wo B Jhakas
BOLE TU
“I MISS U YAAR”
sale mujhe ye msg tab ache lagte hai jab khud likhe ho… kisi ke copy paste na kara kar :( is se acha to na karta :P hehehe sale chor
Abe Bhosari ke Aajkal teri Gand me dard hai toh mera karna Accha nahi lag raha hai aur mai tujhe chor nazar aane laga ??????
Opsss
jay chor h,tbhi to mai sochun kl jb m dhiraj k ghr gya tha,,,bechara dhiraj apna chaddi khoj rha tha,
jay CHoR kahinka bhag yehan se,
warna tera GAND ko dhiraj se farwa k pure nonvegpur m ghumaounga,,,chaddi chor,,
JPR
——–AAWASYAK SUCHNA——-
nonvegpur m 1 badi party hone wali,,lekin kisi karan bs 1 pakaou bhasan baj oudghatan krta ka nam htana pr rha h,atah jo log apne ap ko achchha pakaou bhasab baj samajhte hain,wo kripya kr apna nam niche likhen
2 nam pr charcha avi chal rhi h
(1) savita bhabhi(2)prince-vikas
JPR
Hey frnds es joke ko padkar mujhe bhi ek joke yaad aa gaya______
Ek Anpadh, Gavar Dehati Aadmi ne apni Nasbandi karwaya uske baad bhi uski Gharwali ko Bachha paida ho gaya.
Wo Doctor ke clinic par gaya aur uske sath mar-peet shuru kar diya. Agal-Bagal ke log jama ho gaye aur bech- bachav kartey huye Dehati Aadmi se pucha Bhai Kyu ladayi kar rahe ho kya baat hai ??????
Dehati Aadmi bola : Es Doctor Sale ne meri Nasbandi Acchi tarah se nahi kiya mere sarey Rupaye paise Thag liya hai. Ye sala dhokebaz aur chor hai.
Doctor ko Gussha aa gaya aur wo chillatey huye Bola : Abe Sale maine teri NASBANDI kiya hai, Terey sabhi Mohalle (Gaav) ke Aadmiyo ka nahi:P
@bheemraj:: yeh joke toh suna huwa hai but pehli baar tune kuch aisa likha hai ke samajh mein aaya.
yaha par to chutiya jokes hi post hote h
to jaha nahi hote vaha ja ke pad.. tere ko kisi ne invite kiya…..ya idhar jokes ke sath parshad milta sun ke tu idhar aya?