Doctor Ke Saath Badtameezi, Na Baba Na
Views: 54,094 - Posted on 27 Feb 2011
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Hi Frnds……….
kal mene ek shayri adhuri chhod di thi aaj use pura kar dunga tumlog apna feed back jarur dena warna aise hi pakau shayri se tumlogo ko pakata rahunga he he ……………
"Dil do kisi nek ko
Dil do kisi nek ko
jo pyar kare kare kisi ek ko
jab tak sachcha pyar na mile
purpose karte raho har ek ko"
EK SERIOUS WARNING DE RAHA HU
Kripya kanjush log ise dhyan se padhe Khaskar Rosy
A boy ws tired of her GF's msgs whch always said I luv u..mis u..
1 nyt he recivd a msg frm her..but he didnt read it..& instd slept..
nxt day she got a call frm his mom..who said..
she had a car accident last nyt..& died.. :(
den he read d msg she had sent..
It contained-
"Dear..plz cum in front of ur house..i met wid an accident & its my last wish to see u.."
Moral: atleast wen ur dying..forget d free msgs & make a call!
Ha-ha. Old one but still fresh, hi admin hey divya,rashi and panchi kaisi ho sab ki sab. Tumhre liye ek shayri pesh hai:
"un adh khule honto se mera naam nikala tha, dua unhone kabul ki aur pyar ka paigam nikala tha, aaj tak besudh hai peekar un aankho se jo jaam nikala tha" how was dear? T c
Hey rajesh ty buddy nd i m fit n fine , u kaise ho? @raj yar shayri to mast hai par ek sath sari ladkiyo ne ha kar di to zara socho ladko ki kya halat hogi !! Ha ha ha story bahot bahot achhi hai…
hi dosto kaise ho sab
Fine baby.
hi friends hru? mast joke hai magar doctor bina dant wala hona chaiye warna uske dant kon nikaleyga.
@Savita – nice comt yaar……….really dil garden garden ho gaya
@Panchii – tum chinta mat karo ladko ka dil bahut bada hota hai wo sari ladkiyo ko thoda thoda pyar de sakta hai he he aur story me mene kuch galti ki hai dekhte hai koun pakad sakta hai
@Raavan – mene notice ki hai tu mujhe comt nahi kar raha hai iski kya wajah hai, tune hamesha apne comt me mera naam likha hai pr ab achanak se muh more raha hai kahin tu kuch mere bare me galat to nai soch raha hai naa,akhiri baar puch raha hu jawab de warna dosti khatm
@Rana – nice 2 see u again, bt m confused yaar tu lawer ha ya scientist
@ hi sheela – tera rahul nahi najar aa raha hai kaha chupa di, mene to suna tha wo tere sath velentine mana raha hai
@Divya – tum hmesha aise hi karti ho dil me aag lagaker chali jati ho,
@Babaji – bhai ek se ek word tum laate kaha se ho ….heralpopu ha ha jante ho aajkal me yehi dialogue sabko mar raha hu ……..kehta hu chal nikal ja nahi to heralpopu kar dunga ha ha ha ha, acha ek baat to bata de tere size me kitna nimboo fit hua tha ….ha ha ha ha ha
Raj sach abtau tu vo nimbu nahi santra thha hehehe.. vese aam mila nahi nahi to shayad vo b aa jata.
Aur bhai Vo HeralPopu nahi HaralPopu hai hehehe (Iska matlab hai Jabradast Rape Kar Dena)
thanks rajji jo aapko achcha laga kya main jaan sakti hun ki is garden main kitne ghumne aate hain kewal aate-jaate hain ya rehete bhi hain
@all friends mai north-east mai himalyan tourism mai work karti hun bas apne bare mai itna hi bata sakti hun.
hmmmmm.. aate jate khubsurat awara sito par kabhi kahin ittefaq se kitne anjaan log mil jate ha unme se kuch log ruth jate hai kuch khas ban jate hai……….
How r u Sabita jee
Himalaya vo to swarg hai.
So u r upsara.
Mujhe himalay ki uchi pahadiyo me gumna hai.
Pls
invit to karo.
hi savita ji kaisi ho aap aap bahut achchi bate karti ho kya aap mughse dosti karogi
i am salu m.21 lucknow
hi shalu ur welcome in my friends
hai
mai rahul banaras se aap se sirf dosti kerna chahta hoo.
dosti is liye ki mai apne kuch baato ko shair kerna chahta hoo?
Raj Kabhi-2 ham log ko bhi yad kar liya kijye aap log to bhul hi jate hai.
@raj, wo shayari copy paste hai na? Haina haina haina? N main kanjus ne hu yaar.
yaaar raj msg bada pyara thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
@savita,.. U remind me of savita bhabi….m also from northeast….wud like to have chat with u.
Yes, what a nice joke.Maza aa gaya :P
Ye joke nahi harmones mein hulchal machane wala mantra tha jo admin ne sabhi ko sunaya bas joke ke andaaz mein :P
EKDAM BINDASSSSSSSSSS
Wat a dirty mind joke just gear no.2
@Madhav & Lalit soni ji – thanx dil se…….. sry madhav reply me der hui bt yaar itne cmt aate ha ki sabhi cmt nai padh pata hu so kabhi2 koi cmt chhut jate hai….. actually real baat batau……… jis tarah kutte ki najar haddi pr hoti h thik usi tarah meri najar ladkiyo pr hoti hai…shhhhhh kisi se kehna nahi private hai isliye bhai log bhulwas kabhi reply nai de saka to m sry……bt meri puri koshish hoti hai ki mere koi frnd kya mere dushman v mujhse naa chhute…Gud nite
very funny joke.
bahut maza aya.
very nice joke
Accha joke hai baba sexidas ji..haha!!..
@JAY…kavi non veg site pe aao masti karne…i love ur story baby..tc…..hi! everybody
@dev,rashii di,rosy,raavan ji,rajbindass..tc my friends..;).
Lagta hai us aurat ke boobs kisi buddhe ne chuse honge jo uska daant toot gaya :P he…he…..he…….
Savita you have a very good sense of humour. I love to read your comments