Don’t Blame The Landlady!
One Day At Bat A Young Man Met A Beautiful Girl And Agreed To Spend The Night With Her For $500.
So They Did.
Before He Left, He Told Her That He Did Not Have Any Cash With Him, But That He Would Have His Secretary Write A Check And Mail It To Her, Calling The Payment “rent For Apartment”.
On The Way To His Office He Regretted What He Had Promised, Deciding That The Whole Event Was Not Worth The Price.
So, He Had His Secretary Send A Check For $250 And Enclosed The Following Note:
Dear Madam, Enclosed Find Check In The Amount Of $250 For Rent Of Your Apartment.
I Am Not Sending The Amount Agreed Upon Because When I Rented The Apartment I Was Under The Impression That:
1) It Had Never Been Occupied
2) That There Was Plenty Of Heat
3) That It Was Small Enough To Make Me Cozy And Feel At Home.
Last Night, However, I Found It Had Been Previously Occupied, That There Was No Heat, And It Was Entirely Too Large.
Upon Receipt Of The Note, The Girl Immediately Returned The Check For $250 With The Following Note:
Dear Sir, First Of All, I Cannot Understand How You Expect A Beautiful Apartment To Remain Unoccupied Indefinitely.
As For The Heat, There Is Heat If You Know How To Turn It On.
Regarding The Space, The Apartment Is, Indeed, Of Regular Size, But If You Don’t Have Enough Furniture To Fill It, So Please Don’t Blame The Landlady!
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hmmm…. ye kya hai…???
Hii.. Frndz hw r u all..???
Kachra kar diya re bhau ladki ne ladke ka…. ha ha ha ha…
gm frnds hw r u
nic joke
navya yaar joke samza do
sory to say alokji but me male prsn ko joke nai smja skti but ha agr koi word apke range se bahar ho to hm uski meaning jarur bta skte h
joke ko 2bar read kijye jarur smj ayega agr tb b na aya to me hr word ki meaning bta skti hu jo apke range se bahar ho lekin me kisi male prsn ko smja nai skti
male se joke samaz skti ho samza nhi skti. Chalo koi baat nhi . Muze apki ye baat v bahut pasand hai. Kahna to bahut kuchh chahta hun par ye pyar ka dushman ADMIN kuchh krne nhi dega.
Baba ji pyar ke dushman nahi hain…but unko ye pasand nahi ki jo unko pasand hai..use koi aur pasand kare….aur yaha aane wali har ladki baba ji ki pasand hai..ha ha haha.
jis kisi k joke na smj aye wo contact kre joke wali ldki se okkkk
hmmmm…kaun hai wo joke wali ladki….?
Good Morning…Dhiraj Baby…
Dhiraj… it’s okay baby…chahe prince bolo ya dear prince…all is same… take care…
:)
tc!!
my prince!!
Admin bro..tumne sahi kaha tha..kuchh joke aise hte hain jinka Hindi me sense nahi banta….not bad…samjh ke upar depend hai…samjh me aaaya to achha nahi to log bakwas bolenge..you keep it up….
ek ldki k msg ka parson se wait kr rha hun. Lekin kamini rply nhi kr rhi.
he he he he…..waise puchha kya tha us se?
yaar usse nai nai dosti hui hai kuchh khas nhi puchha tha. Bt wo rply nhi kr rhi . Bahut tensn me hun.
kis ldki k lie apne is site pe abusng word use kia n ha apka reply nai aa ra to ap uske ghar chle jaye
jb tk uska rply nhi aata me uske ghr v nhi ja skta . Agr raat 12 baje tk uska msg nhi aaya to me jaan de dunga. Isliye dosto dua kro.
Koi ldki muzse pyar nhi krti bt me hr ldki se pyar krne k liye ready rhta hun.
navya kamini jese mamuli word ko abuse samazti ho o my god. Ye socho me uske msg ka kb se wait kr rha hun. Agr usne muzse dosti nhi ki to VARSHA ko line maarni padegi.
Hey, Alok bro, hw r u dear..?
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Dear ap bht mast comnts likhte ho, read krne me maza ata h….
but dear, comnt likhte tym coma( , ) ya alp viram ka dhyan rakhoge to or jyada thk rahega,
vrna bht baar comnts k arth hi badal jate h…
1 baar upar wale comnt ko read kr k dekho.,hehe..ap ne kya likh diya.,..ya ap ne jo likha uska arth kya ho raha h…kyuki ap ne navya ji k liye comnt likha h..to un k nam k aage 1 ( , ) hona jaruri h…
HA ha ha ha ha…sahi pakda.. Navya Kamini…rofl…
Hehehe @deepak ji!!
Deepak bhai, i m ok. Aap kese ho . Me ab { ,} ka dhyan rakhunga. Taareef k liye shukriya.
Samajh nahi aaya
lalitji apko b nai smj aya u r marid na apse ye umid nai thi muje haha haha haha haha phli bar to muje kuch asa smj aya jo kisiko smj nai aya
Navya meri english jyada acchhi nahi hai tumhe samajh aaya hain to hame samjha do
hehehe…gud joke…us ldki ne toh… ldke k pure 12 baja diye…
deepak bro ye cmnt apne mere upar kia hai na . Hans lo bhai mouka hai.
oh..!! sorry..dear..muje nh pata tha ki ye joke wali durghatna ap k st hui h…hehehe..wese ap ko vo 500$ dene chahiye the… :P :P
Hmmm NAVYA ..mereko smjh nhi joke,u smjha do. :)
m not a male, u ko female ko smjhane me to koi prob nahi?
1dm ryt…
Navya ji,..kaha ho.,,?
thanks priya….agar navya ne joke samjha diya to…del bro ko apni thinking badlni padegi..jo bolte hain navya bachchi hai….
Yaar prince apne Deleted bhai 90 saal k khunsath buddhe aur tharki hain. Agr ve navya ko bachchi na kahen to kya kahen.
Navya , priya ko to samza do warna hme priya ko v male hi samazna padega.
hmmm
If wife kisses everytym wen u come home at late nite
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Remember, its not AFFECTIONI
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ts an INSPECTION of
Daru,
Perfume
or
Lipstic
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Be Careful..
{ Pati hit me jari }
(All India Pati bachao saghthan)
hmmmmm… Ajkal ap husbnd-wife wale jokes hi kyu likh rahe? ?
kyunki ek ladki ne ek ladki ko consider kiya hai hehehehe
Are is desh ko jarurat h..pati bachane ki…aj kl to pati wali hr post patniyon k paas h….
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Name – Pratibha patil or post h..Rastra PATI…!!
Ab batao bechara vo pati kaha jaye..jiski patni rastra pati ho…!
Sabha pati- sumitra singh..
very gud
pati bachao abhiyan me regtion kra liye ho kya…
Aur other logo ko b contect me lena chahte ho..??
nyc 1 bro…
Good afternoon frndz*
hw r u all…???
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BOY to girl- tum gati bahut achi ho, ek gana hi suna do..
GIRL- nhi, mai nhi gati.
BOY- tum gati ho. Aj subah nahate samay to ga rhi thi.
GIRL- mai to sirf bothroom singer hu.
BOY- to kabhi bulao na fir mahfil jamate hai.
Shadi ke 1 din ka normal kharcha
5 lakh.
Or love marriage sirf
100 ke stamp.
70 notry.
50 varmala.
Total 220/-
paisa apka faisla apka jago grahk
jago
apne lover ke sath bhago..
love marriage ya court marriage? calculator banane ka idea aa gaya mero ku….he he he
hehehe…wese bhagne se pahle…papa ko bhi ye bachat yojna bata dena bro, shayad bhagne ki jarurat na pade…or ap k papa ji ap ko khushi se gale laga kr bole – aj mera beta kitna bada ho gaya…apne papa k paise ki chinta krne laga h..!!!
Ya fir mamla ulta b ho skta h…itne dande pade ki bhagna to dur uthna b mushkil ho jaye…
are yaar arrenge marriage me dahej bhi to milta hai…samjha karo…!
Wafa-e-Ishq Me Ab Bikhar Jaun To Behtar Hai
Jidhar Jate Hain Ye Badal Udhar Jaun To Behtar Hai.
Ye Dil Kehta Hai Tere Shehr Me Kuch Din Thahar Jaun
Magar Halaat Kehte Hain Ki Ghar Jaun To Behtar Hai.
Dilo Me Farq Aayenge, Apna Sath Toot Jayenge..
Jo Dekha, Jo Suna Us Se Mukar Jaun Tou Behtar Hai.
Yahan Hai Kaun Mera Jo Mujhe Samjhyega
Main Koshish Kr K Ab Khud Hi Sudhar Jaun To Behtar Hai..
bhut khub prince ji…
ye khud mujhe bahut achha laga dost….isliye idhar daala….
Ek Teri Yaad Jo Baalon Mein Safedi Laya
Ek Tera Ishq Jo Seene Mein Jawan Rehta Hain…
Samet kar Le jao apne Jhoothe waadon k Adhoore Kisse
Agli Mohabat main Tumhein Phir in ki Zarorat Padegi…
Wah prince kya baat hai
lalit…ye bahut badi sachchai hai ajkl ki..mujhe bahut sad feel hua tha ye padh ke…
yaar admin kuch chize isme samajh nahi aa rahi iska hindi virsion comment me hi daal de
gud 1.! :-)
navya aur priya tum ladki hoker aise joke padhti ho.remember,you don’t have boy’s culture and their physical body.