Dosto Ke Liye Ek Khas Sandesh
Views: 15,171 - Posted on 10 Oct 2011
Ek Bar Ring Baje To Samjo Ki, Main Tumhare Bare Mein Soch Raha Hoon.
Do Bar Ring Baje To Samjo Ki, Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aa Rahi Hai.
Teen Bar Ring Baje To Samjo Ki, Main Tumhe Miss Kar Raha Hoon.
Char Bar Ring Baje To Iska Matlab Hai Ki Bosadi Ke Gaandu Jaldi Se Phone Utta, Urgent Kaam Hai.
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hahahahahahahahahaha , abe bhai hehehehe , good joke
hehehehehehe…
hi frds
yaar, mere ko badi tens ho ho rhi hai.
don’t mind, tu ladki hi hai n ???
ADMINNN!!!
ADMIN, mera ye wala cmnt approve q nhi kiya ??? yaar kya kru idhr me jitni v ladki ladki aayi wo sb last me ladka nikli :(
ALKA sry again dear, gr 2mhe bura lga to. lekin kya kru DIL TO BACHCHA HAI JI. :)
abe mujhe kuch nahi pata be :( mere se na pucha karo
tum logo ke chakkr mein meri wali mujhe chhod gayi :( bhuhuhuhu
nice joke yaar hehehe…he..he…
rashii j app kaise ho? hum ne pehle vi apka haal pucha tha apne bataya nahi kya hume bhul gaye ho app?
hps yaar kaisa hai? lagta hai busy ho.
Hmm gd joke hehehe
hi frnds
jay dear jyda mt chiikiye wrnd apko b cold ho jayega humari tarah, per hum b kya kare hum apko miss kiye bina reh hi nhi pta hain :-)
ap b apna dhyan rakhiyega dhiraj ji.
Wanted ji apko kya ho gya aj kal kafi shyari sunayi ja rahi hain
pankaj ji aapne joke samjhaya nhi hehe
are rashi ji aap bas batao kon sa joke samjh nahi aaya aapko..i m always at ur service dear…
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…….Dosto ke liye Mast Msg hai.
Aur Mobile ke Kya Rules hai ??????
1- Miss Call karne se Dosto ki Yaad Taza hoti hai..
2- Sms Karne se Dosti Badhti hai..
3- Call karne par Apnapan Mahsus hota hai.
4- Video Call karne par “G” Phat jaati hai:))
aise nhi bhai aise
1 baar ring baje to chadi pe hath pher rhi hai
2 baar ring baje to ched pe hath pher rhi
3 baar ring baje to ched mei ungli de rhi hai
4 baar ring baje to
bhosadi ke jaldi ja nhi to koi aur chod dega
abe hehehehehehehehe
tu nahi sudhrega..
hii alka ji , aapne pichle commnt ka reply nahi diya…hehe
@ jay , @ jaiswal thanks for liking it…..
@pankaj ji app jokes padkar cmt kare tohi thik hai. mujse flirt karne ki koshish na kare.
@wanted ji don`t mind par app toh mere bade bhaiya jaise ho. app itne bache v nahi lagte ki kisi ko hurt karke ap sori keh rahe ho. muje v shq ho sakta hai ki ap shayad ladki ho. mei sirf joke padkar cmts karti hu or sabi frds ko hey keh kar chali jati hu…
Alka ji, Agar Aap ko Shak hai ki Wanted v Ladki ho sakta hai to Wanted ko Bade Bhaiya na Bolkar usey Badi Bahna boliye…..hehehe
alka ji , aap sirf apne baare me hi to decide kar sakti hai. m to wahi karunga jo mujhe karna hai…aur zara dhyan se chashma laga kar dekhiye mane joke ke baare me hi poocha tha…aur arahi baat flirt ki…mere liye aapke saath flirt karne ke liye aapka sirf ladki hona kafi nahi hai.. abhi aapko bahut kuch sabit karke dikhana hai yaha..per fir shyad m sochu aapse flirt karne ke baare me….hehehe aur wese bhi aap kyu mujhe yaad dila rahi hai ke m aapke saath flirt (na) karu..jab m karna chahta hi nahi….aap koshish jari rakho…koi na koi larka aapse flirt zarur karega…hehehehe per plz mere baare me sochna chor dijiye..m kisi aur ki amanat hu…bttr luck next time tc
@pankaj ji chashme ki ap ko zayda jaroot hai. jo mera pehla cmts dhyan se nahi pad paye jisme lika tha “ki jokes par cmts kare toh hi thik hoga” @pankaj ji ap jaise ladko toh mein juti tak maru ap flirt karne ki baat karte hai… aiyda mujse mat ulgiyega warna meri juti or apka sir hoga, itna marugi tumay apni nani yaad aa jayegi…..
Hmmmmm, Alka Ji aapse request hai ki itne bure shabad ka upyog na karo… tarike se bhi kisi ko sab kuch samjhaya ja sakta hai.
Aur itna batane ka kasht jarur kare ki aapko kaisi ladke pasand hai hopefully kya pata main vesa hi hou :p
@jay ji app hame mat samjaye ki hame kise kya kehna chaie so dear apne kam se mutluv rakhe…