Dosto Ki Insult Shayarana Andaaz Mein
Views: 21,675 - Posted on 18 May 2012
Aankhein Diwangi Mein Laga Bethe,
Dil Apna Ashiqui Mein Haar Baithe,
Aap To Awarded Gandu Nikle,
Hizde Se Bhi Apni Marwa Bethe.
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आँखें दीवानगी में लगा बैठे,
दिल अपना आशिकी में हार बैठे,
आप तो इन्तिहाई गांडू निकले,
हिजड़े से भी गांड मरवा बैठे.
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Gud joke………
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Admin ji kya mera joke submit ho gaya agr ha to kaisa hai. Plz
jarur batana.
hahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
lekin kaha baithe????????????????………
Good
Sir : -Sabhi jokes Sardaro par kyu
bante hain?????
Santa:-
“Jab desh kamzor tha, toh
use apni Bahu-Betiyo ko
bachane k liye SIKHO ki zarurat thi.
SIKHO ne raksha ki (Izzat Bachi).
.
Fir aazadi mein SIKHO ki zarurat
thi,
SIKHO ne apne yog mein 86%
hissa dia (Aazadi Mili).
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Fir Desh ko bhook lagi,
SIKHO ne Gehu ugaya aur 90%
Anaaj diya (Bhook Miti).
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Ab desh hasna chahta hai toh
90% jokes bhi Sardaro par.
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Yaani
Sardar hai toh IZZAT hai,
Sardar hai toh SURAKSHA hai,
Sardar hai toh KHANA hai
aur Sardar hai toh HAnSI hai,
bina Sardaaron ke kuch bhi nahin
hai…
superb..
very good …
Priya ji bj to bhai ne apna farz ada kr diya thnx nilesh ji
Acchha hai
LOVELY!!!!
kya iss joke me jay ke bare me baat ho rhi hai ????????????
Admin ji kya mera joke submit ho gaya kal kiya tha title tha counting shuru se hogi.ab joke ka sab maja le rahe ho ye to batao hijade ne kisase mar li.hi priya,deleted and mr.chaddi(good name)what’s going on
gud evng frndzzz….
Hw r u all…..???
award kisko mila….o_O
Hehehehehe
wht a composition…!
Ali ko 3 Bachche hue,
Ali ne naam rakha-
Hasrat Ali
Barkat Ali
Harkat Ali
kuch dino baad 2 Bachche or hue,
Biwi ne Naam rakhe-
Bas-kar-Ali
Raham-kar-Ali.
A man of crwd tryng 2 rapng a gl……
Bt sb mil ke bhi uski slwaar ka naada nahi khol pate…..???
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Piche se bckground music bjti hai….:-
Aapki Maa bahen ke izzat ka rakhwala gopal naadewala..! :p
@nitesh fir ldkiya kaise kholti hogi….lol
dear yahi to raaz ki baat hai….!
hehehehehe
kyu rape krne ke naam se hi 2mhara l* khada ho gya kya..?
LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B. Tech
She got BA
I was doing BA
She got M.A.
I was preparing for M. TECH
entrance,
She got married
I m doing M. TECH
She is the mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter passed 10th
I have joined job
Her daughter joined college
The Greart irony-
Today is my marriage & her
daughter is my WIFE.
Moral:-Agle janam commerce hi liyo..! :-D :-D
L$ hai bhai…. ispr apna bas toh chlta nh….
hi everybody
**GOOD MORNING MY ALL DEAR FRNDZZZ….**
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(SAGAAI K BAAD)
Boy:- THANK GOD! IsH din ka toH
mai kabse intejar kar raha tha.
Girl:- Toh me jau?
Boy:- Nahin bilkul nahin.
Girl:- Do u luv me?
Boy:- Ha. Karta tha, karta hu aur
karta rahunga.
Girl:- Kabhi mere sath dhoka
karoge?
Boy:- Nahin. Isse achha to mai
mar jaau.
Girl:- Kya mujhe pyaar karoge?
Boy:- Yes, why not…
Girl:- Tum mujhe maroge?
Boy:- Nahin, mai aisa aadmi nahin
hoon.
Girl: kya mai tum par vishvaash
kar sakti hoon?
Boy: yes.
Girl: Oh darling!
(AUR SHAADI K BAAD)
NICHE SE UPAR PADHO…
Nilesh tera sardaro par cmt bahut badhiya tha…….great thought….
I will travel today too …from tomorrow i will be regular on this site…
Gus mrng nilesh ….urf doodhwale
Hahaha…..just joking…this site is for joking
gud mrng del bro.
are bhai humara koi milk deairy nhi hai… Na hi hum dhudh bantate hai..
Khi tum us wale milk ki to bat nhi kr rhe…
Hahahahahahaha….
gooooooooooooood morning friendsss………………. :)) :))
पढ़ाई क्या है? वो क्रिया जिसमें किताब को सामने रखके एक साथ टेक्सट मैसेज और फोन कॉल किए जाते हैं या खाना खाते हुए टीवी देखा जाता है।