Dosto Ko Kya Kahu?
Views: 26,502 - Posted on 04 Nov 2011
Santa Ne Banta Se Pucha.
Santa: “Yaar, Condom Aur Gandu Mein Kya Farq Hai?”
Banta: “Yaar, Tu Hi Bata De Kya Faraq Hai?”
Santa: “Dono Lund Par Hi Chadhte Hai”
Kyu Sahi Kaha Na Santa Ne ? Abb Mein Doston Ko Kya Kahun Condom Ya Gandu.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………….Admin “G”…….Girlfriend bhi to “L” par chadti hai, phir usko kya kahenge ?????????
Hi Friends,
Good morning to all of u…….
Humarey bahut se friends hai jinko Abhi Sex se kya-kya Benefits hote hai Unko nahi Maloom hoga. Toh Mai Apne un dosto ko Aaj Sex se benefits k barey me bata raha hun……
Sex ke Scintefic Benefits :
* Chudvane Se Extra Calories Burn Hoti Hai Jo Body Ko Fit Rakhti Hai.
* Achi Tarha Koi Chode To Tension Khatam Ho Jati Hai.
* Chudayi Achi Ho To Apne Partner Ke Liye Intimacy Badti Hai.
* Scientist Kahte Hai Ki Chudai Se Ladki Mein Hormone Estrogen Produce Hote Hai, Which Makes Hair Shine And Skin Smooth.
* Sex Ke Baad Thodi Der Nange Rahne Se Baalo Ko Hawa Lagti Hai Jis Se Vo Kaale Ghane Aur Mulayam Bane Rahten Hain.
* Bar Bar Sex Karne Ke Liye Jeans Paint / Nada Kholna Aur Band Karna Padta Hai Jis Se Ungliyo Ki Excercise Ho Jaati Hai.
* Baar Baar Land Dekhne Se Lund Ka Dar Khatm Ho Jaata Hai.
* Chudne Ke Baad Neend Badi Sakoon Ki Aur Pyari Aati Hai.
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Medical Benefits:
* Chudvane Se Monthly Periods Thik Time Pe Aate Hai.
* Agar Ladka Ache Ache Sex Style Use Kare To Samjho Puri Body Ki Excerise Ho Gayi.
* Land Acha Ho To Choot Ki Safayi Andar Tak Kar Deta Hai Jo Harmful Bacteria Se Bachata Hai.
* Rojana Chudayi Will Keep The Doctor Away.
* Pregnancy Mein Chudvane Se Bacha Majboot Paida Hota Hai.
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Umar Ke Hisab Se Benefits:
* Choti Umar Mein Chudne Se Duniyadari Ki Knowledge Badti Hai.
* Shadi Se Pehle Chudayi Expeirence Badati Hai. Jo Shadi Ke Bad Kam Aata Hai.
* Shadi Ke Baad Chudai Se Pregnancy Ka Dar Chala Jata Hai.
* 35 Years Ki Umar Ke Bad Routine Mein Chudvane Se Jawani Barkar Rahti.
So friends esliye Aap Sex ko apni daily routine me Add kar Lihiye.
Jaise ki mai…….
Have a sex daily,
Jab kabhi gf mili Akeli,
Wo nahi to phir uski Saheli.
Koi nahi to phir Apni Hatheli.
But have a sex daily:)
Abe ye to apni site ka hi joke hai be
Bhai ye dosto k liye remindar hai…….Bhosadi ke sab bhool jo jatey hai:P
Are admin bro mai to is joke ko pahli bar pada hai.
Mujhe aj pata chala hai ki sex karne se itni profit hoti hai .
Kahi ye bate WANTED ne to nahi batai hai jay ko. Kyo ki abhi kuch time pahle Wanted ke g**d me 66 tanke lage hai.heheheheheheahe…..
Rashii dear, Aap Kyu humari Sabar ka Imtihan le rahi hai ??????
Dhiraj sweetheart, Tum Kaise ho ?
Aur tumhara wo Khusnaseeb yaar kaise hai ????
Mai pahle Apne liye tumhare pyar ko dekhkar tension me raha karta thha aur kabhi-kabhi darne bhi lagta thha.
Lekin Tumne us din ye bata kar meri tension aur dar dono ko khatam kar diya ki Koi aur hai Jisko tum Sabse jyada Chatey ho, Aur Uske liye tum sabkuch karne k liye ready ho.
Yaar tu sach me bahut hi Mahan hai aur tere jaise dost par Mujhe Gumaan (proud) hota hai ki Bhagwan Dost de to tumharey jaisa.
CONDOM ya GANDU, jo v bol lekin, wo tu hai. hehehe, qki jke me qestion me fark pucha gya hai bt answer me to samanta batayi gyi hai hehehe ;)
RAASHIII
subh hogi fir sham hogi
ye jindgi aapke naam hogi
kvi maang kr dekh lena hmse
honto p hashi or hatheli pr jaan hogi
miss u soooo muchh dear
jldi se lout aao plzz
Raj bro, Matrix, Pankaj, Samir, Anuj, Wanted, Prince TBG, Kapil TCB, Deleted & dear all,
Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum k pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
kuch Dost bhos#i k aise bhi hote hai…
Jinke ga#d me jab tak ungli na karo,
Yaad bhi nahi karte:):)
saale jay pahle tu apni gaad mai se ungli nikaal . tera veeru tuje kitna yaad karta hai. tab kya aakhe band ho jati hai . saale jab dekho radha ki fateli C ke peeche pada rahta hai. chal yaad kar mujko .hehehehehehehehe gussa nahi hone ka.
SAALE mai 2mhe bta du ki mai v purane jkes study kr rha hu. ;)
Jay ungali karoge to tmhari he ungali gandi hogi
@Shivendra bro. baat to aapki sahi hai. Ab to uske baare me sochna padega…………
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Haa scoh bhi liya…….. Condom laga liya karunga:P
Bhosadi walo tum logo ki “G” me ungli kiya to comment kiya, Nahi to Salo tum sabko Gand marwane se fursat hi nahi mailti hai, Tum sab yaad kaha se karoge:P
Jay sahi kaha aapne bina ungli ke koi yad hi nahi karta. Sex ke fayde aap poori tarah jante ho to phir admin ka kahana kya galat hai k aap “MIYAOON” karte ho.
:o
Jay bro sahi kaha aapne bina ungli ke koi yad hi nahi karta. Sex ke fayade aap poori tarah jante ho to phir admin ka kahana kya galat hai k aap “MIYAOON” karte ho.
hehehehe babji ki jay ho hehee wese babaji aap bhi hamare dost ho to ab ye batao ki aap ko kya kahu condam ya gandu. hehehehe aaram sase batana hehehehe
hii all friends (imran.mausam.jay.arush.shalu.prince.divya.vicky.panchhi.rashii. manish. kapil.raavan.) and all friends kaisi ho sab.
hmmmmm jo marji kah le… :)
admin yaar jab se aap ki is site par aaya hu or is site ka hissa bana hu tab se aap .inran.mausam.jay. arush.vicky.ko apna dost kam bhai jyada manta hu to aap sab ko ye sab kahne ka khyal aata bhi nahi hai. hehehehe ye baat alag hai ki aap se maza lene ke liye ye sab kahta rahta hu.
RAASHIII
pta nhi q aajkl kisi kaam me mn nhi lg rha hai. jindgi me kuch adhurapan sa aa gya hai. jindgi achanak viran si ho gyi hai. mujhe aajkl kya hota ja rha hai mjhe v nhi pta. or v bhut kch batana chahta hu apne baare me lekin sabd mera sath nhi de rhe hai.
pta nhi 2m kaha ho, mjhe yaad v krti ho ya nhi,
jha v hogi ummid krta hu khush hogi, misss u soo much dear.
ab vo idhar nahi aya karegi :(
HMMMM!!!
mai sart laga sakta hu ki wo aayegi
hehehe laga le ;) sharat chhod tu chahe L lele mera tab b vo nahi ayegi hehehe
@ Dhiraj, Rahne do Mujhe Friendship request bhejne ko mujhe Rashii dar aur Aapse bash yahi (Nvg) tak friendship rakhni hai, Jab Aapko aur Rashii dear ko mere upar Biswash (Trust) hi nahi hai to kya faayda facebook me friends ban ne ka ?? Mai to bahut pahle hi Aap dono se fb me friendship ke liye request kiya, Lekin Aapne to direct mana kar diya aur Rashii ne to koi Jawab hi nahi diya.
@honey, m fine,
i donn no kon khushnaseeb hai ya nahi…
mere liye yeh mayene rakhta hai ki main kanhan tak aur kitna kisi ko pyaar karta hoon..lekin tum aur woh mere liye barabar pyaare ho…mujhe tumhe aur usko jo pyaar dekar satisfaction milta hai..utna hi mujhe chahiye…honey..mujhe ab tak yakeen kar pana mushkil ho raha hai ki tum mujhe pasand karte ho…,
urs sweetheart…
honey ek baat kahna hai tumse mujhe sirf sweetheart kaha karo..kyonki humara rishta naam se badhkar hai..
honey dil karta hai yeh sweetheart ki tumse sweet baate kabhi khatm naa ho aur yuhin chalti rahe…inki umar chaand taaro jitni lambi ho…doorie tumse acchi nahi lagti hai naa usse….tum dono mujhmein iss kadar bas chooke ho..ki kya kahoon..
honey woh mere saath nahi rahta hai..haha but iss duniya mein rahta hai..
tc honey..my forever unforgettable best friend:)
Hiii…. Frnds kaise ho tum sub?
WANTED bro aap kaise hai ? Aapke g**d kaisi hai agar achi nahi hai to admin bro se miliye ab wahi illaj karenge.
Oooooo
ab smjh me aaya ki jb maine or jay ne milkr teri maari thi to ADMIN BRO ne teri G ki marammat ki thi. warna hm to confuse the ki jis G ki itni buri halat ho gyi ho uski marammat kon kr sakta hai ;)
Abe wanted such kahu to mujhe teri g**d pe bahut taras aa raha hai bhai. Mai soch bhi nahi sakta tha ki tere g**d ki ye halat ho jayegi nahi to mai admin bro ko pahle hi mana kar deta aur kahta baba j ab ….hehehehe……
@honey, tumhe freindship request bhejni hai..tab tak k liye sweetheart(*Dhiraj*) rakho:)
Hi..friend,kaise ho aap sab?
Mai to thik hu PRIYA J aap bataiye kaise hai ?
Jai bro, did u tried dis? Kis k 7?
Asif bhai jaan, Kya matlab “Kis k 7″ ?
Jai bro, mere kehne ka mtlb hai ki, apne kis k sath “Sex k fayde” pr research kiya?