Double Meaning Question For Girlfriend

Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha

Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?

Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.

Pappu: “Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.”

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Papu2GF: Ek 6 Inch Ki Chiz Btao, Jisko Hath Me Lete Hi Ajib Sa Ehsas Hone Lgta H. G: Kitne Beshram Ho Tum. P: Are Ma To 500 Rs K Note Ki Bat Kr Rha Tha

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  60 Comments

  1. Matrix says:

    Pathan ko fansi ki saza dene se pehle judge ne poocha : Tumhari aakhri khwaish…?
    Pathan sharma ke bola : Hum tumhara g***d maarna chahata hai…:P

  2. Panchhi says:

    Hello RASHI nd MATRIX me bilkul thik hu apni sunao dosto…. @hey PSYCO kaise ho yar ? @DIVYA muje ni pata tha jyadatr kand car me hote hai btane ke liye tanx….. @hii RAAVAN busy ho kya?..

    1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ theek hu panchhi g ! aaplovg v achhe hai na !

      hey panchhi ye pappu ko kya ho gaya ?

      uski tabiyat to theek hai na , wo behki behki baate kr raha hai !

      1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ shona bhai yaha sb ek dusre ke frind hai aap mazza lo na !

        aise main tera frnd bn gaya hu !

        q k jiska koi nahi uska main hu na !

      2. Aman says:

        Hey shona, meri shona

        MAI HOON NA tera DEEWANA.7

        Tell me . But bakwaas band kar, pappu bna dunga.

        Hi, every one my self aman from delhi new at dis site.

  3. Jessica says:

    Pappu ki gf ko 6 inch cheez pasand hai
    Mujhe 8 inch ki cheez pasand kya soch rahe ho

    mai 1000 ki note pasand karti hu ;) tumne kya socha frnds

    1. Raj bindaas says:

      @Jessica – hmmmrs 1000 rate ye to bahut mahanga hai yaar @matrix me to ande bech rha tha @divya tum bechare bhole boys ko kyo preshan kr rhi ho… bta kyo nhi deti ho ki tum bank me ho pta log kya soch rhe h

      @admin – abe sidhe sidhe story bta warna pathan log k paas aur v upay hote h raaz khulwane k tu to janta h baad me muje dosh mat dena ki mene teri dukan badi kar di…Sochle

      1. Jay says:

        Raj bro…

        A Girl After Taking my Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaaat Loongi…

        yaar kahi wo ladki yahi to nahi hai ??????????

      2. Raj bindaas says:

        @Jay bro ladki boli kaise
        @admin – khan,pathan,shaitan sab similar h yaar,wo sb chhod tu story btayega ki nhi…
        @panchi -naraj ho thik h thik jyada bhav khane ki jarurat nhi h ek ya do juti mar lena bt pls jyada jor se mat marna yaar

        N all frnds hi sb k naam nhi likh sakta hu mobile se cmt de raha hu so pltry 2 understand

      3. Admin says:

        w2h par aa ja aur sun le aake
        aur vaisi uspe film bhi ban rahi hai

        Love Ke Liye Admin Dakke Khayega

        Starring Rashii, Savita & Admin
        Director: Matrix
        Singer: Heartbeat

    2. Jay says:

      Jessica ji m to ye samjaha kee 1000 k note aapka reat hai…..hehehehe
      Aur sunaye sab thik to hai ? aap maze se to hai ??????

    3. sandy says:

      xplain krne k liye shukriya…
      waise humne bhi apka rate 1000 se upar nhi lgaya tha…
      hihihihi……

    4. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ jessica tb to tumhe cheque v bahut pasand aayega < jo yaha pe bahut sare log le ke ghumte rehte hai !

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Kartik and shona yaar tum log jiske liye cmnt chhodoge to tumhe wo person reply b dega tum cmnt to karo yaar kaisi ko

  4. Dhiraj says:

    i need a BOY jo mujhe kush rakh sake…jiske gum ko apna gum samajh saku…aisa ladka jo pyaar ko bhagwan ke baad puja karta ho…jab woh muskraye to main bhi uske saath muskura saku….thank u.

    1. Jay says:

      @ DhiRaj yaar……

      Mere ye msg hai Tumhare Liye,

      Meri Sab Wafayein Tumhare Liye,

      Meri Sab Adayein Tumhare Liye,

      Meri Sab Jafayein Tumhare Liye,

      Meri Raaton Ki Neendein Tumhare Liye,

      Meri Raat jagein Bhi Tumhare Liye,

      Dhadakta Hai Dil Ye Tumhare Liye,

      Meri Nass Nass Mein Chahat Tumhare Liye,

      Meri Saanson Ki Garmi Tumhare Liye,

      Mere Honthon Ki Narmi Tumhare Liye,

      Hai Phoolon Mein Khushbu Tumhare Liye,

      Hai Taaron Ki Jhilmil Tumhare Liye,

      Meri Zindagi Ab hai Tumhare Liye,

      Meri Har Khushi Ab Tumhare Liye,

      Tu Hai Bana Sirf Mere Liye

      Main Hoon Bana Sirf Tumhare Liye,

      Haan!!!!! Sirf Tumhare Liye…

  5. Dhiraj says:

    m waiting 4 u my dear i dont knw whre r u…but promise me one day u and me will meet at same path…thank u..

  6. Dhiraj says:

    i will wait fr u…i will pray 4 u…..i will spend sleeps night 4 u…but promise me never forget me…u will be my precious gift 4 me…my boy….thanks…

  7. Harsha says:

    Muje 1 pyarasa dost chahiye kya aap me se koi mujse dosti karoge. Muje 1 dost ki bahot jarurat he

    1. mini says:

      HELLO!HARSHA JI ME BANOOGI APKI DOST AUR VAISE BHI IS SITE PAR SAB EK DOOSRE KE DOST HAIN.

    1. Jay says:

      Ladki ki soch gandi hai. Apna pappu to bahut hi sarif hai wo ladkiye ki Ezzat karte hai unko dekhte hi khada ho jata hai….hehehe