Draupdi To Gayi Kaam Se Ab
Views: 19,248 - Posted on 01 Jul 2012
Sorry, Due To Some Users Feelings I Removed The Jokes.
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ye koi joke nhi hai..
Sorry admin bro..
And dear all frndz. Hw r u all..??
ryt bro. This is not a joke. Nd i m fine.
hhahah!! sense of humor hona chahiye nitesh bro n alok bro!!
its really joke nd i enjoyed it!!
:)
hahaha!! nice joke admin!!
hamara sence of humor itna bhi kharab nahi ki gatiya joke ko gud joke bol de….sorry we cant….alok and nilesh i agree with u boys….this is not a joke…
mujhe har joke pe hansi aati hai..aisa mujhmein kucch hai isliye…but meri joke k baare mein alag opinion hai….ab ye meri problem nhi hai…kai log iss joke pe jarur hasenge…tumhe agar safed aur hara pasand ata hai to woh mujhe nhi ata…mujhe nila aur narangi pasand aata hai to tumhe naa aae…mera taste alag hai tumhara alag…isliye 4 me joke is ok..its dirty but i enjoyed it!!…
thanks deleted bro. Nd kaise hain aap
bilkul theek kaha dheraj bhai.
Aur jisko samajh nahi aaye vo pogo dekho he he he
Last line ye honi chahiye thi
Dropdi- abe bh*sdi k me teri bahan lgti hun kya tu condom bech . Meri ch**t ki fikr mt kr. Me 5 se chudwaun ya 105 se tuze kya.
:o 105 :o
hehehe….
gayi dropadi kaam se :P
Are yaar dropdi aesi wesi nhi hai . Use kuchh nhi hoga. No tensn yaar
@gupta bro, tum to aise bol rahe ho ki druapadi…pura ka pura pandawo aur kuravo ko nigal jaegi!!
haha!!
kuchh aesa hi smzo
Haha:D
Hello, Priya ji…
hello deepak ji…kaise hai aap?
yaar varsha hi hello kuchh to bol diya kro. Deepak bro kese ho
ab market mein har cheeze avilable hone lag gyi hain….
waise condom ka avishkar kisne kiya aur yeh kin cheejo se banta hai hai…
aur kisne sabse pehle ise istemal mein laya…aur condum nhi bana tha to log kya istemaal krte the??…yeh jada janna jaruri hai…
:)
friends khyal rakhiye apna….ghar se bahar chhtri lekar ghumiye…haha!!…condom nhi
:)
Gd mrng frnds
Ye koi joke nahi h….hehehe…han agar is ko joke kaha jaye toh vo baat jarur 1 joke hogi…
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Hello frnds…
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@ Dhiraj dear, kaise h aap..? Dear, vo ( logo ka apni jarurat k hisab se yaad ) wali baat maine logo k liye kahi thi…apno k liye nahi…ap sb toh mere apne ho…
Ap k us rply k liye thnx…ap sach me swt heart ho….bht jyada meethe….
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@Alok dear main thk hu…ap sunao, kya chal raha h…n..thnx muje yaad krne k liye..
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@ Varsha ji , sorry , kl rply nh kr paya…main thk hu…wese varsha ji ap kaha se ho..?
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sahi kaha deepak tumne is so called joke ko agar joke kaho to wo ek joke hoga….
On a Highway, Drive as Fast as U can,________
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Bt U will always find some1 Ahead of U.
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Ths is True in Life too_______
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Be Patient,
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V can’t get Ahead of Everybody____
salo nari ke alwa ,dusri baat to hai hi nahi na,duryodhan kahh ke saale.
Kyon over react kar rahe ho jise pasand hai good batao nahi to namak bata do
hehehe…ryt Lalit bro…
@Deepak,..mein kaafi jaada meetha hoon..tumne meri awaaz nhi suni hogi…but agar sunoge…to bologe wah kya..meri meethi awaaz pe kai log compliments de chuke hain….jab mein 14 15yrs ka tha ladke meri awaaz ko lekar chidya krte the…kyunki woh lagbag kisi ladki ki awaaz jaise hoti thi…phir baad mein meine thoda try kr ke uss awaaz ko badal diya..firk yeh hai ki awaaz meethi hai ek ladke ki awaaz liye hue….mere mood k upar hai..mein apni awaaz badal bhi leta hoon…like 25yrs girl voice,15 yrs boys voice,40yrs uncle voice.. :)..but mein khud k hisaab se awaaz ko set kr leta hoon…jis tarah se mujhe face ko bhi set krna hota hai…koi bhi aadmi mujhe dekh aatract ho hi jaega…ladki ko naa dekhe but mujhe jarur dekhega….but mein apni settings se males ko apne upar attract hone nhi dta..warna uncomfort feel krta hoon….
so Deepak my lovely….i m fine…n thankkkkkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ssssssssssssssooooooooooooooo much!!Dear..tc have a lovely day..have a lovely sunday!!
Sooooo..swwwwt…..
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.hum sb ap ki meethi awaaz jarur sun na chahenge…
over react to ye saale karte hai.
hmm … galat baat.. koi bhi ladki itna nahi jhel sakti
aapko kese pta !???
105 karvon ke lund ka total lagaya jaye to :105*8inch=840inch banta ha. Itna bada Lund lene ke liye C ki gahrayi kam se kam 842 inch honi aniwarya ha. Kyunki kaurvon ko din me chudayi karne ka time nai milta vo din me yudh bhoomi me yudh karte ha. Aur dropati apne gand ke aage 840″ ka pipe lga leti ha
Ye kya tha..mere bhai….!!!
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Wese droupdi ki toh puri waat laga di ap ne..hehehe..
“Tere Ghamo ko Apni Rooh main Utar Lu,
Zindagi Teri Chahat k Rang me Sanwaar Lu,
Mulaqaat ho Gr Tujse Toh Kuch is Tarah ho,
K Tamam Umar apni.. 1Mulakat Mai Guzar Du..”
Ek jhoot maine tumse kaha, mujhe nafrat hai tumse
Ek jhoot tum bhi keh do, tumhe mohabbat hai mujhse
wah wah admin bhai tum bhi shayar ho gaye
Tum jo kah do toh, aj ki raat….
chand dubega nahi…Raat ko rok lo…
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Aj ki raat hai, or jindagi baaki to nahi…
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Tere bina jindgi se shikwa to nahi….
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Dil ye kahta h, tere daman me…
sar chupa k hum rote rahe…rote rahe…
Teri bhi aankho me ansunon ki nami toh nahi..
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Tere bina jindgi se shikwa toh nahi….
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Tere bina jindgi bhi lekin..jindgi toh nahi…
abe apne Admin bachpan se hi ldkibaaj hai. Dimag me sirf ldki rhti hai bt aaj tk ek v nhi mili. Isliye shayar ho gaye.
kya baat h admin wah
nunnited aj mene pahli bar tere muh se apne liye tarif suni hai.. daru pee hui hai kya tune
Hey admin mera cmnt kyu show nhi hota
abhi nai nai ho isiliye.
navya kahan gayab ho gai
Raste kaha khatam hote hai zindagi k safar me…
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manzil to wahi hai jahan khwahishen tham jaye…!!!
great lines
Ye kritika or nina kya bala hain ye
hay lalitmangla, tumahare naam se pata nahi chal raha, you are male or female.please explain.
welkm nina .gud ques.
good one admin!! hahahaha
@ alok: itna to sabko pata hai
To the admin of this site.. Please don’t post such type of jokes again.. I’m requesting bro.. Religion par jokes post na kiye jaye..there r many other topics
Ok ankit ji. Aage se aisa nhi hoga
Thanx alot admin bro..have a nice day :-)