Dua Dena To Faraz Banta Tha
Views: 27,650 - Posted on 07 Sep 2012
Ek Bhikhari Signal Pe Bhikh Mang Raha Tha,
Tabi Ek Car Mein Se Ek Khubsoorat Aurat Ne Use Bhikh Di,
Bhikh Leke Bhikhari Aage Jane Laga, To Aurat Ne Kaha.
Aurat: “Arey Kuch Dua To Do Mene Tumhe 10 Ruapye Ka Not Diya Hai?”
Bhikhari: “Car Mein To Beithi Hai Ab Kya Land Pe Bethne Ki Dua Doon“
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एक भिखारी सिग्नल पे भीख मांग रहा था,
तबी एक कार में से एक ख़ूबसूरत औरत ने उसे भीख दी,
भीख लेके भिखारी आगे जाने लगा, तो औरत ने कहा.
औरत: "अरे कुछ दुआ तो दो मेने तुम्हे 10 रुँपये का नोट दिया है?"
भिखारी: "कार में तो बेठी है अब क्या लंड पे बेठने की दुआ दूं"
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bhikhari admin tha…hehehe
Sahi kaha tumne use hi aisi harkatein sujhti hain good joke
nice joke
Ek Taraf Se Doli Uthi,
Khushioun Aur Shehnaion Ke Sath,
Ek Taraf Se Arthi Uthi,
Gamo Aur Tanhaiyon Ke Sath,
Dono Takra Gaye,
Dekhne Wale Chakra Gaye,
Bheed Me Se Awaz Ayee
Ya Khuda Ye Kaisi Khudai Hai
Mehboob Ki Doli Dekhne
Yaar Ki Arthi Ayee Hai.
Kia Kahon Tumhain?
Khuwab Kahon To Bikhar Jaoge!
Dil Kahon To Toot Jaoge!
Lo, Tumhara Naam Zindagi Rakh Deti Hon..!
Maut Se Pehle Hamara Sath Na Chor Paoge
hmmm
Doston main jo likh raha hoon us per apni rai jarur de arj kiya hai wo mujhse kahti rahi ki tum mujhe apna dil do wo mujhse kahti rahi ki tum mujhe apna dil do or maine use kharid ker 1 dildo de diya
Wat is dildo??
Nakli lund
Dildo means. Musterbating toy
Lala tu syana hogaya aajtune koi majedar baat ki hai
Tum kya pahli baar coment kar rahe ho
hehehehehehehe…..! mast hai yaar…!
Arz kiya he
Nangi Nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya
Gaur farmaiye
Nangi nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya
Aur Dono Gottiya pareshan, Saala
“Ustaad kidhar gaya” ;-)) ;-D ;-))
Height of Social Networking:-
A Woman updated her status on the Facebook-
“Got my Periods last Night” !
21 Guys “Liked” it
&
18 guys posted “Thank God”
Teacher:What is ur name?
Student:Nisaar..
Teacher:Batao k tum kaise paida hue?
Nisaar:Jawani Janeman, Hasin Dilruba, Mile jo Dil jawa, Nisaar ho gaya..!
sab ka gum mai kagaz pe likhta hu…
aaj socha ke maa teri dastan bhi byan kar du…
waise to meri har ek saans teri rahmat ki mohtaj hai…
magar aaj mai sabke samne apni zindagi tere naam kardu…
maine apni aankho ke samne tujhe bilakhta jab jab dekha hai…
tab tab maa maine apne dil ko dhadkne se rok
a hai…
mujhe to yaad nhi manzar wo bachpan ka…
magar logo se mai teri mamta ki dastan sunta aaya hu…
tujhe taklifo ke badle hazaro khushia du…
maa aise lakho sapne mai aaj tak bunte aaya hu…
suna hai ek bete ko kho kar tu toot c gyi thi…
tab kitni manato ke baar rab ne mujhe bhej phir se god teri bhari thi…
khushi se tu fule nhi smati thi…
kahte hai bar bar mera matha chume jati thi…
suna hai tune us waqt mere liye khana pina tak chhod diya tha…
mujhe apne sine se laga kar tune jahan se muh mod liya tha…
toote huye chhat se jab raato ko pani tapkata tha…
tab suna hai maa teri mamta ka amrit mujh pe barsta tha…
tu pani wali jagah pe khud let jaya karti thi…
kahi mujhe na kuchh hojaye is baat se tu darti thi…
hamesha tune sabse jyada mujhe chaha hai…
mai mila hu manato se kamesha hi mujhe ye kaha hai…
mere dukh ke waqt me bhi ek tuhi thi jisne mujhe smjha tha…
mai kya chahta hu bina kahe hi tune jana tha…
sara sara din rab ke aage meri slamti ke liye duaye mangti rahti thi…
mujhe uthale magar mere bete ko thik kar tu baar baar rab se ye kahti thi…
tere itne ahsano ke badle mai tujhe aaj tak kya de paya hu…
teri zindagi ka rati bhar gum bhi na mai kam kar paya hu…
umeed hai ke mai aage kuchh aisa kar ke dikhaunga…
mai apni maa ki sari khushio ko pura kar jaunga…
LOVE U MAAA..
dil kush kar diya nilesh bhai, jeete raho
Shadi me photografer banne ka kuch aur hi maza h….
Ladkiya
-meri lo na
-Meri akeli ki lo.
-ye meri frnd he hum dono ki sath me lo
-Meri Khade khade lena..!
Kaam ho toh aisa.
Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gaski problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala.
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Doctor: “Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye”.
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:”Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di….??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa
rahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai”
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Doctor:”Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj
karenge…… :P=DD:D
Most Dashing Line Written On The
Front Of
T-Shirt Of Newly Engaged Girl.
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“OPENING SHORTLY”..!
Kya baat hai Nitesh bhai.
Gr8 jokes.
nice joke……
good jokes nilesh
Haath zakhmi hue toh kuchh apni hi galati thi.
Lakeeron ko mitane chale the kisi ko paane ke liye….
Deleted bhai aapne fir se NITESH ko NILESH type kia hai
Good joke nitesh
Good morning friends
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