Dubai Mein Sab Kuch Free Hai

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Santa Apne Dost Ko Bada Khush Hokar Bata Raha Thha

Santa: “Dubai Mein Sab Kuch Free Hai Jaise Shopping, Hotel, Taxi, Khana Peena Aur Yaha Tak Ki Sex Bhi

Friend: “Achha, Tum Dubai Kab Gaye

Santa: “Oye Main Nahi Gaya, Yeh To Meri Biwi Ne Bataya Hai

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157 Responses to "Dubai Mein Sab Kuch Free Hai"

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI me DELHI me to nhi rehta par DELHI aata rehta hu..tum kaha rehti ho batao aaunga to tume bataunga

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    ADMIN kya yaar tumne dekha kya muje uthate huye

  3. bablujangid says:

    hai tina

    • tina says:

      @babuljanid, itna lamba nam rakoge to tume koi bav nai dea, aisa karo tum apna naam inme se koi ek rakh lo fir deko is site ki kai ladkiya tumare aage pichhe bhagegi.

      1. BABLU-the sweat boy ( jaise – kapil the cute boy ), 2.B@blu J@ngid ( Jaise B@b Bh@i ) ,

      3.kabutar ( Jaise Panchhi ),

      4.babkey ( Jaise Acky ) ,

      5.Babu ( Jaise Admin ) ,

      6.bab ( Jaise dev )

  4. RAAVAN says:

    ARE DIVYA DARLING TUMHARE IS RAM(KAPIL) NE TO TERA SAATH NAHI DIYA YE TUMHARA KAPIL IS RAAVAN KE SAMNE NHI TIK SAKTA YE VO RAM NAHI HAI JO TUJHE CHHUDANE AAYEGA HAN AGAR TUM CHAHO TO MAIN TUMHARA BKATKAAR JAROOR KAR DUNGA

    • tina says:

      @raavan, tumhe ek nek rai de rahi hu ki agar tum divya ka balatkar karo to Cand**m jaroor laga lena kyoki mujhe rosy ne bataya tha ki jab se usne kapil ke sath sex kiya hai tab se use AIDS ho gaya hai or kapil ko agar aids hai to divya ko bhi ho sakta hai.kyoki in dono main kuch lafda to hai.

    • Panchhi says:

      Ravaan muje to lga tu lanka me hoga bt tu to india me hi rehta h yar,khi kapil ki tarah tera bi apharan kiya he kya gays ne??vrna kal news me ayega,"RAVAN KA BALATKAR"

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA ko pata hai me kai baar uski b chutti kar chuka hu ground pe

  6. RAAVAN says:

    CHAL YAAR DIVYA AB IS RAAVAN KO APNE DIL ME BSA LO OR KAPIL KA CHAKKAR CHHOD YE RAAVAN TUJHE TINO LOKO KI SAIR KARAYEGA OR APNI PATRAANI BANAKE RAKHEGA YE KALYUG HAI ISME RAAVAN SE ACHCHHA VIKLP OR KOI NAHI MILEGA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH

  7. anjali says:

    HELLLLLOOOO SPICYYYYYYY cute si Baby nrazzzzzz kyu ho ri ho maine tumhe bhut missssss kiya bt btana bhul gyi dear i m sryyyy……

  8. tina says:

    @kapil, tumhari kush kismati hai ki main aaj tak kabhi ground par nahi utri. or jis din main ground par utar gayi us din se tum sabhi ko SIXER bana dungi.

  9. AANUJ says:

    me rahata hun dehli me

  10. B@D BH@I says:

    awesome……………

  11. RAAVAN says:

    HYE ANJALI TUM DELHI ME RAHTI HO MAIN TO BHIWANI(HR)SE HOON PAR FILHAAL SILIGURI (W.B)ME RAHTA HOON YHAN TO SEX FREE NAHI HAI DELHI ME FREE HO GYA HO BATANA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  12. anjali says:

    AB MUJHE NINNI AA RI H…..

    GD NGT EVRY BUDDY & SWT DRMZZZ

    BYE.TC

    MANISHHHHHH I MISSSSSSS UUUUUUU……

  13. RAAVAN says:

    ARE B@D BH@I YAAR TUMHARA FUNCTION KYA HAI TUM BOY HO GIRL YA FIR MADHYMKARM ME AATE HO JALDI BATAO YAAR YHAN SAB LOG TUMHARE BAARE ME HI SOCH RAHE HAIN HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  14. DHIRAJ says:

    @rosy..mera 6th sense ne mujhe yeh sense diya hai ki tumhara lifepartner 2013 mein milega jo mere liye hi bana hai…rosy tum bhi pata lagao apne 6th sense se mr right k bare mein..dsh..dsh.

    • Panchhi says:

      DHIRAJ bhai mera 6th sense kehta h k tina tera rape krne vali h or rozy ka lyepartner divya se shadi kar levega….pata ni yar mere bare me kuchh kyu ni kehta

      • Rosy says:

        @panchhi, jab wo divya se shadi kar he lega, toh do u thnk ki wo mera lyf partnr rahega? N mistakely v aise baatein mat karna future me

    • Rosy says:

      @dhiraj, 2013 me milega mera life partner jo tumhare liye bana h? Arrey ye handsm hoga kiska, u ka or me ka, pehle ye clear karo..n mera 6th sense kehta h ki u a good guy lekin galat jagah fass gaye

  15. RAAVAN says:

    ANJALI DARLING KAPIL ADMIN MINISH KO CHHOD YE SAB TO TUCHCHH PRANI HAIN YE AB IS SITE PE PHONE KI SUVIDHA UPLABDDH KARENGE IS SITE PE JO BHI KANYAYEN HAI SAB RAAVAN KE SAATH CONNECT(JOOD)HO JAO SABHI KANYAON KO SWARG ME SAIR KARAANE LE JAOONGA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  16. Raja_Hyd says:

    Dubai mein kuch bhi free nahi hai, bahut mahenga hai khani, pina, aur sex..30 riyaal mein milti hai ladki..

  17. anjali says:

    RAAVAN maine kisi ko pkd ni rkha or vse bhi m DELHI me ni rhti yarrrrrrrr….

  18. anonymus says:

    kapil ne ek iit student ka gana churaya h.jo gana kapil ne likha h vo dehradun k ek ladke ka h.

  19. rishi says:

    hi me rishi fm lko..

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