Dukaandaar Ke Codewords
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Ek Ladki Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli.
Ladki: “Ek 28 Number Ki Bra Dena”
Dukandar Ne Andar Apne Ek Naukar Ko Awaj Lagayi Aur Bola
Dukaandar: “Chote, Ek Baalgopal Laana”
Tabhi Ek Aunty Aayi Aur Boli.
Aunty: “Bhaiya, Mujhe 1 42 Number Bra Dena”
Dukaandaar: “Chotu, Sath Mein Ek Jhulelaal Bhi Lete Aana“
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- In Order To Get Good Job
According To William Sexfear Research In Order To Get Good Job In Good Company A Boy Require 100% Ta ..- Ek Jamana Tha Jab
Baap Apne Bete Ko Apne Gujre Hue Bachpan Ki Baatein Bata Raha Tha Baap: “Ek Jamana Tha Jab Mai ..- Palat Ke Jawab Dena To Pappu Se Sikhe
Pappu Ne Gali Mein Jati Hui Ladki Ko Ungli Kardi. Ladki: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi Hai” ..- Pepsodent Walo Ka Condom
Agar Pepsodent Wale Condom Banaane Lage To Kya Hoga…?? Hona Kya Hai…. Raat Bar Dishum-Di ..- Eid Ka Chaand Kya Aap Bhi Dekhna Chahte Ho?
Ek Molvi Ek Chote Se Bachhe Ko Gand Marwane Ke Liye Fulsla Raha Thha. Moulvi: “Beta, Gaand Mar ..Hindi Version
एक लड़की दूकान पे गयी और दुकानदार से बोली.
लड़की: "एक 28 नंबर की ब्रा देना"
दुकानदार ने अन्दर अपने एक नौकर को आवाज लगायी और बोला
दुकानदार: "छोटे, एक बालगोपाल लाना"
तभी एक आंटी आई और बोली.
आंटी: "भैया, मुझे एक 42 नंबर ब्रा देना"
दुकानदार: "छोटू, साथ में एक झुलेलाल भी लेते आना"
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..
Gud joke…
Dosto, enjoy sunday..
Mast joke hahahahahahah
Kya bt h yr hahahaha…
hahahahahahaha…kya joke h yr..hahahahaha…ye dukandar to suprhit he..
yaha koi hai Baalgopal & Jhulelaal use karne wali ladki ???????
hehehehe
Nice1..! :)
Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was ready.
The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started, the professor announced that the students were to identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating habits, etc.
Joe looked at each of the birds’ legs. They all looked the same to him. He started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the situation, the angrier he got.
Finally he reached his boilingpoint. He stood up, marched up to the professor’s desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk.”What a ridiculous test!” he told the prof. “How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest rip-off I’ve ever seen!”
With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor was a bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out, “Wait a minute, young man, what’s your name?”
Joe turned around, pulled uphis pant legs and hollered,”You tell me, prof! You tell me!”
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mere hatho me tera hath ho,
kuch kahe bagair hi hum ek duje
ki bat samjh jaye,
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Nilesh, pls yaar ye facebook nahi hai idhar ese design mat banao.. it is a request
ab aisa nhi karunga… Bro.
Kya baat hai tusi chha gaye .
God joke nilesh
Nilesh ka joke kaha hai mere bhai…..??
tell me the killer-
a men died on 26/1/1895,police doubted 4 person.
1(wife)- i was sleeping that tym…
2(gardener)- i was cutting grass…
3(servant)-i was at post office that tym..
4(childs)- iwas playing outsyd….who was the killer….????
Servant h killer b coz 1895 mein post office Nahi tha i think so
1853 mein british govt. ne post office bana deya tha aur isi sal railway bhi aayi thi
Shayad servent kyoki us din saturday tha aur us din last saturday ki holiday thi aur post office band tha
26-1-1895 ko Shukrawar arthat Friday tha, Saturday nahi. Isliye gardener sach bol raha hai ya jhoot ye daave ke saath nahi kaha jaa sakta.
Zeeshan bhai, sach batana. Aadmi 1895 mein mara tha ya 1985 mein? Kyonki agar woh 1985 mein mara, to us din ganatantra diwas ya phir Republic Day ki chutti thi. Aur us din post office band hone ki wajah se naukar jhoot bol raha hai, kyonki woh khooni hai.
Hahaha good joke
yaar admin meri iccha aa rahi h ki mai text format mai ek LUND type karu , bilkul image jaisa
lund ki height = 30 lines approx
kya mai esa kar lu??? hehehehehehe
Hehehehe….. :)
Kr lo isme @Admin kya..? kr skta hai…..!
Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for theaccident) to court. In court the trucking company’s fancylawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, “WellI’ll tell you what happened. Ihad just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the….” “I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted, “just answer the question.”
“Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’!”
Farmer Joe said, “Well I had just got Bessie into the trailerand I was driving down the road….”
The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now severalweeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear whathe has to say about his favorite mule Bessie.”
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, “Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, intothe trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.
I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over toher. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shother between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, “Your mule wasin such bad shape I had to shoot..!”
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Ek Haseen ladki Raja ke darbar me dance kar rahi thi.
(Raja bahot baddsurat tha)
Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal ki ijajat talab ki.
Raja ne kaha,’Puccho.
‘Ladki ne kaha,’Jab Khuda Husn taqsim kar raha tha, Tab Aap kanha thay?’
Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balke Muskurate hue Kaha,’Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi thi, To mai Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le raha tha, Aur Aaj tujh jaisi Husn waliyan meri gulam hai!’
Issi liye shayer kehta hai,”Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb walo ke gulam hua karte hai!” :)
tum kya aur kise bolna cha rhi ho me samjh gya :p
kise ???hmm
maine to yu hi copy paste kar diya tha..
Baat to tumhari sahi hai
Baat to tumhari sahi hai husn tumhare paas hai kismat hamare sath hai
Bht baar..Kismat..husn ki gulam hoti h…n..
wese husn bhi naseeb walon ki hi mila krta h..
right deepak ji :)
Priya dear ye sb purani baate hain. Aajkal to husn walo ka hi naseeb hai. HUSN DIKHAO = PAISA KAMAO = NASEEB BANAO
M I Ryt. Rply…..
us insaan se zyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga…
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jiski maggi me masala na nikle :P :D
Vo insan jisko bht tez jhukam ho or chinke a rahi ho
Or us ne galti se JULAAB ki goli khaa li ho…
Fir usko pata chale ki toilet me to koi or gaya hua h..
Jese tese potty krne k bd pata chale ki nal me paani khatam ho gaya h…
Or usko 1 ghnte bd gf k st movie dekhne jana h…
Or Movie k tym pr us ko bht zor se chink a jaye…
hahahahaha….ohhh god
waise aapke sath in sab me se kya kya hua hai??????
hehehe..wese ye julaab wala kissa mere 1 frnd k st ho chuka he… Aj b us se is baare me pucho to bolta he..
‘ Mat yaad dila yar us din k baare me…aj b jb sochta
hu to…kahi bht gehre 1 geela sa ehsaas hota he..’
Main maggi khata hi ni
Meri kismat me tu nahi shayad ,
phir b tera aaj b intzaar karta hu,
main tujhe kal b pyar karta tha ,
main tujhe ab b pyar karta hu.