Dukandaro Ka Haramipana Ladies Ke Sath

Views: 7,455 - Posted on 11 Dec 2010

Dosto Ye Kuch Line Hai Jo Dukandar Aurto Ko Bolkar Jaanbhuj Ke Maja Lete Hai

  • Bank Cashier: “Madam Aap So So Ke Lengi?”
  • Fruit Seller: “Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega”
  • Cloth Seller: “Ek Minute Dekh To Lo, Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi.”
  • Dhobi: Bibiji “Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikal Do, Baaki Kaam Mera”
  • Petrol Wala: “Kitna Daalu Madam??”
  • Photostat Wala: “Madam Aage Aur Peechhe Dono Taraf Karu Ya Ek Hi Side??”
  • Chudi Wala: “Andar Nahin Ghus Raha”
  • Mobile Recharge Wala: “Kitna Dalu Madam?”
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
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Some Veg Jokes :)

109 Responses to "Dukandaro Ka Haramipana Ladies Ke Sath"

  1. aman says:

    Chudi wala : Andar nahin ghus raha

  2. anjali says:

    nice joke admin……..

    tum mujhse nraj ho kya dearrrrr…….

    sry if i made any mistake……..

    • rahul says:

      are hum kahan naraj hain main ladkiyon se kabhinaraz nahi hota

      kyonki mera guru ne kaha tha ladkiyan kabhi buri nahi hoti

      wo achi hoti hain ya bahut achi hoti hain

      m right anjali ji

    • varun says:

      anjali darling tum kaha par gaye thew

      mujhe umhara chinta ho raha tha

  3. Raj Bindaas says:

    Admin ek aur line add karni thi

    caterer – Madam daal du kya, he he he

  4. Madhab says:

    good joks

  5. nik says:

    heyy my joke is published….

  6. nik says:

    thanks admin.

  7. volcano says:

    @anjali……kya koi farak pardta hai?

  8. Pratap Singh says:

    magar admin bhai hum to sidhe daal hi dete hai or tab rukte hai jab ladki khud kahane lagti hai uimaaaaa dard ho raha hai…………….. hehehehehehe

  9. prem says:

    peticot selar-uthao peticot 50 rs.

  10. dinesh says:

    hello everybody nice jokes

  11. Shallu says:

    alelelelelelele shweta bacha uth gaya or ready bhi ho gaya kaha jana haiiiiiiiii lunch karke jana.

  12. Shallu says:

    kaha gaye sb koi najar nahi aa raha. hands up frnds i wanna c u

  13. Shubham777 says:

    nice joke par joke se achhha , aap sabhi ka comment laga

  14. Shubham777 says:

    Yado ke jharokho se dil bekarar hota hai

    Jane kyu logo ko anjane me ijhaar hoa hai

    Jo satata hai hamesa, rulata hai hamesa

    Jane kyu usi se pyar hota hai

  15. Ashu says:

    Nice jokes

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