Dukandaro Ka Haramipana Ladies Ke Sath
Dosto Ye Kuch Line Hai Jo Dukandar Aurto Ko Bolkar Jaanbhuj Ke Maje Lete Hai
Bank Cashier: “Madam Aap So So Ke Lengi?”
Fruit Seller: “Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega”
Cloth Seller: “Ek Minute Dekh To Lo, Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi.”
Tailor: “Madam Blouse Mein Hum Ne Aap Ka Rakha, Ab Peticoat Mein Aap Ko Hamara Rakhna Padega”
Dhobi: “Bibiji Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikal Do, Baaki Kaam Mera”
Petrol Wala: “Kitna Daalu Madam??”
Auto Wala: “Madam Aage Se To Nahi Jayega, Piche Se Le Lu ?”
Photostat Wala: “Madam Aage Aur Peechhe Dono Taraf Karu Ya Ek Hi Side??”
Paper Wala: “Madam Aap So Rahi Thi, Aapko Pata Nahi Chala, Kal To Mein Niche Se Dal Gaya Tha”
Chudi Wala: “Andar Nahin Ghus Raha”
Mobile Recharge Wala: “Kitna Dalu Madam?”
Repair Wala: “Madam Aise Nahi Hoga, Pura Khol Ke Tasalli Se Karna Padega”
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दोस्तों ये कुछ लाइन है जो दुकानदार औरतो को बोलकर जान भूज के मजे लेते है
बैंक केशियर: "मैडम आप सो सो के लेंगी?"
सब्जी वाला: "बीबीजी ज़रा केले का साइज़ तो देखो, दिल खुश हो जायेगा"
कपडे वाला: "एक मिनट देख तो लो, फिर लेना ना लेना आपकी मर्ज़ी।"
दर्जी: "मैडम ब्लाउज में हम ने आप का रखा, अब पेटीकोट में आप को हमारा रखना पड़ेगा"
धोबी: "बीबीजी आप सलवार और कमीज़ निकल दो, बाकी काम मेरा"
पेट्रोल वाला: "कितना डालु मैडम??"
ऑटो वाला: "मैडम आगे से तो नहीं जायेगा, पीछे से ले लू ?"
फ़ोटोस्टेट वाला: "मैडम आगे और पीछे दोनों तरफ करू या एक ही साइड??"
पेपर वाला: "मैडम आप सो रही थी, आपको पता नहीं चला, कल तो में नीचे से डाल गया था"
चूड़ी वाला: "अन्दर नहीं घुस रहा"
मोबाइल रिचार्ज वाला: "कितना डालू मैडम?"
रिपेयर वाला: "मैडम ऐसे नहीं होगा, पूरा खोल के तसल्ली से करना पड़ेगा"
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nice one
HEHEHHEHE ACCHA HAI ACCHA HAI . AGEY SY DUKAAN DARO KI LANKA LAG JAYEGI
AND ADMIN I KNOW WAT JAILBREAK MEANS I WAS TRYIN TO SAID THAT DNT DWNLD INFAMOUS NOT A GOOD GAME YAAR . WAISE TUMHARI MARZI. BTW I HAVE 2 PS3 SLIM AND FAT CAN U TELL ME HOW TO JAILBREAK PS3 .
i ordered a PSgo chip from hongkong.. and just plug into the usb poer off an on the ps3 and press power and eject button immediately and it will boot in jailbroked mode.. then put the games in hard drive and play simple
THNX WILL TRY ASAP
ADMIN YAAR TUMNE YEH NAHI BATAYA.WHICH F/W I SHOULD HAVE IF I WANT TO JAILBREAK MY SYSTEM
vese bhai the….. main jailbroken firmware is 3.41 but now there are many dongles available which can downgrade your FW to 3.41 if you are using a newer one…
ADMIN SIR . THANKS TO ABOUT THIS HARAMIPANA.MAZA AA GAYA. SIR UPAR SHURU MAI DUKANDAR KI JAGAH DUKANDAS LIKHA HAI. BUT ITS OK.
HII. FRIENDS WHERE ARE U. I MISS U YAAR .PLZ YAARO SITE PAR AAKAR COMMENT DO. YE LINE ACCHI HAI.
OYE . TODAY I AM FIREST.
HII DIVYA JI KESE HAI AAP . AAP KE COMMENTS NAHI AA RAHE.
KAPIL YAAR KAHA HO TUM , MANISH JI MANE AAP KA MOBAIL NAMBAR MAGA THA .ABHI TAK NAHI MILA.PLZ DE DO YAAR APNA MOBAIL NAMBAR. MAI KAL DELHI AA RAHA HU. TUM SE & TUMHARE FATHER SE MIL LUGA. AB AAP KE PITAJI KESE HAI. PLZ REPLY
HII. IMRAN YAAR KESE HO.
RASHII JI WHERE ARE U.
HI ANSHUL M FINE WAT BOUT U BUDDY
Imran apne font ko cpital mein mat likhna aaj ke baad nahi to comment post nahi karunga
ANSHUAL KYA APP BHI DELHI SY HO
nice joke hai admin ji agar sabhi dukandar ye padhe to unki language sudhar jaye. Meri bhi wholesale mrkt mai shop hai par mai ladies custmer ko aise nahi bolta.
gud one!
admin sir maine joke bheje hue 15 din ho gaye. itna jyada time bhi mat lagao mera joke post karne me.
YEH AJJ ITNA SANNATA KYUN HAI BHAI . WHR IS EVRYBODY DIVYA NAHI SOICY NAHI MAUSAM NAHI PANCHII NAHI KOI BHI NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
Me yaha huuuuu imran hashmi i mean imran snake
whtevr yaar ithink u have some problem wth me.
nice joke wahhhhhhhhhh
Dukaandaar to ab gaye
Hru anshul ji main yahi hu
Hru admin ji n frnds
Aj pancchi ji, divya ji, Mausam ji, ratan ji, arush ji, punit ji, kapil ji, anuj ji, najar nhi aa rahe
Ese hi Rashii ji imran ne dukhti rag pe hath rakhd iya meri
hii..rashiijee..nazar aayenge bhi kaise mr.india wali watch mere haath lag gaya hai…..
Hey arush,how r u?
hii..panchhijee..im always fine,,,,apni sunaiye…
Arush ji lgta hai aapne watch uttar di hai tbhi ab najar aa rahe ho, kafi late cmts aaye pancchi ji ap k
hiii@rashiidearrrrr..if you dnt know no need toleave the watch…simply to do switch off.
Rashi yaar hm to yhi h tum h apna chashma lagana bhul gai ho……
Kya baat hai aj to admin ji k cmts aa rahe hai,
hi evrybody m new here its a good site . ajj ky baad mein in sab dukaanwalo ki pitai lagane wali hu . waise kisne post kara yeh joke thnx for opening our eyes.
aur yeh ps3 forums hain kya jo har koi ps3 ki baat kar raha hai khaskar yeh IMRAN aur ADMIN.
oii yeh kaun si rag ki baat kar raha hai yaar admin dekh bhai mujhey gnde shok nahi hai.bhai m straight. hehehehhe . dnt mind buddy just pullin ur leg.
Bhai imran main us rag ki baat kar raha hun jise hath lagao to badi ho jati hai hehe dnt mind buddy just pullin ur leg.
hiiadmin…isse bhi add kar dete to….
recharge wala-kitna ka dal dun madam???bty nice affort yaar….
thanks fr adding sirjee……
thanks fr adding sirjee…..
Admin ji mujhe to lgta tha apki koi dukhti rag nhi hai, waise ye ps3 hai kya?
PS3 ek ladki ka naam hai……
and btw ur last comment was i bit rude yaar . i dnt like to write in bold letters m using mobile to read ur jokes n post comments . thats y i use bold letters
Yup Imran my last comment was rude bcoz mene socha ki pahle galti se likha hoga tumne but again and again…..
its annoyed yaar. as a designer this is like a poison to me.. ek simple user ko kou farak nah padta but mujhe padta hai
adminjee… now a days ur comments r on fire…
i like it.
Arush bhai vo isliye kyunki mene petrol pee liya hai
kya baat hai…sirjee idhar bhi hoga,udhar bhi hoga aapka hi jalwa…..hahaha……
hi all
heheheh nice1 admin ladki ka naam . btw maureen wtz ur problm.
aur petrol pe liya yaatab tou agg moot rahe hoge tum. woh kahawat hai na jo koley khate hain woh angarey hagtey hain hehehhehe.
ps3 sony singh ki ladki ka naam hai. hehehehhe. hahahahha.
Arre yaar ye soni singh apni ladki ps3 ka sale kr rha hai kya ,jo tm sb usi ki mala jape ja rhe ho?!!
Panchii Sony Singh sale nahi kar raha…. rent pe de raha hai
and panchii sony ps3 is a gaming console by sony.
admin ji patrol kon sa piya hai.
Anshul Bjai Xtra Mile Wala Pia hai
rashii ji aap kya karti ho. plz reply
rashii ji aap kaha rahti hai.plz reply
Anshul ji main delhi se belong kerti hu per 2 yrs se delhi mai nhi hu n main MSc maths se ker rahi hu
yadi mai delhi aa jau to kya aap mujse milegi. ek baat or batay ki manish delhi mai rahta hai.
Admin ji aapne jhut q bola ki ps3 ldki ka name hai
hehehe Rashii ji yaar kya hai tumse na majak kare to kis se kare… ale ale ale hamari rashii ji bura man gayi so sad yaar
chalo koi baat nahi main thodi der aad ek hasane wala joke publish karunga
aaj to aap kapura gang gayab hai. koi problam hai kay divya ji.
halloooooooo manish sir where are u.
nice adminji n imran bhai ps3 sony singh sabse choti ladki hai jo kuch time pehle hi aayi hai.
Admin ji ps3 ki cost kya hai.
Mere uncle leke aaye thhe US se approx mujhe 15000 ka pada… Vese indian market mein ya ebay pe… around 21-23000 aata hai depend on the HD model and Move
rashii ji divya kapil manish imran and all friends ye aap ke liye hai.-:
na chahat hai sitaro ki.
na chacht hai harmkhoor yaaro ki.
bas ek dost chahiye aap jesa .
jo waqt pade to waat laga de hajaro ki.
yaar imran patrol jab gaddi ko diya jata hai tab gaddi speed mai bhagti hai .too kabhi sudhrega ya nahi. hamesa babli dum rhega.
admin ji plz yaar ye patrol imran ko pila do saala bevkufo wali harkat nahi karga .seedha bhag jayega.
hehe Imran ko to lagta hai disel pilana padega
nahi admin ji usko mitti ka tail pila do . use hi peete hi bhag jaye ga.
anshul mujhey mitti ka tail and beywakoof bol raha hai ek kaam kar.
anshul mujey mittika tail pila raha hai. apna soch jab mein tujhey koyla khilaoonga tou tujhey angrarey hagney paadenge .ya teezab pina hai bol de tu kafi akalmand hai na.
hye imran mai koyala khane ko teeyar hu. kyiki tune jaklta huaa koyla nahi kaha. and tejab pilana chahta hai to namk ka pilana usse koi effct nahi padega .par mai tuje mitti ke tail ki jagah thiner pilauga taaki tum abhi cooments par bhar se tadap rahe ho.use peene ke baad undar se tadapoge. he he he.
verryyyyyyyyyyyyy nice joke
admin fir to bahut maja aata hoga khelne mai. Vaise mai bhi soch raha tha ki le lu par mere papa mana kar denge diwali par maine bahut kharch kiya.
if u have credit card to Shallu ebay se purchase kar lo on 6 interest free emi
admin kya teri yahi non veg joke site hai ya aur bhi hai
adminji ,anshul bhai petrol pilao ya disel par ha par castrol ka engine oil jarur dalna nahi to imran bhai sound karte hue jayenge. Imran bhai dn't mind.
yaar saalu tune to castrol ka advertisement kar diya .mani mitti ka oil pilane ko kaha hai.ifran dil par mat lena .
yaar admin mujhey tou tumne mitti ka tail sallu ne castrol aur anshul ny diesel pila diya. mera pait bhar gaya yaar but anshul ko lubricant oil mein hi daloonga bhale hi tum uski tanki petrol sy full kar dena ..hehehehe anshul dnt mind yaarrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…dostiiiiiiii..
no prob buddy as far as u dnt abuse evrythings fine kyun admin.
Oye aj koi ladki ni hai yaha yaar!!arre kaha mar gaye sb k sb divi,anjali,spicy,kajal,ratan,kapil,rajesh,nitesh,dev aa bhi jao ab yaaro
hye panchiiiiiiii
hw r u my frnddddd………
admin ji jab lunga tab apko jarur inform karunga. Mere paas credit card nahi . Vaise bhi mai abhi nahi le sakta kyuni maine kuch din pehle mob. or home thr. Kharida tha papa ne mujhe bahut sunaya tha. Mujhe music sunna bahut pasand hai.
hi panchhi aaj sabko tumhi sambhalo, ho jayega ya control nahi kar paogi?
Kyu ni pawan bt mere khud k pas hi itna time ni hai bt i'll try ok
hi.. Rashii hru acha hua rashii ji aap admin ji se naraj hue apki se bj ki date mai ke joke or padne ko mil jayega
Kisne compile kiya h ye joke? Wndrful:-D
Chudi wala : Andar nahin ghus raha
nice joke admin……..
tum mujhse nraj ho kya dearrrrr…….
sry if i made any mistake……..
are hum kahan naraj hain main ladkiyon se kabhinaraz nahi hota
kyonki mera guru ne kaha tha ladkiyan kabhi buri nahi hoti
wo achi hoti hain ya bahut achi hoti hain
m right anjali ji
anjali darling tum kaha par gaye thew
mujhe umhara chinta ho raha tha
Admin ek aur line add karni thi
caterer – Madam daal du kya, he he he
good joks
heyy my joke is published….
bahut badiya hai.
thanks admin.
@anjali……kya koi farak pardta hai?
magar admin bhai hum to sidhe daal hi dete hai or tab rukte hai jab ladki khud kahane lagti hai uimaaaaa dard ho raha hai…………….. hehehehehehe
Hiiii
peticot selar-uthao peticot 50 rs.
hello everybody nice jokes
alelelelelelele shweta bacha uth gaya or ready bhi ho gaya kaha jana haiiiiiiiii lunch karke jana.
kaha gaye sb koi najar nahi aa raha. hands up frnds i wanna c u
nice joke par joke se achhha , aap sabhi ka comment laga
Yado ke jharokho se dil bekarar hota hai
Jane kyu logo ko anjane me ijhaar hoa hai
Jo satata hai hamesa, rulata hai hamesa
Jane kyu usi se pyar hota hai
Nice jokes
hey admin yar ye ads q ate hai ise band kar ya to baju me movr kar na har bar mobile me joke load hone ke ad ko close karna padta hai aur phir padna padta hai
double charge lagata hai uyar
Dear site ab bahut badi hai bahut se log ise padte hai. Kharcha pura karne ke liye ads ka sahara to lena hi pdta hai
हम जिनके दीवाने है वो गैरों के गुण गाते थे,
हमने कहा आपके बिन जी ना सकेंगे,
तो हंस के कहने लगे,
के जब हम ना थे तब भी तो जीते थे..
Waah waah waah wahh….
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bhai choudry badi mehnat kari hai hamare liye
Waakai yaar bahot mehnat ki hai…
Hahahahahahaha
Good
hehehehe true
hey, why this 2010 joke is posted in 2012….??
INDIA har gayi t20 match boht nuksan ho gaya
yar sat. nigt ko kya ho jata hai, koi aata hi nahin admin ji sat. ko purane joke sumit na kiya karo ji BEST JOKE sat.ko dala karo
Lo bhai main aa gya… Phir na kehna ki sat. night ko koi nhi aata.
Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki sari Saheliyan
us k pait pe haath pher k kehti hain
Congratulations
.
Lekin
.
koi B husband ka
LUND pakd kr nhi kehti
” “Well done ” “
Arz kiya hai…
.
Koi Drwaza Rang Kita
waah waah
.
Koi Drwaza Rang Kita
waah waah
.
Koi Darwaza Rang Kita
Ek Dukh India da..
Duja teem ne lun keeta.
‘Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo
“Muth” Marne Beth Gaya.
1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam
JanwarOn Se Bola: Jisko Apni Jaan Pyari Hai,
Bhaag Jaye..
Thodi Door Aa K ek Lomdi Boli: Hua Kya
Hai..??
Sher: Maine Bohat Shikari Dekhe hain Per
Aisa Shikari Nhi Dekha Jo Itni C Gun Ko 60-70
Dafa Load Kar chuka Hai..
Patta Nahi Kitne Fire Karega.. BhaaagOoOo’
Sorry Admin bro Mujhe pta hai ye joke tumne pehle hi post kar chuke ho… But maine socha fir se post kar du…
1 Admi
Chokidar se:
Main Minister sahab k bahot close hoon
Mujhe ander jane do!
Chokidar:
Sir G
Tattey bhi Lund k bahot close hote hain
Lekin ander nahi jaate.
Arzz kiya hai…
.
Jinke aankhon mein aansoo aur hontho pe
hansi hogi….
.
Jinke aankhon mein aansoo aur hontho pe
hansi hogi….
.
Samajh lena uski Lulli ZIP mein phansi hogi….
Hauslaa tujhko na tha mujhse judaa hone
ka,
Warnaa kajal teri ankhon mein na pheyla
hota..
Khud bhi udas rehta hai mujhse khafa ho
kar,
Iss tarah bhi woh shakhs mujhe chahta
hai…
Zindagi thodi thi hum ko aur bhi sau kaam
the,
Warna ek tujhko hi pana to koi mushkil na
tha….
good night frnds……
good jokes
Jab Has kar ke dala guss kar ke boli kaha dal rahe ho kaha
ja raha hai aur kas ke dalo maja aa raha hai