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  116 Comments

  1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Kya baat hai aaj sare shayr ho gaye??

    @Lalitmangla ji .. @deleted ji…@deepak bro ..@nitesh bro …badhiya shayri….
    ;) and kaise ho aap sab?

    @Dhiraj dear w r u???? @priya ji, navya ji u also

    baki sab @alok bro, ,, Rohit bro. HPS , prince bro, anuj bro, nd all users

    @RaVi bro welcome to the site…. :D…!!!

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Yaar pahli baar koi dhang se shayri bani hai nahi to pahle bhi koshish ki thi magar baat nahi bani or main to badiya hoon tum sunao kya ho raha hai

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @Lalitmagla ji mai bhi maje me hu. ye bahot badhiya thi ……..Jinka vakt kabhi ….!!!!:D

      @navya. ji Bus aise aap aa nahi rahi thi …how are you.???? yaar aap kafi chup chup si rahti ho. ..

      1. Navya says:

        Oh hm to apki unse batange ap hmse dat pe chlne ko keh re the jante h dating pe jana means seting pe jana seting means ldki prpose krna n ptana

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @ lalitmagla ji aap ne to direct war kar diya hahahaha lolzz ….Kya kahti ho navya ji yes or no …. waise mai bhi SINGLE hu :(…. hahahahahaga.. . aap ko dono me se 1 choose karna hai .

      hehehehe;)

      1. Navya says:

        Or ha aby me 17 nai hu single hu or ane wale 4sal tk single hi rahungi or agr tb b job na lgi to tm to ate hi rhte ho mumbai me tumhi se timpas krungi ya fir koi or wese b muje abi kisi ne dating k liye kaha

      2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Navya ji aap 17 mai 18 ka mai Mumbai bahot aata hu aap Mumbai hi rahto ho to der kis baat ki…???

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      Mai badhiya hu priya ji aap Sunao …???

      dekho na mai single ho gaya bhuhihuhhuhu….waise aap ki age kya hai? ? hehehe

    1. Navya says:

      Aby yar tum to selected ho already tmhe kese reject kr skte h smja kro ajkl boy ho grl fasion h 2-3bf/gf rkhne ka then cary on tm b 1-2 dkh lo me kuch nai bolungi

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        yoyoyoyoyo … ..hurreeyy …

        Mai already selected hu….. yoyo hurrey

        but mai ab single hi hu aur ab single rahunga jab tak aap nahi bolti… nd aap bhi single rahna ……;)

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        haan mai double ho gaya just …..Navya Says:
        September 11, 2012 At 4:43 Pm
        Aby yar tum to selected ho already. Kahne par ……

      1. Navya says:

        Vile prle me ek garden h waha chlnge Tmre taj se left side me payal garment h use right then stadium fir kid complex hote hue indian spicy se right jana fir just samne

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      bhuguhuhuhu aap ne chote bhai ki tarah kaha iss liye ‘(…!!! aap ab tak nahi hate..?? bhuhuhu

  2. Lalitmangla says:

    Or koi ladki hai is site per jo mere sath date per jana chahegi but wo delhi ncr ki ho bcs i m live in fbd

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @lalitmagla ji aap naraj ho gaye mujhse??? rply nahi kiya??

      @priya ji aap se hi aas thi lalitmagla ji ko :(…

  3. Navya says:

    Priyaji vry simple 4sal to hm abi btech krnge or bf means wai daily k nakhre rona yha milne aao ise bat kro use bat mt kro means totaly gulami n the 2nd mater hmre sath asa h yar ki yar hmra din me ek bar b dimag khrab ho jata h to hm pure din kuch nai kr pate islie abi koi gudluking or smart banda milega to hm ha nai bolenge or btech k baad jo mil jayega usi ko ha keh dnge

  4. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @ADMIN MERE bade baihya aap kyo apne chote bhai ke bich aa rahe ho waise aap bahot bade ho…..!!!”

    @Navya ab tum sanko clear kar na plzzz….

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Aby bhai samjha karo… Ladkiyon ki naa me hi unki haan hoti hai.. :-) aur jab ladki poori tarah se anjaan ban jaaye to samjh liyo ki wo bus ready hai jaane ke liye…

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        Aby admin itna bada topa nahi jo uske liye mumbai jayaga or admin iss site ki jitni ladkiyan faridabad ke aas pass hain unke naam diyo jara

  5. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @Navya plzzz clear Karo ye tum kya kah rahi go????

    @priya ji hehehehe ab kise to “yes” bolo aap

    @lalitmagla ji aisa hi ho ….:!

  6. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @lalitmagla ji I feel for u :(…!!! pata nahi

    @priya ji tumhe kya lagta hai Navya j mere sath kya kar rai hai??

  7. Deepak says:

    Safar mohabbt ka dushwar kitna hai…

    Magr dekhna hai k koi wafadar kitna hai…

    Yahi soch k use kabhi manga nahi

    maine Use prakhna hai

    k wo mera talabgar kitna hai,..

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      really ya phir koi kal aakar tumhe puchenga chalo date par jate hai aur tum kahongi haan jarur???. .:( ‘( ??

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      sweet Navya for you…..

      yun chup na raha karo Yun Khamosh Se Jo
      Ho Jatey Ho.
      …. Dil Ko Waham Sa Ho Jata Hai…
      . Kahin Khafa To Nahi Ho…..
      Kahin Udas To Nahi Ho…..
      Tum Boltey Achey Lagtey Ho…..
      Tum Lartey Achey Lagtey Ho…..
      Kabhi Sharart Se Kabhi Gussey Se….
      . Kabhi Hanste Achey Lagtey Ho…..
      Suno ! Tum Achey Lagtey Ho….”e Achey
      Lagtey Ho..
      … Suno ! Tum Achey Lagtey Ho….”

  8. Deepak says:

    hehehe…kya baat h..!! Aj toh badi dtng seting ho ri h…

    Kuch fynal ho jaye toh…shaadi k khaane me hume b bulana yr…

  9. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    sataogi mujhko rulaogi mujhko
    magar kis tarah bhula paogi mujhko….

    khuda jane kya haal hoga tera
    jab gairo ki BAHOO me paogi mujhko. ….!!:(

  10. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Aaj Dard ko lafzon mein Bayan karne wale,
    Is Duniya me Mahaan ban Gaye,
    Jara Unhe jakar Dekho,
    Jo Apne Dard Ko Bhulakar,
    Dusro ke liye Muskaan ban gaye.

  11. Deepak says:

    Lalit bro, ap b..!!!

    Ghr pr bhabhi ko pata chala to..belan se puja ho jayegi….or in smart ladkiyo ki ‘chaaya’ me ap ki ‘chavi kharab ho jayegi.,..

  12. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Arz kiya hai..
    Palkon ke kinare toh bhige hi nahi,
    Woh samjhte hain hum roye hi nahi,
    Aur wo puchhte hain ki khwabo me kise dekhte ho?..

    Aur hum hai kabhi raaton me soye hi nahi..

  13. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Na jane ladkiyan kaise chain ki nind so jati hain..

    Na jane ladkiyan kaise chain ki nind so jati hain..

    Hume to har karvat par apni Lulli set karni padti hai.