Dulhan Ho To Aisi
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Hehehehe. lolzzz ..:D . ..good one admin bro .. ! !! ..!
Kya baat hai aaj sare shayr ho gaye??
@Lalitmangla ji .. @deleted ji…@deepak bro ..@nitesh bro …badhiya shayri….
;) and kaise ho aap sab?
@Dhiraj dear w r u???? @priya ji, navya ji u also
baki sab @alok bro, ,, Rohit bro. HPS , prince bro, anuj bro, nd all users
@RaVi bro welcome to the site…. :D…!!!
Yaar pahli baar koi dhang se shayri bani hai nahi to pahle bhi koshish ki thi magar baat nahi bani or main to badiya hoon tum sunao kya ho raha hai
Me yai to hu
@Lalitmagla ji mai bhi maje me hu. ye bahot badhiya thi ……..Jinka vakt kabhi ….!!!!:D
@navya. ji Bus aise aap aa nahi rahi thi …how are you.???? yaar aap kafi chup chup si rahti ho. ..
hiiiii…kaise ho ??????????????????
Us rat k baad se hmne apni ankhe hi nai kholi.
jbse unhone hmse kaha tha subah hote hi muje bhul jana.
Kya baat hai navya mere sath date per chalogi
Oh hm to apki unse batange ap hmse dat pe chlne ko keh re the jante h dating pe jana means seting pe jana seting means ldki prpose krna n ptana
Or kya ho raha hai
Ha lalitji Boliye kaha chlna h dating pe
@ lalitmagla ji aap ne to direct war kar diya hahahaha lolzz ….Kya kahti ho navya ji yes or no …. waise mai bhi SINGLE hu :(…. hahahahahaga.. . aap ko dono me se 1 choose karna hai .
hehehehe;)
@navaya ji. aap 17 ho na????
Aby hm 1994 k h ab count krlo
Or ha aby me 17 nai hu single hu or ane wale 4sal tk single hi rahungi or agr tb b job na lgi to tm to ate hi rhte ho mumbai me tumhi se timpas krungi ya fir koi or wese b muje abi kisi ne dating k liye kaha
Navya ji aap 17 mai 18 ka mai Mumbai bahot aata hu aap Mumbai hi rahto ho to der kis baat ki…???
@NAVYA …single hu or ane wale 4sal tk single hi rahungi ….how ?????kaise kah sakti ho ??
@Priya ji now she is not single….
:khurk abhi to 4 years tak single rahane waali thi ????
Good but old joke hello friends kahan hain sabhi
:P :)
Mai badhiya hu priya ji aap Sunao …???
dekho na mai single ho gaya bhuhihuhhuhu….waise aap ki age kya hai? ? hehehe
hehehehe…acha hua :P
@priya ji mai just double hua hurrryy….yoyoyo. … :D
congrats :)
Priya tum kya kahti ho tum chalogi
nahi :D
NAVYA ji mujhe reject kar diya aapne????? bhuhuhuhuhu;(…..;(…..;(…..;((( bjuhuhu
Aby yar tum to selected ho already tmhe kese reject kr skte h smja kro ajkl boy ho grl fasion h 2-3bf/gf rkhne ka then cary on tm b 1-2 dkh lo me kuch nai bolungi
yoyoyoyoyo … ..hurreeyy …
Mai already selected hu….. yoyo hurrey
but mai ab single hi hu aur ab single rahunga jab tak aap nahi bolti… nd aap bhi single rahna ……;)
thoda bahut mere bare mein b soch liyo janeman <3
Admin bachhi se hi ????????????
Are rota kyon hai yaar chal tu le ja use date per apne chote bhai ke liye itna to ker hi sakta hoon
thank you bade bhiya (lalitmagla ji)) bus mere mom ko mat batana hehehehahahaga
@aby i m fine 2m apni sunao tum kaise ho…?
mai badhiya hu nitesh bro …..
bhuhuhu bus single ho gaya ….
Are dont take tum double ho ok be hapy be cool
haan mai double ho gaya just …..Navya Says:
September 11, 2012 At 4:43 Pm
Aby yar tum to selected ho already. Kahne par ……
@Navya bolo kaha chalna hai>> Taj ,,The Oberoi, parsion darbar ya kahi or???
Aby Yar taj to barbad ho gyi h yar kahi or chle ek solid place h vile prle side totaly natural h
as your wish jaan. :)
ye place kaha hai???
Vile prle me ek garden h waha chlnge Tmre taj se left side me payal garment h use right then stadium fir kid complex hote hue indian spicy se right jana fir just samne
Oye abi main hut raha hoon to sab ko kahani sunane lag gaya
bhuguhuhuhu aap ne chote bhai ki tarah kaha iss liye ‘(…!!! aap ab tak nahi hate..?? bhuhuhu
Or koi ladki hai is site per jo mere sath date per jana chahegi but wo delhi ncr ki ho bcs i m live in fbd
hehehe nhi koi nhi hai …
Badi hansi aa rahi hai ab to tum hi chalo
@lalitmagla ji aap naraj ho gaye mujhse??? rply nahi kiya??
@priya ji aap se hi aas thi lalitmagla ji ko :(…
hehehe….koi baat nahi ab kisi aur pe aas rakh lo :)
Yaar dukaan per kaam ki vajah se coment nahi kar saka
Priyaji vry simple 4sal to hm abi btech krnge or bf means wai daily k nakhre rona yha milne aao ise bat kro use bat mt kro means totaly gulami n the 2nd mater hmre sath asa h yar ki yar hmra din me ek bar b dimag khrab ho jata h to hm pure din kuch nai kr pate islie abi koi gudluking or smart banda milega to hm ha nai bolenge or btech k baad jo mil jayega usi ko ha keh dnge
Okkk Navya :)
to ye batao tumhara btech kab pura hoga????????????????// ;)
@ADMIN MERE bade baihya aap kyo apne chote bhai ke bich aa rahe ho waise aap bahot bade ho…..!!!”
@Navya ab tum sanko clear kar na plzzz….
Priya mere sath date pe jaayegi…. :) Jaogi na priya ? :-)
Bhaiya ye date kya hoti hai ????
kaise jaate hai ???
kab jaate hai ??? :P
hehehahahehehe prince bro ye kya ho gaya????
Aby bhai samjha karo… Ladkiyon ki naa me hi unki haan hoti hai.. :-) aur jab ladki poori tarah se anjaan ban jaaye to samjh liyo ki wo bus ready hai jaane ke liye…
oyeeee..meri no me noo hi hoti hai……& anjan ban na majak tha…. m not ready :) ok
abe to muskura kyun rahi ho? gussa karke dikha na x-( aise..
:-||
@prince kyu ???
u ko pyar se kari hui no Digest nhi hoti ???? jo Angry ho k karu ???
prince bro lage raho hehehehe…
Adminji ap to phle se set h
:o
whaaaaattttttt?????/
Aby admin itna bada topa nahi jo uske liye mumbai jayaga or admin iss site ki jitni ladkiyan faridabad ke aas pass hain unke naam diyo jara
hawwwwwwwwww :-P
@Navya plzzz clear Karo ye tum kya kah rahi go????
@priya ji hehehehe ab kise to “yes” bolo aap
@lalitmagla ji aisa hi ho ….:!
kisi ko “yes” nahi :D
sabko “noo” “noo”
Rashii panchii kahan ho tumhari bahut yaad aa rahi hai navya abi ke pass hai or priya ne mujhe thukra diya buhuhuhuhu
@lalitmagla ji I feel for u :(…!!! pata nahi
@priya ji tumhe kya lagta hai Navya j mere sath kya kar rai hai??
mereko to kuch samjh nhi aata…wo kya karti hai …kya bolti hai :(
bhihuhuhuhu
koi to batao yaaar bhuhu….:(…
Are bhai baki ke friends kahan hain
my attitude-
Ae bure waqt jaraa adab se pesh aa,
Suna he
waqt nahi lagta
waqt badalne mein…!!
Safar mohabbt ka dushwar kitna hai…
Magr dekhna hai k koi wafadar kitna hai…
Yahi soch k use kabhi manga nahi
maine Use prakhna hai
k wo mera talabgar kitna hai,..
khush kar diya bro… wah….
Priyaji solid coment “mere smj nai ata wo kya krti n kya bolti h” he he he he
:(
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Aby Finaly u r winer tume chose kr lia yar mene baki sbse breakup ho gya
Aby finaly u r winer baki sb mene breakup kr lia
really ya phir koi kal aakar tumhe puchenga chalo date par jate hai aur tum kahongi haan jarur???. .:( ‘( ??
sweet Navya for you…..
yun chup na raha karo Yun Khamosh Se Jo
Ho Jatey Ho.
…. Dil Ko Waham Sa Ho Jata Hai…
. Kahin Khafa To Nahi Ho…..
Kahin Udas To Nahi Ho…..
Tum Boltey Achey Lagtey Ho…..
Tum Lartey Achey Lagtey Ho…..
Kabhi Sharart Se Kabhi Gussey Se….
. Kabhi Hanste Achey Lagtey Ho…..
Suno ! Tum Achey Lagtey Ho….”e Achey
Lagtey Ho..
… Suno ! Tum Achey Lagtey Ho….”
hehehe…kya baat h..!! Aj toh badi dtng seting ho ri h…
Kuch fynal ho jaye toh…shaadi k khaane me hume b bulana yr…
sataogi mujhko rulaogi mujhko
magar kis tarah bhula paogi mujhko….
khuda jane kya haal hoga tera
jab gairo ki BAHOO me paogi mujhko. ….!!:(
Aaj Dard ko lafzon mein Bayan karne wale,
Is Duniya me Mahaan ban Gaye,
Jara Unhe jakar Dekho,
Jo Apne Dard Ko Bhulakar,
Dusro ke liye Muskaan ban gaye.
Koi To Saawan Aisa Ho Jo Us Kay Sung Barsay..!!
Tanha To Meri Aankhain Har Rooz Barasti Hain..!!
Lalit bro, ap b..!!!
Ghr pr bhabhi ko pata chala to..belan se puja ho jayegi….or in smart ladkiyo ki ‘chaaya’ me ap ki ‘chavi kharab ho jayegi.,..
deepak great shers
tumnay to lalitmangla ki le li……hahaha
Are yaar aisa kuch bhi nahi hoga ghabra mat
admin aaj to bahut cmts aa gye……
kal ki kami puri kar di h
kal kahan the sab log ?
Arz kiya hai..
Palkon ke kinare toh bhige hi nahi,
Woh samjhte hain hum roye hi nahi,
Aur wo puchhte hain ki khwabo me kise dekhte ho?..
Aur hum hai kabhi raaton me soye hi nahi..
Admin mera coment awaiting main kyon aa raha hai
kyunki tune apni ID roper nahi dali… First letter apni ID ka tune CAPITAL dala hai usko chhota kar
ab koi nahi h online ???
Yaar main online hoon
Main hoon
del bro kya haal hai…?? subhah aate nahi aap……….??
yaar subah office jana hota h bhai ….
Deleted bro main hoon par lagta hai sab so gaye.
Chalo hum bhi sone jate hain.
Gud n8 swt drm
Na jane ladkiyan kaise chain ki nind so jati hain..
Na jane ladkiyan kaise chain ki nind so jati hain..
Hume to har karvat par apni Lulli set karni padti hai.
Ye kya ho raha hai
ha thik thak sha hai.
Admin ise direct kar
Hello
Admim coment show ker
Admin aaj ka joke kahan gaya
ae samandr tu apni lahro ko kabu me hi rakh,
….
……zindgi me tufan lane ke liye hamra result hi kafi hai.
Hi Nina , kahan thi itne din ?
adamin aaj k comments kaha hai
where is today’s joke
Admin is vakt ka bhi joke gayab
Dear Admin, bahut busy ho aaj? hamare liye thoda time nikalo.
Kahan ho