Shadi Wali Raat Dulha Apni Dulhan Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Apne Ghar Ke Niyam Aur Kayde-Kanoon Samajhate Hue Bola.

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Dulhan: “To Phir Itna Sara Tel Lund Par Lagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi, Hamare Waha To Ye Kam Thook Laga Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha“

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Hindi Version

शादी वाली रात दूल्हा अपनी दुल्हन को सेक्स करने के बाद अपने घर के नियम और कायदे-कानून समझाते हुए बोला.

दूल्हा: "इस घर में रहना है तो कंजूसी करनी पड़ेगी"

दुल्हन: "तो फिर इतना सारा तेल लंड पर लगाने की क्या जरुरत थी, हमारे वहां तो ये कम थूक लगा के ही हो जाता था"

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