Duniya Ka Sabse Achha Business
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"Dosto Kya Aap Jan Na Chahte Hai Ki Duniya Ka Sabse Badiya Business Konsa Hai, Hajir Hai Jawab Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Mukh Se."
Baba Sexidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakt Jo Ki Bahut Bada Business Man Tha Unke Pass Gaya Aur Ek Sawal Pucha.
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Business Kon Sa Hai?”
Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole: “Call Girls Ka”
Bhakat Hairani Se: “Areey, Wo Kaise?”
Baba Ji: “Kyunki Unke Pass Jo Cheez Hai Vo Use Ache Daam Par Bech Bhi Leti Hai Aur Wo Cheez Unke Paas Rah Bhi Jati Hai“
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बाबा सेक्सिदास जी का एक भक्त जो की बहुत बड़ा बिज़नस-मेन था उनके पास गया और एक सवाल पूछा.
भक्त: "बाबा जी, दुनिया का सबसे बड़ा बिज़नस कोन सा है?"
बाबा जी मुस्कुराये और बोले: "कॉल गर्ल्ज़ का"
भक्त हैरानी से: "अरे, वो कैसे?"
बाबा जी: "क्यूंकि उनके पास जो चीज़ है वो उसे अछे दाम पर बेच भी लेती है और वो चीज़ उनके पास रह भी जाती है"
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Admin tera G wala business bhi to same to same h ….
par tujhe kya farak poadta hai CNW
Mr.Delet and Mr.admin gand aur chut ka dandha hamesha se hi naw-jwan ladke ladkiyon ke pehli pasand raha ha. Par afsos is baat ka ha ki ise law parmision nahi mil saki.
Gud….
These r reality…
Hehehehehe……..
Tb admin bro apna G wala dhandh start kariye….:-):) ;-DB-)
hmm Hole sale ka Business
accha hai babaji hehehehuhehe hole sales hehehe.
hole kitne main bechte ho
@rita ye kharidar hai,,,,,, tum batao ki tumhare under me kitne Hole kaam karte hai??????
@rita hm khareedte hain. Bechte tum log ho. Samzi kuchh.
gud joke…..
bat to theek hai maje bhi le liye paise bhi
@ Rita agar kaho to me tumhare Hole sale ke Business ko Bada kar du :p
Rita ji dalaali ka kaam to hum bhi khoob jaante hain. Bus aap ek baar seva ka mauka dein hum line laga denge
swad bhi paise bhi
kya vichar hain
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Gabbar-ye L mujhe de de thakur.
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Thakur-dekh Gabar, hath tak thik tha, baki L se masti nahi..
L chahiye to JAY ka le le faltu latka rahta hai.
Hahahahahahahahaha…….
Heyyy frnz hw r u alll????
I’m 5n kashish ji
Muze to pahle se pta tha ye joke/sach.
hmmmmmmmm…………………..
hello frndz how r u all?????????????????????????
In a cls….
tchr:-gaay hmari mata hai…. gaay meri mata hai….. sb bolo sb…….
1ldka sir ki baat ignore kr window se bahr dkhne lgta hai..!
Sir:-Abe..!bhosdi ke main yaha mar mar ke pdha rha hu…. aur tu khidki ke bahr apni maa chuda rha hai kya..?
ldka:-Aaanhh.!
sir….. Aap yha pdha rhe hai aur bahr saandh aapki maa chod rha hai..!:p
Admin yaar maine 4-5 din pahle ek joke post ki thi…..title:-3idiots lab scence 2nd part
comments me bt wo abhi tk modertion mode me hai aisa kyun….?:-(
hmm bcoz vo main ache tarike se bana ke post karunga dear
okayss……!thnx…!:-)
Good joke
ek niksaan h
–>>> pregnancy rokne wali goli ka kharcha aata h hehehe