Duniya Ki Sabse Bhari Aur Halki Cheez

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Teacher Student Se: “Duniya Main Sab Se Halki Cheez Kaunsi Hai”

Johny: “Madam Ji Lund”

Teacher: “Woh Kaise?”

Johny: “Jo Sochne Bhar Se Hi Apne Aap Uth Jaaye Us Se Halka Or Kya Ho Sakta Hain.….”

Teacher Ne Socha Logic To Thik Hai. Usne Next Question Puchha

“Duniya Ki Sabse Bari Cheez Kaunsi Hai”

Johny Fir Bola: “Ji Lund”

Madam Hairan Hokar Boli: “Esa Kese Ki Halka Bhi Vo Aur Bhari Bhi Vo”

Johny: “Madam Ji Ek Bar Agar Ye Sex Kar Le To Fir Duniya Ki Koi Crane Bhi Ise Khada Nahi Kar Sakti“

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