Ek Jaruri Soochna
Views: 44,666 - Posted on 11 Jun 2011
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Esliye Aap Sabhi Girls Se Guzarish Hai Ki Is Mushkil Waqt Mein Govt. Ka Sath Dein
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Dhudh dhudh me likha peene wale ka naam. Hum boys to ready hai, kyu bhaiyo?
Wah!!! Bhai Wah!!!!
Apne jokes ko aaj hi post huwa dekhkar bahut khushi ho rahai hai..
Thanks.
Admin agar ladkiya man gye to ma india ka sabse bada deary farm lagaunga. Jisme 2-4 hazar ke kareeb bainse i means ladkiya hongi.
Aur khas karke hamara dud gents ke liye hoga.
Abe Chal Chal..etna na Haank. Agar Sach me dum hai to Admin Bro Ko 2-4 Ladkiya Pahle supply kar.. Of course 1-2 mere ko bhi.. baaki tumhaare..
Abe itna bhi nahi samjha! wo agar aisa kar sakta to mutth maar maar kar din na gujaar raha hota. ha..ha..
Matrix bhai pehle to aap ye jaan lo ki ladkiya bhainso se baut mehgi hoti ha.
Sambhav 1 ladki bhain se 2guni jyada Rs. Par milti ha matlb 1 lakh ki 1 ladki.
Beshak mere pas itne paise nai ha. Par tum fikar mat karo. Sarkar dwara deary farm ke liye karze ka pura parband ha. Ab tum soch rahe hoge itne mehangi bhaison mtlb ladkiya lekar tumara padta kaise pade ga. Uska bi hal ha dud 120 rupaye/littlr bejuga. Agar dhanda chala to tum sab ki 3-3 ladkiya paki
100% sahi bola hai aapne matrix bhai
Dosto mein imran hun
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Ha..ha..ha.. ye kya bol raha hai ha..ha..ha.. doodh bech raha hai bhosrike.
Admin ji pls dont post this type of ugly cmts, its reduest bcoz its hurt somebody
Rani ji aapko nahi pata.. ki kyu ese comment karna meri majburi hai
ye kuch log sale harami mante nahi hai.. unke liye esa karna padta hai
Admin isko mat samjha kyunki ye hi sala hearthrob haram ka pilla hai. Aur sun be hearthrobb way2heart par jahaan tu dikhaa wahaan gaar doonga .
@abe gandu apni gand ko khunte daal kr faad
Sala ma bahan ko beech me kyu dall rha h
@heartthrob (imran) Sale Ma*h*rCh*d Tu Jis B Naam Se Comnt. De Usse Fark Nhi Padta. Magar Jisne B Ye Comnt Type Kiya Hai Wo Sach Mai Apni Maa Behan Ch*dwa Rha Hai.
ueeeee hehehe imran ki to L lag gaye hehe dekhliya jyada hoshiyar banne ka natija
is subh awsar par ek joke yaad aa gaya
Teacher – Nisar tumhara janm kab huya
Nisar – jawani janeman hasin dilruba mile jo dil jawan nisar ho gaya… haha
1st gal to his frnd- kal mera bf muze fuck krne wala hai. Fuck kaise krwate hai? Her frnd- simple hai yar
upar dabane ka niche ghusane ka muh se chillane ka Aah
waha pe b aise hi krwana hai
"THE HELICOPTER SHOT" change d game
Ek bar police ne ek kothe pe chhapa mara aur sari ladkiyo ko line me khada kr diya. Ek budhi waha se za rhi thi to budhi ne ek ldki se poocha yaha kya ho rha? Ldki boli "Aam" bat rhe hai. Budhi b lyn me lg zati hai. Budhi ko dekh kar police wala khta hai "aap bhi?" budhi boli- " daant nhi hai to kya hua choos to skti hi hu"
Hum Logo Ko Dudh Mile Na Mile Lakin Admin Tmhare Ghar To Bahat Dudh Aane Wala Hai. Ab To Tm Dudh Mai Hi Nahaoge. Jyada Ho Jaye To Bech B Dena Bro. Bolo To Kal Subah Dibba Leke Aaye
abe mere ghar dudh hehe kyu bhai tum supply kara karoge kya.. nahi nahi anuj bhai hehe vo tera purane wala dandha g#nd marwane wala hi thik thha usi ko kar na :P
lagta hai gaata padd gaya hai
Abe Baat Ye Hai Teri Gf To Bahat Hai Aur Ye Tera Joke Padd Ke Dar Jayengi Aur Apna Sara Dudh Tmko De Jaya Krengi. Ab Utne Dudh Ka Krega Kya…?
Hehehe Aur Mere G Marane Wala Dhanda To Manda Chal Rha Hai. Kyoki Aajkal G bahat Hit Hai Na
hehe koi baat nahi… tu chinta na kar bhai main tere pass bande bhej diya karunga…. pahla number dhiraj bhai ka hehehe
Tension mt lo anuj Garmi me ghata lagega hi winter aane de itna munafa hoga tujhe k tu kapde pahnne ko tarsega dont mint it
Baba g aaj itna tym kyu lg raha moderation me? Aap to theek ho na?
Baba g maine comment me jo joke bheje the wo modify kyu nhi hue
kyunki vo already site pe posted hai
kya yar dairy ka doodh dabbe me ya packet me ata h direct nhi milta jo itne excited ho rhe ho bevajah se..:/ kitni gandi soch h..
Hme jo dhodh peete hai wo to direct milta hai. Hmari soch dirty nhi hai hm to gov. Ka sahyog kr rhe hai. Vaise he anna hazare aur ramdev baba ne pahle hi gov. Ko danda kiye hue hai
I agree with you administress
Jessica g hm boys gov. Nd country ki bhalai ka soch rhe hai aur aap hm logo k armano pe pani fer rhi ho.
Thenk you jessica g kam se kam aapne to govt. ka saath diya!
Tum to agree karo gi hi ;)
Wah!wah!
hame lagd ke ladkeyonka dudh nekalkar beche de
Admin ji bata do na aap itna bhav kyu kha rahe ho
aki n prince ek hi hai na plsssssssss bata do na
main ni main ni main ni….
ab samajh me aya baba ji ki dudh wale ne doodh dena band q kar diya, ab apne problem ka pata laga hi liya hai to aisa solution bataiye ki daily 1-2 litre dudh ka jugad ho jaye, aur baki sabhi se b request hai k aap b aisi kisi dudh wali ko jante ho to mujhe jaroor bataiye
Oyeee mera result aa gya 62% dhinka chika dinka chika dinka chika he he he he vese jyada acha to ni aya par chalega heheh
panchhi Congrates.. bhagwan agli baar is se bhi ache number dilvaye
aur maan ya na maan.. ye hamare sath rahne ka nateeja hai….
ab party de
Heheh thank u …. Aur ye bat to h ye result tm logo k sath rehne ka h aya h bcoz f.y me 66 % aye the … ;p heheh chal aja party to teri pakki
bata kaha ana hai aur ye bata gift mein konse rang ka kapda laau.. blue ya pink
Hmmm chal pehle movie dekhne chalte h aur muje Gift me kapda doge??? Me kya suprman ya batman ki sis hu yar jo muje kapda doge gift me chal kuch acha sa gift leke ana
thanks shivendar
@thank u raj chal jaldi aja varna tu party miss kr dega..
@thank u pyare mohan ji..
Cöngrates Panchhy g. Vaise aap thi kis class me?
hey my sweet panchii to aagaya tera resulllllllt bahut wait karwaya waise 62% kam nhi hote hai yaar hehe jo v bachi kuchi kasar hai wo final me puri karliyo chal ab jordar party de, ekdum cocktail party honi chahiye….. 12 flavor k 12 ice-cream tujhse to ab khuanga re dhinka chika dhinka chika dhinka chika
bahut bahut badhai ho panchhi ji.
bhagwan kare ki aapko isi tarha se safaltayen milti rahen.
per aapne abhi tak sweet nahin khilayee.
Panchhi Congrates….Badhai ho….Mubarak ho……Marhaba…….Marhaba……
Aapke result ko sunkar bahut khushi ho rahi hai, Aap aise hi safalta ki sidhi par chadati huyi bahut unchayi par pahunch jaaye, yahi humari Rab se duwa hai…..
Hey frnds aaj panchhi ke parti me jamkar enjoy hoga, dher sari masti aur dher sara fan hoga…..ya maza aa jayega dhinka chika dhinka chika dhinka chika..
Hey Panchhi tumhari party me aaj Sabhi dosto k liye ice-cream aur Lolipop mera honga………hehehe
vo hi lolipop na jo chusne ke liye mene tujhe diya tha
Nahi Bhai wo wala lolipop to maine Anuj ko de diya thha…..hehehe
Cngrts panchii,
What r u doing?
Thanks rani …em doin b.a ..
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kya hai na admin pura aprv nahi karta.
Ok best of luck 4 next year.
Party ki jarurat nahi hai.
1 kissi de do
hehe
Do akshar wo b ulte he he he he
Thank u cobra ji nd thanx jay
oyee ravan ek bata muje tu site pe ane wala h ya nai ?? :/
Hello
Wow admin bro aapko AJUBA ka dil se SALAM
aapne jesica ki pol khol ke bahot a66a kiya or sabhi dosto ke dil me 1 badi si jagah bana li
mere sath 1 bar dhokha huva tha pehle me 1 chat ki site pe chat karta tha vaha grup chat hota tha vaha 1 ladki aati thi sb se mithi mithi bate karti thi (asal me vo mera 1 dost tha dost nahi gandu tha bhosdika benchod)
vo ladki ne sab user se number le liye or rat ko sabko call pe bat karti thi asal me vo ladka tha ( mobile me option aata he voice changer ka) us se sabko chodu banata tha sala
mere sab dosto ko usne chodu banaya or ek din mene sab pata laga liya apne power se uske baad to uski sabne mil ke marli
uske bad se mene girl se bat karna hi band kar diya
Ajuba bhai jaan ek machli gandi ho to jaruri nahi baki bhi gandi hoti hai (Kyunki janwar aur insaano mein farak hota hai)
aur vese bhi tumne bola to vo ek ladka thha jo chutiya kaat raha thha
Bhai apne dil ki baat bolu to main to chahta hun koi Ladki mera ladka ban ke chutiya kaate hehehehe taki jis din vo mile to main bhul jau ki isne mera chutiya kaata hehehe aur zor se zaphi daal lu.. ki yaar ye to duniya ka sabse haseen majak thha
Please Panchi, Rashi, Administress aur Savita Babhi mere dil ki baat samjho na hehehe
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Congrass panchi ji
raj yaad b ker liya kijiye hume
Matrix ji jo aapne kaha hain agar wo sach hain to humara dil tut gaya
prince ji kaise ho ap
shivendra ji m ok n u?
Jay ji aj apka koi cmt nhi?
Kapil ji kaha ho ajkal?
Pyaremohan ji namaskaar
Admin ji jo matrix ji ne kaha agar wo such hain to alvida
kya kaha hai matrix ne ??????
rashi ji ap dudh ko kitna boil krte ho?
Thanks rashi
good joke
Nikian-2 Mammian terian
chuni chak vikahuni hai
paia ehna vich dudh nahi
yaari dodhian naar lani e
Rashii g m fine. Baba g kaise ho aap? Jay, matrix, raj bindass, wanted, cobra, ajuba, anuj, panchhy, divyya kaise ho sb?
Main bhadiya hu tum bhai apni sunao.. kesa chal raha hai…… aaj kal to free hi hoga ghar par koi kam dhanda hi kar liya kar… baba ko Ladkiya hi supply kar de… hehe i mean Lakdiya
Yar Shivendra hum ekdam mast hai. tum es garmi me apna khyal rakhna, jitana jyada se jyada ho sake Nembu ka pani, Mousami Santare aur Aam ka jush aur tabooz kaharboz khoob khawo. Aur haa dekh kahi Kele (Banana) ka jush mat pee lena nahi to……..hehehe…….tabiyat kahrab ho jaayegai.
Jay bhai kya krte ho aap?
Jay dis is 4 u
"LUV K CHAKKAR ME BARBADI NA KRWA LENA, MUMMI K ARMANO KO KHAK ME NA MILA DENA, GHAR SE MILE HAI JO PAISE SABJI LANE KO, UNSE RECHARG NA KRA LENA"
Baba g ladkiya to hum khud dhund rhe hai. Pujneey pita g ne boys school me admission kra diya tha. Muskil se school lyf puri hui hai. College me ek- aadh ladki set krta hu fir aapke pas bhej dunga. Lekin baba g hume mt bhul zana akhir hm b aapke chelo me se ek hai.
abe hehee tu mera chela ho ya na ho bhai.. par hum ladkiya bhejne wale ko kabhi nahi bhul sakte.. jaisi raj aur kapil hehehe aur ab jay bhi start karne wala hai
Baba ji jab aapki yahi Eachha hai to Mai aapke pash ladkiya bhejunga, Lekin Kaante wala condom use karne k baad…..hehehehe
Baba g apne pavitra kutiya me safai krne ka hi kam de do.
kuch to izzat kro ladkiyon ki..izzat se bhi pyar ho skta h..sara din whi dirty words istemal krte ho ldkiyo k liye..
Haa yar apne bilkul thik kaha boys khud to hamesha gals ko gali dete h pr jb unko koi gal bura kehti to unki ijjat jese fatt k hath me aajati h aur koi ladki gali bolti h to unhe characterless btate h :o
aur kya bilkul..ab hamein bhi ekjut hone ki jarurat h…taki ye boys aur majak na udayein hmare pyar se treat krne ka…jisko ye is galat sense me lete hain k jaise hmari koi respect nhi balki hm sab kuch trust krne k bad inke liye dedicated ho jate hain..so its request to all gals ki boys k galat words nhi sahenge aur aisa bolne walon ko koi bhi respect to kya unse bat bhi nhi karenge.
hmmm ja ja badi aayi…. :P kar le jo karna hai…. mujhe pahle din se shaq tha tu mere aur panchii ke bich darar dalvane aayi hai :P
jitni marj koshish kar le panchii meri hai meri rahegi
Ha ha kyu ni admin site ki sari ladkiya teri hi h pr beti jesi ….hehehe aur administress ji ap bilkul sach keh rhi ho kisi ko koi haq ni banta hame galat kehne ka
Administress aap jokes padhne aur njoy krne aati ho ya politics krne.
Bikul sahi kaha Shivendra bhai. Ye savita aunty sirf boys se nafrat hi karengi. Aur baki ke girls ko bhi aunty bana ke chorengi. ha..ha..
Jin jin girls ko savita aunty ki tarah banna hai wo ye savita aunty ke piche piche chale. Ye nari janta association(NJA) ki head hai. ha..ha..
whi to mai keh rhi hun…jokes padho aur enjoy karo na ki unka post mortem krke ladkiyon ko nicha dikhao..wo apke sath shrishti ko chalane me barabar apke sath hain na k apni respect km karwane ka shauk h hme.
Aur isme politics khn aa gyi..?
he he.. :p panchi jab hi rahegi jb tk izzat doge …samjhe
Administress ab sahi bola hai aapne. Jb hm gals ko ijjat denge tabhi gals apni ijjat hume degi. Baba g Sahi bola na maine?
bilkul ithihas gavah hai Ladkiyo ki ijjat lene ke liye unko ijjat deni padti hai
he..he.. Bilkul sahi kaha apne baba ji.
Kitne gande ho sb…ye kyu bhul jate ho tmhe jisne janam diya vo bi ek ladki ya aaurat h hai
Baba g ab to aap samjh hi gye honge k administress aapko isharo se kya khna chahti hai.
haan thoda thoda hmmmmm
oye babe k chele..hmesha babe ka hath pakad k chalega? Jb dekho ye babaji, wo babaji…:p :p
madam ji, Ramdev aur baki ki jitn ebaba hai unke to budhe log bhi chele hote hai fir bhi unke piche baba baba karke ghumte hai
Administress hm baba g baba g krte hai coz baba g hi humare path pradarshak hai.
abe hehe rahne do re… bandariya kya jane pizza ka sawad heheh
Administress ji Agar aap chahti hai ki BABA ji ki cheli bankar unka hath pakdna to hum chele Baba ji ka hath chor denge:P
ha ha ha….;):D jay hadd h tumhari…OMG!!! :) jay ji administress cheli nahi h..wo aap sb ki guru ma h..isliye admin baba ji ko bhul jao..:) mtlb unhe consider krne se pehle hmari anumati to le lo. ;):p
main baba tu babi to relation kuch bhadiya wla ho gaya na..
chal aaja ikathe beth ke taspya karte hai nadi ke kinare jhadiyo mein :p
oh..cm'on sam..kisi ko to baksh do yar…ha ha ..har bat me ghum fir k whi..:p:p
hmmm… tumhare is dialog se tum mujhe jani pahchani lagi ho….
Ho to pakka koi purana user hi… jo shayad naam badal ke aya hai.. shayad mere se badla lene bhi
yr aap hmesha mujse darte hi rehte ho…..hmesha shak rehta h apko..aisa nhi h..m koi purane user me se nhi hun..agar aap ko aisa lgta h to thk h..aap mere cmnts mt approve krna..bt m nt ur old user.kaise ykin dilaun..aap apna fb name mail kr do.mai apko rep kr dungi admin ji.
na na na na….. main kisi anjani ladki ko FB ka account nahi deta ::(
mene esa ek bar kiya thha aur ladki ne date pe bula liya mujhe aur jab vaha gaya to 10 gunde nange khade thhe meri wait karne ke liye :( vo to tab RAJ aa gaya aur usne khud nanga hoke meri ijjat bachayi..
na ji na .. main ni main ni main ni
hehehehehe Baba ji dekhiyo Bach ke kahi nadi ke kinare jhadiyo mein taspshya karne jaawo aur Tapshya karwa kar mat aa jana:P
ye nishat syed nhi dikh rahi hai bahut dino se aur imran snake ka v kahin pta nhi sab k sab USA shift ho gaye kya?
Imran bhonsdi ke se meri ladayi hui hai vo isliye nahi aata aur Nishat Sayeed ka shaq hai mujhe ki vo yahi kahi hai kisi luke chupe roop mein
kya karu yaar apna to style hi kuch aisa hai jaha dosto par musibat aaye waha me gundo ki gaand mar deta hu hehehe bt admin tune adhura kyon btaya usdin 10 gundo ki aag ko bujhate bujhate mera lund jal mera matlab hai sujh gaya tha ye sab kiya mene tere liye aur tu besharam waha se bhagne k bajay apni pant khol kar 11 we no aane ka wait karne laga tera jaisa kameena mene aaj tak nhi dekha aur kuch der ruk ja me abhi bahut busy hu free time milte hi aur v story sunayunga hehehe admin wo baat bta du jhadiyo k piche wala hehehe
bata de tune jo jo batana hai bata de sabhi ko pata hai tu aur kapil ek numbe ke gapodi ho :P
Ye mien kya dekh raha hoon raj ke comments mien baba ji. ha..ha..ha…
Is baar raj bazi maar gaya conversation mien. he..he..
Baba g ye website ka option kis liye hai?
Baba g bahut din se baba sexydas ki sayri post nhi hui. Koi mast shayri post kijiye na.
n by the way..r u sameer or shabir?
Sameer… and Shabir is a Big BOSS :)
mtlb upar aur bhi h koi.
nahi nahi uper koi b nahi rahta…. no first floor dear… and 2nd uper koi ladki b nahi hai :(
Bhai ye kya no no nahi nahi first floor … and 2nd floor laga rakha hai.
Kyu nahi bol dete ki ek hi Room me sabhi rahtey hai:P
chalo thk h apki marzi. ;)galat kam krne walon k man me hmesha dar rehta h.