Ek Dhamaka Offer
Views: 28,155 - Posted on 20 Feb 2012
"Ye Joke Nahi Hai, Sirf Apne Dosto Se Panga Lene Ke Liye Ek SMS Hai. Jo Ap Unhe Bhej Ke Unki Gand Mein Ungli Kar Sakte Hai."
Dhamaka Offer… Dhamaka Offer… Dhamaka Offer…
Purana Underwear Do, Aur Naya Underwear Le Jao.
Naye Underwear Ke Sath Sath, Ek Lund Bhi Free Le Jaye,
Pehle 50 Khush Naseebon Ki Gaand Bhi Free Mein Maari Jayegi.
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bakwas bilkul
bad joke………….
KHUSHI=
Jab Biwi Pregnant ho..
DAR= Jab Girlfrind Pregnant ho..
KHAUF= Jab Dono Pregnant ho.!
HADSA= Pata chale ki
Aap Dono ke hi Baap nahin ho..!!
Good joke :)
Very good
Admin ye offer/SMS mai tujhe forward kar diya aur ye le Bhosadi ke teri gand me ungali k jagah Angutha v kar diya Q k ab teri gand me mai jab ungali karta hu toh tujhe kuch pata hi nahi chalata hai, Bhosadi k tune jo gand mara-mara ke gand ko Godaam jo bana liya hai :-( :-D
Bilkul bakwas ;)
Priya G, kya bilkul bakwas hai ? Joke ya phir offer ?
Agar Joke bakwas hai to esme mai kuch nahi kar sakta hun usko Admin hi jhakash kar sakata hai , haa agar apko offer bakwas lag raha hai to Aapke liye offer me kuch choot (disscount) mil sakta hai. Aap kewal purana underwear dekar naya le ja sakati hai :-(
aur
Agar aap aur sahuliyat chahati hai to apna address aur size no. de dijiye aapko home dilivery kar diya jayega :-P
Priya dear, Aaj Bhang ke Rang me agar maine kuch jayada bol diya hun, jo apko accga nahi laga ho to pls. mujhe “M” de dijiyega :-D
Nilesh ji…..
Yes, PRIYA JI.
Hehehe. . . Arey Ye to wahi wala offer hai jo ek bar Kapil bhai ka Dhandha jab Manda ho gaya thha to unhone Bra aur Painty par diya thha :-(
aur
unka dhandha etana tez chala k Bazar me Lund ka shorteg ho gaya thha :-( :)
bekaar
Rashii dear, kya bekar hai ?
joke bekar tha jay dear dariye mt humne apko bekaar nhi kaha :-P
Rashi ji aur joke me diya gya offer ke bare me kya khyal ha?
hi frds ap sabi ko mahashivratri ki bahut 2 shubh kamanaye. admin apne muje toh directly approve nahi kiya. dhiraj ji kaise hai kya ap hame bhul gaye mana hum cmt kam karte par iska matlav ye toh nahi ap hamara jikar hi na kare hehehe chaliye hum toh majak kar rahe the…
aj itna bada din tha kuch ache jokes hone chaiye the but anyways…
Bada din kyu….. ?
Arey yaar aaj Bada Paaw khane ka din hai :P
bada paav :-D
HAPPY SHIVRATRI
HAPPY SHIVRATRI frndzz
RAASHIII kha hai aaj?? lagta hai uski puja khtm nhi hui ab tk..
Wanted ji puja 7.30am hi khtm ho gyi thi, waise humne fast nhi rkha aj
DELEATED v nazar nhi aa rha??
HPS, DILBER JANI, ANUJ, DHIRAJ, RAJ, PANCHYYY, DIVYA, PRIYA, NILESH, JAY, sb frndzz ko happy maha shivratri :)
Brother, Aapko v Happy Mahashivratari !!
WANTED BRO,
“HAPPY SHIVRARI”
HAR-HAR MAHADEV..
same 2 u :))
Same 2 u dear
Late but aapko bhi bro
7.30am?? tb to mai bed pr hi tha hehehe
happy shivratri frndss
Same 2 u dear kabutari . . .
Same 2 U sis
kesi ho yrr?
ye hua GIRL hone ka fayda. maine itne logo ko wish kiya lekin kisi ne reply hi nhi kiya
Ek kaam kar wanted bro. Girl nahi to kya huwa. . . Girl Frnd ko hi sath rakha kar phir dekh “R” Karne walo ki line lag jayegi :)
mene yo diya n happy shivratri :D
JAY BRO, gf nhi hai n.. ek kaam kr, tu apni gf ka no. de de. mai use sath rkh liya karunga ;)
Wanted ji Hmm jaldi utha kijiye wrna lazy ban jaogae
kya kru yaar, koi uthane wali hi nhi hai :(
ek kaam kr, tu mereko utha diya krna ;)
What Is Tension?
Ek sundar ladki ne aapse lift maangi..
aur raaste mein uski tabiyat kharaab ho gayi..
Aap use hospital le gaye..
Dr. bola – Aap baap bannewale ho..
LO JI HO GAYI TENSION
Aap bole main iska baap nahi hun.
Fir ladki boli yahi iska baap hai..
AUR TENSION
Police aayi aapka medical checkup hua report aayi ki aap kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte..
AAPKO AUR TENSION
Aapne thank GOD kaha aur nikal liye..
Fir socha ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai woh kiske hai..
REAL TENSION!
Aakash G, Aap apni Real Tension (Aapbiti) ko dusare ke upar Q dai kar kah rahe hai ?
hmm…….jay bro
Happy shivratri to alll………..
I m having migraine today .. wanted bro
Maja aageya bahut acha tha
hehehehe mera comment nahi chapa. kai logo ne bura bataya unka comment chap gaya. maine ek joke sunaya admin bhai ko pasand nahi ayaaya.to auro ke liye bhi nahi choda.
Waise admin bhai ek baat nbatau aap nahi jante ki apne hume kitna hansaaya hai. apke purane bade lambe joke ko to hum itni chutkari leke sunate the ki hanste hanste pet k udukhne lagta tha aur hanssee ki dose le le kar mote ho gaye the.thank u
Manish… Mene tumhe ek bar pahle bhi bola tha dobara bolta hun…
Comment karne hai dhang ke kar nahi to rahne de…. aur khali tere nahi bahut se logo ke bakwas bematlab ke comments delete karta hun
Aur main ache bhale sab comments approve karta hun, bus jinmein bakwas hoti hai vo nahi karta.
admin bhai bas ek baar bata do ki apki jab site se vasta pada to site ki starting se leke current tak ke saare joke paze vise mil gaye the lekin ab unhi joke ko dhoondhta hun to wo is site pe nahi mil paate.kya site ki koi space memory hai, google me jake jab ek purana joke dhoondha to mila lekin apki site ka joke hote huye apki site me nahi mila. aur google reader me bhi ek limit se pahle joke nahi dikhte. what reason plese lemme know how can i find very very oldest jokes of nonvej.thank u
thoda samjhane ke liye aur bata dun .pahle to is site pe ye bhi pata chal jaata tha ki site ke kitne total paze ho chuke hain.jab site pe pahli baar padhna shuru kiya to pata lag jaata tha ki kitne pez bhar joke padhne baaki rah gaye lekin ab to pata hi nahi chalta aur site ke sabse pahle joke ko kaise padhen.u r requested to tell me.Thanks again
pahla joke site ka ye hai dear http://nonvegjokes.com/jesse-jackson-death-hell-and-decision-4.html
and google pe sab pages hai http://www.google.co.in/search?q=site%3Anonvegjokes.com isko check karoge to mil jayenge
and site ka jab update hua tha ye wala design aya tha, somehow vo feature remove ho gayi thi. par main jaldi hi koshish karunga usko dalne ki..
Thanks for the suggestion :)
site pe hanhaa ajkal next hai wanhaa 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next is tarah se tha. pls aisa hi ho jaye to purane se purane joke nikalne me asaani ho jayegi. Thanks for considering
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